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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #50 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:24:10 »
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #51 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:25:23 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.

gr8 answer

Always bring cup rubber

Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.

TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #52 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:26:16 »
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...

Gonna roofie yourself?
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #53 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:26:45 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.

gr8 answer

Always bring cup rubber

Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.

TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #54 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:28:52 »
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P

Yea,  until you make your millions..   Then deevorce,  pay child support,  younger girlfriends 4 lyfe.

The later 2 happens with our without the deevorce..

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #55 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:30:06 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.

gr8 answer

Always bring cup rubber

Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.

TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

None, the answer is none

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #56 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:30:33 »
how long is it acceptable to hate someone that has flipped their spacebar?


Not a dating question, will not answer.

The alcohol debate..

I feel that Here in 'Murica.

There are people who are wound up so tight,  that alcohol is their only solution..


This occurs when people work in structures where they fear showing any "weakness"


Alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution.
At least a temporary one...

There are pharmaceuticals for this.  And booze is fun for awhile.

I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P

You mean that you don't want to date me?
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #57 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:31:19 »
^^^^^

I think as long as people begin to accept that love is conditional, they will gain a less happy but more realistic and sustainable outlook on relationships.


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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #58 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:31:20 »

I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys! :P :P

Yea,  until you make your millions..   Then deevorce,  pay child support,  younger girlfriends 4 lyfe.

The later 2 happens with our without the deevorce..

Younger girlfriends are overrated. I’d rather stick with my wife and hobbies. More girls means less time to geek out. I’m such a geek!
 

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #59 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:31:48 »
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...

Gonna roofie yourself?
Lawl no...
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff

Got married a few months ago
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #60 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:32:40 »

I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...

Gonna roofie yourself?
Lawl no...
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff

Got married a few months ago

Congrats! Honeymoon time?
 

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #61 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:33:08 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.

gr8 answer

Always bring cup rubber

Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.

TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

None, the answer is none

I feel like Halverson is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Viva could you maybe give him some advice, he seems to be in an abusive relationship and needs to get out quick. Frankly, I'm scared.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #62 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:33:23 »
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...

Gonna roofie yourself?
Lawl no...
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff

Got married a few months ago


Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #63 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:33:25 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.

gr8 answer

Always bring cup rubber

Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.

TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  our safe word is Jeb bush 2016
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #64 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:34:31 »

I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...

Gonna roofie yourself?
Lawl no...
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff

Got married a few months ago


Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..

He he.. We have a glimpse into TP4’s fantasy!
 

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #65 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:34:47 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.

gr8 answer

Always bring cup rubber

Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.

TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

None, the answer is none

I feel like Halverson is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Viva could you maybe give him some advice, he seems to be in an abusive relationship and needs to get out quick. Frankly, I'm scared.

BUT I LOVE HIM...SO MUCH

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #66 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:35:15 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you.  :-*
Thank you all Destiny supporters and all you fun people in off topic! I think I will try to stick around for a while!

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #67 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:35:27 »

I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...

Gonna roofie yourself?
Lawl no...
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff

Got married a few months ago

Congrats! Honeymoon time?
Thx!  Twice already
Just came back last week from the second one :D

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #68 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:36:38 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

HHKB is the only keyboard you need, it will attract the only men you need.

gr8 answer

Always bring cup rubber

Unless they are spacebar flippers. Then bring a bat.

TIL my loving pope hates me. enough to beat me with a bat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  our safe word is Jeb bush 2016

man, is beating with a bat a euphemism?

what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you.  :-*

Lesbian action already?!

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #69 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:37:11 »
hey op

What is love
And am I in it?
See I really like this girl
And I, and I think I should
But what i feel
Is there something in it?
Cause if not I'm wasting her time
And that's just not good
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #70 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:38:09 »

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

None, the answer is none

I feel like Halverson is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Viva could you maybe give him some advice, he seems to be in an abusive relationship and needs to get out quick. Frankly, I'm scared.

Now this is some deep stuff here.  Um, seek advice elsewhere.
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #71 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:38:36 »
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?

You will need to translate, I only speak English and Spanish.

Does dancing poorly to music make me more attractive? I prefer that dance the kids call "twerking".

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #72 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:38:59 »
I'm glad I am way pass these dating stuff.. Good luck guys!

oh crap, I just remembered
time to sleep...

Gonna roofie yourself?
Lawl no...
Just remembered I'm over those dating stuff

Got married a few months ago


Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..
Alcohol only
That's why, I should make my own dating thread where alcohol is emphasized

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #73 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:39:55 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you.  :-*

 ;D  ;D  ;D
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #74 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:42:49 »
what keyboard attracts the most men?

If you use a stock hhkb and are a woman, I'm attracted to you.  :-*

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Does she have a sister?
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #75 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:49:48 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #76 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:51:59 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #77 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:52:59 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setup
Very busy with studies atm.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #78 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:53:50 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Yes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #79 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:55:01 »



Did you really get married, or has some poor woman been liquored, drugged and chained in your basement..

He he.. We have a glimpse into TP4’s fantasy!


Lies..

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #80 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:55:05 »
Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setup
+1 lmao

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #81 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:56:40 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setup

What is going on..  What is he doing to the coconut ?  What does it have to do with his desk.

/ oh 

SHE..  coconut is a person.. k..

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #82 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:57:20 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Yes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty version
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #83 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:58:33 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Yes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty version


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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #84 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 10:59:24 »
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty version

LOLOL. Yes I scammed you all to think that I never eat or drink at my desk. BWAHAHAHAHA. Damn, guess I should post "real" pictures and a thread CLEARING MY NAME. Videos of me at my desk are available through PM but will not be posted due to sensitive information against TOS.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #85 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:00:34 »
Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Yes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:

Ok last question does a shiny keyboard help?

Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Sounds like you aren't serious enough with your desk setup
Keyboards are always safe on the desk, rest of the items are in warzone.

Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Just for science did you cleaned tissues and food from the desk before? I might try your approach.
Yes, very clean. LOL I don't think I've ever posted a desk picture with food/trash yet. It does happen, but I clean before every photo shoot. :thumb:
So we don't know the real lastpilot :( just the pretty version


I mean clean looking desk isn't practical on a daily basis. A messier is more usefull if you have food and beverage on it.
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #86 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:02:04 »
So his clean desk is the push up bra of pictures. We must know the truth now!!
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #87 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:02:44 »
I mean clean looking desk isn't practical on a daily basis. A messier is more usefull if you have food and beverage on it.

Really? I mean I guess it depends on what you are doing. The only time I have food or beverage on it is if I am just watching netflix/entertainment.

Most of my creative work has to be done at my home setup and I can't do real work in a messy environment (distracting I guess? idk). So if I'm working there, I'm definitely cleaning there.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #88 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:03:47 »
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #89 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:04:26 »
So his clean desk is the push up bra of pictures. We must know the truth now!!

I also just learned recently that models wear bikinis with straps to force-squeeze the center line, 

then they photoshop out the straps.



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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #90 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:04:30 »
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #91 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:05:55 »
I mean clean looking desk isn't practical on a daily basis. A messier is more usefull if you have food and beverage on it.

Really? I mean I guess it depends on what you are doing. The only time I have food or beverage on it is if I am just watching netflix/entertainment.

Most of my creative work has to be done at my home setup and I can't do real work in a messy environment (distracting I guess? idk). So if I'm working there, I'm definitely cleaning there.

Practical in the sense that I have all I need in hand, for exemple my soldering iron is on my desk for months now. I just throw a bit of the stuff off my desk on the bed to make room and I'm ready to work.
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #92 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:06:30 »
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out.. 

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« Reply #93 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:07:13 »
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out.. 

Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #94 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:07:52 »
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out.. 

Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?

No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..

also lower it by 4 inches.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #95 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:13:22 »
tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?

You will need to translate, I only speak English and Spanish.

Does dancing poorly to music make me more attractive? I prefer that dance the kids call "twerking".

Dancing skills are useful and attractive, but I'm not sure how attractive male twerking is.  I recommend to give it a try and see what happens.

hey op

What is love
And am I in it?
See I really like this girl
And I, and I think I should
But what i feel
Is there something in it?
Cause if not I'm wasting her time
And that's just not good


“Love is a decision, it is a judgment, it is a promise. If love were only a feeling, there would be no basis for the promise to love each other forever. A feeling comes and it may go. How can I judge that it will stay forever, when my act does not involve judgment and decision.”
― Erich Fromm, The Art of Loving

Almost all of my hobbies include me being at my desk. When I was single and looking, one of the first things I would show (since people love asking about hobbies) was my desk setup at home and see how they reacted to it. If they didn't have any knowledge or dismissed it, then it was an instant fail.

That's how I found Coconut <3 She even had her own mechanical keyboard lol.

Interesting method.  Glad it worked for you.  I use keyboards as a test for a person's acceptance of odd hobbies.

Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out.. 

This is why all women I date must sign a contract beforehand stipulating that we must maintain the same physical condition we were in upon first meeting.
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #96 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:16:50 »

This is why all women I date must sign a contract beforehand stipulating that we must maintain the same physical condition we were in upon first meeting.


Hahaha....  I like the approach,  but it doesn't work long term,  default risk high.

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #97 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:18:10 »
Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out.. 

Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?

No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..

also lower it by 4 inches.
I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.
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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #98 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:19:57 »


Should I just get my car big tires as its version of mom jeans?

No, you should get big tires because that makes all cars look more bad ass..

also lower it by 4 inches.
I want meatier tires. And I can't lower it 4 inches or else I won't get anywhere. Maybe 2 inches with lots of negative camber.


or just get curtains..more aerodynamic

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Re: Viva's Dating Advice Thread
« Reply #99 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 11:20:44 »
And flames?
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