OP I have a question. I prefer my ladies to wear North Face and Ugg boots. Maybe a spray tan. What is the best way to attract such a fine specimen of femininity?
Great question! I have various suggestions about where to find this specimen of the adult female, but you asked how to attract that type of woman, so I will address that part of your inquiry.
1. Observe the dominant cultural behavior and style of dress in your urban area, and adhere to the most mainstream and uncreative styles without asking any questions. Therefore, as a male that behaves and dresses in a predictable, safe, pseudo-stylish manner, you will attract females that do the same.
2. If you attend or attended college, promote your participation in a fraternity. If you were not a member of a fraternity, make one up and say it was "small, growing, and exclusive."
3. In order to differentiate yourself from your homogenous counterparts, develop a hobby or characteristic makes you stand out slightly from the crowd, could be "cool," but not so much that you could be labeled as "weird." I suggest growing your hair slightly longer than average, learning enough guitar to make it seem like you know what you are doing, or developing an exotic foreign accent.
4. Frequent the same places that Ugg boot-stomping, North Face-wearing, spray tan-sporting females will frequent. Places like Starbucks, a shopping mall, Whole Foods, trendy restaurants, the flavored vodka aisle at the liquor store, walkable urban streets lined with boutiques, hair-dying salons, ski resorts, warm-weather beaches, outdoor concerts for Top 40 radio artists, a university campus composed mostly of suburbanites, etc.
5. Live in a trendy urban neighborhood close to the places mentioned in #4.
6. Learn to discuss and obsess over dumb, inane, insignificant things, mostly centered around the tiny universe of their life.
7. Get a puppy.
