Did an illegal U turn with a policeman right behind me. He pulled me over and I flashed my white male privilege signet ring at him. He gave me a smirk as he flashed his back as if to say, don't worry bro. He kindly informed me that it was illegal to do that in this state (I have plates from interstate on at the moment) and that I should keep being awesome before letting me carry on my way.
Real version, I am too lazy to brush up on my state driving laws. I assumed I could U turn wherever the **** I want which is not the case (I know this now). Cop who was right behind me pulls me over. In a really pleasant manner informed me that it is against the rules to do that and we war gamed when and where you can actually u turn. Cop lets me go on my merry way with no fine, didn't even fell like he was giving me a warning that is how pleasant he was being.
Thank you kind police man for not giving me a fine for being a dumb ass. If that was Sydney they probably would have just defected my car for ****s and gigs and not even bothered to say anything about the u turn.