Underworld , Blood Wars

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Kate Beckinsale, 

Still super hot.. even though she's a billion years old now. hahahahah



What's weird is,  she's trying to --hide-- from the vampires and the werewolves yea?


But she still dresses all goth/emo...


IDK, maybe dye her hair blond, stop wearing so much leather,  and go work @ mcdonolds.. 

I really don't think vampires or werewolves eat @ mcdonolds..

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Auh.. jeez..

protecting the castle movie..

Clearly a budget cutting setup..

Can already tell this is gonna be lame..

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This is so dumb..

The likan army seeeens quite resourcesful..


Why are they storming the castle with machine guns..


Why not just take some xpolsives and take out the whole castle with the vampires still inside....

What's the point of running inside..

It's a castle made of damn stone,   that's hardly a defensive structure by modern standards.

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Tp4 should be leader of the likan army.. then the vampires would stand no chance..


and they gave that vampire a sword..  really?  you present a sword as a viable weapon in THIS century, come on....


sigh.........

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oh... so she does dye her hair in this movie.. hahahahah

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They stole that last bit form mortal kombat.. pshh.. hahahahaha

[Elrick]

oh... so she does dye her hair in this movie.. hahahahah

Who cares, as long as she still wears latex with a leather corset perfectly,  I'm a happy old man  .

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GDI.. what a horrible ending.. they don't explain anything at all.. sigh..........

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oh... so she does dye her hair in this movie.. hahahahah

Who cares, as long as she still wears latex with a leather corset perfectly,  I'm a happy old man  .

Well... the movie certainly has plenty of that..

All the females are wearing dungeon clothes..

[RELLIK]

Insert plot point based on X rare bloodline 
That whole series is exactly the same thing every movie!

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Insert plot point based on X rare bloodline 
That whole series is exactly the same thing every movie!

i just don't understand what the big deal is..

Maybe vampirism makes you extremely racists, therefore they're really into that purity thing..


Because it seems like they're intelligent enough to come up with all these gadgets. but not enough to decide hey, maybe we could EVOLVE..

[Elrick]

Because it seems like they're intelligent enough to come up with all these gadgets. but not enough to decide hey, maybe we could EVOLVE..

Sounds so familiar here like they're HUMAN and that is their immense misery to start with.  Maybe if they started to act like REAL vampires (if there was such a thing) instead of these fantasy like models, then you'll get something like a true blood sucking fvckfest.

That's what a real Vampire flick should be all about, they live to SUCK and in all of these flicks thus far have very little of that.....   

Where's the gory detail of them sucking dry all the local orphanages as well as hospitals?  So much food available after daylight and not one attack, that is what's so depressing to see, failed blood-suckers trying to keep the dogs in check and they failed at that too.
 

[RELLIK]

Insert plot point based on X rare bloodline 
That whole series is exactly the same thing every movie!

i just don't understand what the big deal is..

Maybe vampirism makes you extremely racists, therefore they're really into that purity thing..


Because it seems like they're intelligent enough to come up with all these gadgets. but not enough to decide hey, maybe we could EVOLVE..

I know right. They've spent so much time fighting the pitiful humans just walked off with rest of the world  )
Clearly things have gotten out of hand though *coughmendinghandsofgodcough*

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Because it seems like they're intelligent enough to come up with all these gadgets. but not enough to decide hey, maybe we could EVOLVE..

Sounds so familiar here like they're HUMAN and that is their immense misery to start with.  Maybe if they started to act like REAL vampires (if there was such a thing) instead of these fantasy like models, then you'll get something like a true blood sucking fvckfest.

That's what a real Vampire flick should be all about, they live to SUCK and in all of these flicks thus far have very little of that.....   

Where's the gory detail of them sucking dry all the local orphanages as well as hospitals?  So much food available after daylight and not one attack, that is what's so depressing to see, failed blood-suckers trying to keep the dogs in check and they failed at that too.
 

It's silly because the fact remains, DAYLIGHT accounts for a significantly longer portion of all time, at least relative to most habitable locations on earth..

Why wouldn't they be actively trying to get rid of that whole allergic to sunlight issue.. instead preserving this glaring defect in their (purity)