just get married then you will stop giving a **** about everything.
Hrrrrmm...
but then your wife gets phat, thinking that you wouldn't leave her because of how phat you are..
marital interlock rates plummet.
and you end up going to that mining town brothel,
and someone takes a foto of you,
you get blackmailed by --kandice--
your wife approaches you about spending so much money on chicken wings
- but in actuality- you've just been forging receipts for -kandice- visits.