Author Topic: These pretzels are making me thirsty! (Read 5676 times)

njbair · « **on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:26:05 »

The pretzel is an underrated snack. We bought this huge bag of Rold Gold pretzels along with some other snacks for a party, and nobody ate the pretzels. So I've been working through the bag, little by little.

I've grown quite fond of pretzels; they are extremely versatile. Last night I was dipping them in peanut butter, and tonight I'm dipping them in mustard. Two totally different snacks based on the same baked good. And let's not forget about chocolate covered pretzels.

Anyway, I like pretzels and I thought you all should know.

ika · « **Reply #1 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:26:30 »

pretzels ****in suck

unless they're snyders pieces. that **** is p good

nubbinator · « **Reply #2 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:27:00 »

I can't stand hard pretzels. Soft pretzels are the **** though, especially with a sprinkle of sea salt and a **** ton of awesome mustards.

njbair · « **Reply #3 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:30:25 »

Quote from: ika on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:26:30

pretzels ****in suck

unless they're snyders pieces. that **** is p good

Oh man, Snyders Pieces are awesome.

Reminds me of this:

appleonama · « **Reply #4 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:38:34 »

Thought this was a tp thread.....

nubbinator · « **Reply #5 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:40:06 »

Quote from: appleonama on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:38:34

Thought this was a tp thread.....

tp threads don't have to be made by tp to be tp thread.

OP is too coherent and lucid to be a tp thread though.

Speaking of food, I'm having Trader Joe's Vegan Tika Masala for dinner. Usually I don't care for Indian food, but it's pretty darn good.

demik · « **Reply #6 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:27 »

hello thirsty im dad

hwood34 · « **Reply #7 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:41 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:27:00

I can't stand hard pretzels. Soft pretzels are the **** though, especially with a sprinkle of sea salt and a **** ton of awesome mustards.

^^^^^^^

demik · « **Reply #8 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:59 »

wtf are hard pretzels?

nubbinator · « **Reply #9 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:45:35 »

Quote from: demik on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:43:59

wtf are hard pretzels?

The nasty salt crusted stale bread they sell in the grocery stole

demik · « **Reply #10 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:46:05 »

those ****s stink bruh

Air tree · « **Reply #11 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:56:11 »

I don't even know if I have ever had a soft pretzel before. But I do know that hard pretzels suck. And I completely understand why no one ate them.

ika · « **Reply #12 on:** Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:58:31 »

soft pretzels are pretty delicious. especially with cheese dip and some kind of garlic crust. either that or a nice mustard.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:05:42 »

I absolutely adore these, but get why they might not be some people's thing. It takes work to eat, they are sharp, and quite messy.
But I'm addicted to that irreplicable crunch.

fanpeople · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:13:37 »

6/10 food thread
10/10 dad joke thread
0/10 seinfeld thread.

Lurch · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:15:36 »

pretzels? more like pretzlels

sike. i like me some pretzels. hard or soft, dont bodder me none. just need good muhsstid

absyrd · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05 »

I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.

Lurch · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:31:20 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05

I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.

chocolate covered pretzels are a late-night snack STAPLE

need to re-up on some of those.

absyrd · « **Reply #18 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:33:47 »

Yep. I'm a fan of sweet + salty. Requires much milk, though.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #19 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:43:49 »

I used to love the soft pretzel + nacho cheese + yellow mustard combo..

Eventually though.. I realized that eating stuff like that is probably gonna make a person go bald..

absyrd · « **Reply #20 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:47:18 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:43:49

I used to love the soft pretzel + nacho cheese + yellow mustard combo..

Eventually though.. I realized that eating stuff like that is probably gonna make a person go bald..

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Yep. Too late for me. Confirmed bald and fat.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #21 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:54:12 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:47:18

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 10 March 2016, 06:43:49
I used to love the soft pretzel + nacho cheese + yellow mustard combo..

Eventually though.. I realized that eating stuff like that is probably gonna make a person go bald..

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Yep. Too late for me. Confirmed bald and fat.

Otesanek · « **Reply #22 on:** Thu, 10 March 2016, 22:06:49 »

Sweet hot mustard makes hard pretzels worthwhile.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:26:16 »

Quote from: Otesanek on Thu, 10 March 2016, 22:06:49

Sweet hot mustard makes hard pretzels worthwhile.

like warm honey mustard?

njbair · « **Reply #24 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:34:30 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Wed, 09 March 2016, 22:40:06

OP is...coherent and lucid...

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #25 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:46:44 »

It's like the pretzel makers are like, we're lazy, you make it taste better, we added salt.. and we're out of ideas..

hahahahaa

inanis · « **Reply #26 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:58:46 »

I really like the Synders Honey Wheat pretzels. They are good and easy to snack on. I also love chocolate covered pretzels. Specifically he ones from Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. OMG, SO GOOD. Also down for soft pretzels, with mustard.

Regular old pretzels don't do it for me tho.

jerue · « **Reply #27 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51 »

Is it pretzel day yet?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #28 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:07:57 »

Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51

Is it pretzel day yet?

this isn't a real holiday is it?

inanis · « **Reply #29 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:08:24 »

Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51

Is it pretzel day yet?

I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day....

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jerue · « **Reply #30 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:25:37 »

Quote from: inanis on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:08:24

Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51
Is it pretzel day yet?

I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day....

)

W_hinklebottom · « **Reply #31 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:41:46 »

I have a Soft Pretzel recipe that I have been meaning to try. This thread is making me about stepping up my time table.

Otesanek · « **Reply #32 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 17:02:59 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 09:26:16

Quote from: Otesanek on Thu, 10 March 2016, 22:06:49
Sweet hot mustard makes hard pretzels worthwhile.

like warm honey mustard?

Nah man, like super spicy honey mustard. Warm honey mustard sounds vile for some reason, even though it is probably pretty good.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #33 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 17:09:34 »

Quote from: Lurch on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:31:20

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05
I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.

chocolate covered pretzels are a late-night snack STAPLE

need to re-up on some of those.

now i want these

Waateva · « **Reply #34 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 17:55:17 »

Quote from: Lurch on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:31:20

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 10 March 2016, 05:21:05
I like hard sourdough preztels. Or those "dark" burnt ones.

I like choc covered preztels.

I love soft pretzels with spicy jalapeno hot cheese.

chocolate covered pretzels are a late-night snack STAPLE

need to re-up on some of those.

We just got a new store by us that has chocolate covered pretzels which are good but my new favorites are their blueberry yogurt pretzels like these ones here. I would've probably eaten the whole one pound bag of them last night while playing Mario Kart 8 but my wife fattie-shamed me so I only ate half

Otherwise, I'm a fan of most pretzels but really like the butter ones as well as most of the Snyders kinds.

xtrafrood · « **Reply #35 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 18:28:59 »

Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:25:37

Quote from: inanis on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:08:24
Quote from: jerue on Fri, 11 March 2016, 10:01:51
Is it pretzel day yet?

I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day....

)

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I smell a The Office marathon happening soon!

I worked at this one place that probably sold the same style soft pretzels that were available in the 80's. Delicious.

Mustard all day, everyday.

fknraiden · « **Reply #36 on:** Fri, 11 March 2016, 18:36:10 »

Pretzels are dope, eat several oz's of them several times a week. Haven't had a soft pretzel in a while, reminds me of Costco.

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