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Offline rowdy

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #150 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:53:23 »
Keyboard Zen: What is the sound of someone typing on a silent mechanical keyboard in a forest with no-one around to here?
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"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #151 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 03:01:29 »
oh, but i've heard that mechanical keyboards are all loud
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #152 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:20:51 »
Seriously though, what is the point of making fun of new members of the community...  They help keep it alive.  Everyone was a noob once.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #153 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:26:13 »
It's fun to circlejerk sometimes.

Absolutely essential for any community.
« Last Edit: Mon, 17 June 2013, 05:06:19 by Sifo »
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #154 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:42:52 »
I know all about keyboards MX topre switches are the best i have seen on an IBM model M (approve)
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #155 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 05:46:46 »
Need to be able to laugh at yourself :)
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"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #156 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:27:20 »
Quote from: Sifo on Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:26:13
It's fun to circlejerk sometimes.

Absolutely essential for any community.

is that what's going on at those "meet-ups"...  oh god....  :'(
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #157 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:37:40 »
So where can I buy a topre mouse, I think that would be much better than one I have.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #158 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:56:56 »
Quote from: MKULTRA on Mon, 17 June 2013, 04:20:51
Seriously though, what is the point of making fun of new members of the community...  They help keep it alive.  Everyone was a noob once.
It's good fun and shouldn't hurt nothin. The fact we were all noobs once just makes it all the more relatable. I remember my days of searching to find out what the best switch was (as if those guides meant anything at all) and when I couldn't fathom why someone wouldn't want the numpad.

That being said,

Is it ok that I like mx blues for gaming? I heard they're a typing switch but I like gaming on them better than on my blacks. Is that fine or should I stop?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #159 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 10:27:08 »
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Mon, 17 June 2013, 06:56:56
Is it ok that I like mx blues for gaming? I heard they're a typing switch but I like gaming on them better than on my blacks. Is that fine or should I stop?

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #160 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:14:14 »
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #161 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:23:53 »
Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 17 June 2013, 05:46:46
Need to be able to laugh at yourself :)

This.  I'm sure we've all posted absolutely noobish questions at least once (I know I have many times).
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #162 on: Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:52:50 »
Do topray keyboards feel like my laptop because I like it
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #163 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58 »
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #164 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13 »
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #165 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48 »
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #166 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22 »
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #167 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:11:11 »
Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)

yus plushee has 9 crystal, 2 for eyes, 7 for butthole
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #168 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:29:50 »
mondolin crystals?  I hear these are only 4 in the world and you have 7?! I would like to buy them all for my private keyboard island collection.

P.S. got my first mech QFR with browns.  They aren't silent.  Maybe B/S will be better?  Hoping mandolin crystal is the best!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #169 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:30:07 »
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:11:11
Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
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Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)

yus plushee has 9 crystal, 2 for eyes, 7 for butthole

Now we know why you made it  ???

But yes list that bad boy on ebay !

Or sell it to TP he needs crystals in his ergodox!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #170 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:32:51 »
Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:30:07
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:11:11
Quote from: ray4jc on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:10:22
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:06:48
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:45:13
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

I'd prefer I'm we stuck more to obvious exaggerations of noob tendencies and phrases rather than calling out actual newcomers verbatim.

That being said, yes some of those are pretty bad.

Yes...

Also, DAE WANNA BUY PLUSHEE? ONLY $1000

rarar we are posting what noobs would say, these aren't real posts, but just in case does the plushee have a crystal? ;)

yus plushee has 9 crystal, 2 for eyes, 7 for butthole

Now we know why you made it  ???

But yes list that bad boy on ebay !

Or sell it to TP he needs crystals in his ergodox!
;)

anyways, I DID NOT make it for that purpose... 0_0 just to clarify...
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #171 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 11:38:31 »
well, i need moar vespene gas.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #172 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:00:12 »
Hey, I asked a question 30 seconds ago. Why didn't anyone answer me yet?

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #173 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:03:24 »
Quote from: CPTBadAss on Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:00:12
Hey, I asked a question 30 seconds ago. Why didn't anyone answer me yet?

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But I read in the OP of the OP it said bumping every 24 seconds right? Especially when I want to sell my stuff!!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #174 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:05:27 »
dear god this thread
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #175 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:18:44 »
so much irony  :)) :))
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #176 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 12:57:59 »
...and from the heavens ZEUS gave us the ergo-docks!

Anything else is not Greek pantheon approved, and since I'm Asian I only believe in Greek gods/myths as they explain ergonomics perfectly.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #177 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:12:33 »
Who is Kirkle?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #178 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:14:36 »
Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:12:33
Who is Kirkle?

Does anyone truly know who kirkle is?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #179 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:19:04 »
Why is everybody here talking about BS?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #180 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:22:20 »
Quote from: snoopy on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:19:04
Why is everybody here talking about BS?

It stands for "Best Switches"
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #181 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 16:38:50 »
Quote from: The_Beast on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:14:36
Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 19 June 2013, 15:12:33
Who is Kirkle?

Does anyone truly know who kirkle is?

Isn't that the captain from the Keyship Ergodox?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #182 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:21:14 »
Quote from: rarar on Wed, 19 June 2013, 10:36:58
http://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/new/

Every single question thread

keep your ripster blowing to a minimum
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #183 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:41:08 »
what is a ripster?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #184 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:49:20 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 19 June 2013, 17:41:08
what is a ripster?

Ripster is still with us... We just don't know which one of us...

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #185 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 18:01:06 »
Quote from: funkymeeba on Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:14:14
PING!
Yes?

Noob: Will using a backlit keyboard make me type faster?

EDIT: I'm going to do that every time someone mentions ping in a way that doesn't make it blatantly obvious what they're talking about.

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There's enough of me to go around!
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #186 on: Wed, 19 June 2013, 18:01:56 »
Quote from: ping111 on Wed, 19 June 2013, 18:01:06
Quote from: funkymeeba on Mon, 17 June 2013, 12:14:14
PING!
Yes?

Noob: Will using a backlit keyboard make me type faster?

if you're a hunt n pecker,  and you're in the dark... then Yes it will... :D

And since we can assume someone who'd ask that question must not be very proficient at keyboarding.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #187 on: Fri, 21 June 2013, 17:51:33 »
guyz i just boht a nuw razur dethstacker and itz osome u shuod al bye 1
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Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #188 on: Fri, 21 June 2013, 19:37:12 »
Never seen anyone post like that.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #189 on: Sat, 22 June 2013, 09:26:21 »
I was exaggerating. That said, this site does show that it's a great keyboard: http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-keyboards-keypads/razer-deathstalker-ultimate
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #190 on: Sat, 22 June 2013, 09:34:51 »
So I got that new ergodox everyone is raving about but it's so comfortable my hands fell asleep! ;)
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #191 on: Sat, 22 June 2013, 14:24:37 »
I heard mechanical keyboards are loud, can you recommend me a silent keyboard?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #192 on: Sat, 22 June 2013, 14:43:23 »
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #193 on: Sun, 23 June 2013, 07:58:27 »
*SUDDENLY lysol enters the thread answering all 1734 noob posts

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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #194 on: Mon, 01 July 2013, 10:20:52 »
Where is the any key?
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #195 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43 »
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons.  Lamers.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #196 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18 »
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons.  Lamers.

Is that a Logitech? :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #197 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:21:24 »
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons.  Lamers.

Is that a Logitech? :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #198 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:53:49 »
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:21:24
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons.  Lamers.

Is that a Logitech? :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.

Issint it the blackwidow? :eek:
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Re: Pretend to be a noob
« Reply #199 on: Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:58:05 »
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:53:49
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Tue, 02 July 2013, 11:21:24
Quote from: Shadovved on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:13:18
Quote from: Binge on Tue, 02 July 2013, 10:09:43
Why do people keep posting keyboards that are so small?

My g19 has more color options and buttons.  Lamers.

Is that a Logitech? :confused:

I googled. It is, apparently, the one that can custom program LED colours! :eek:
I don't know why you buy a g19 when you could get a razer deathstalker ultimate.

Issint it the blackwidow? :eek:

The Blackwidow is the cheaper version. Not as good because it doesn't cost as much.
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