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EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 04:21:42 »
Today I review one of the worst pieces of **** that's come my way so far. Hope you all enjoy, you sadistic ****s :p .

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 08:43:06 »
Try this one next  ;D

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 09:04:49 »
I have one of these. Top 5 keyboard in my collection.

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 11:46:57 »
Try this one next  ;D

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 16:37:44 »
I have the sudden urge to buy every single cheap plastic keyboard I can find and send them on a truck to our dear Thomas here.
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 18:59:04 »
Today I review one of the worst pieces of **** that's come my way so far. Hope you all enjoy, you sadistic ****s :p .


Keyboard for big boys and girls

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 20:10:49 »
Pretty sure one of my customers had one of these with normal keycaps, he's not exaggerating about how bad it is.

I normally carry a wireless mouse with me because of how bad some mice are (you have no idea) but this was the only keyboard that almost made me change my policy of not carrying a keyboard with me.
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 04 May 2019, 20:15:25 »
Y'all need to stop talking trash about this amazing board


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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 05 May 2019, 02:46:24 »
Kill it with fire before it can reproduce.
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 05 May 2019, 05:34:38 »
I really appreciate how you made the all the cursing EZ to read! :thumb: :p

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 05 May 2019, 07:53:13 »
This thing:

made me bring my own keyboard at work. This is worse than those cheap Dell rubber domes.

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 05 May 2019, 18:07:21 »
This thing:
made me bring my own keyboard at work. This is worse than those cheap Dell rubber domes.
Pretty sure I used one of those before.

It came with a system, I took it out of the box tried it, showed the customer and then we promptly put it back into the box never to be seen again.
It's bad, probably the worst keyboards I've seen come with a system in recent history, but it's still not as bad as the reviewed keyboard. I'd give it a close second though and I agree with you, I wouldn't have used it either.
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 05 May 2019, 20:26:41 »
I believe this rollup keyboard is worse than this canary %$#@. I found a drawer at work filled with these bastards.

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 05 May 2019, 22:09:40 »
I believe this rollup keyboard is worse than this canary %$#@. I found a draw at work filled with these bastards.
It would be tough call and I wouldn't wish it on anyone to find out which is worse.

You may as well just stab them repeatedly, it would be more pleasant.
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 10 May 2019, 00:56:11 »
I believe this rollup keyboard is worse than this canary %$#@. I found a drawer at work filled with these bastards.

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Steal all of them,  throw them in the dumpster, then light dumpster on fire..

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 10 May 2019, 01:16:36 »
I'll admit that, when I first watched this, I laughed loudly enough to wake the rest of the house. (And that I've swiftly adopted “Unfortunately, peanut butter!” into daily speech.)

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 10 May 2019, 03:32:29 »
I'll admit that, when I first watched this, I laughed loudly enough to wake the rest of the house. (And that I've swiftly adopted “Unfortunately, peanut butter!” into daily speech.)
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 10 May 2019, 07:37:41 »
I believe this rollup keyboard is worse than this canary %$#@. I found a drawer at work filled with these bastards.

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wtf did you bring this gallaby goop into this thread, it already gave me the creeps when chyros reviewed it

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 10 May 2019, 09:06:06 »
I believe this rollup keyboard is worse than this canary %$#@. I found a drawer at work filled with these bastards.

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Just looking at that monstrosity makes me want roll something up.... :p

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 10 May 2019, 11:03:15 »
I believe this rollup keyboard is worse than this canary %$#@. I found a drawer at work filled with these bastards.

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Just looking at that monstrosity makes me want roll something up.... :p

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wtf did you bring this gallaby goop into this thread, it already gave me the creeps when chyros reviewed it

Nobody fret, I have enough of these rolled up to share with everyone here  :))
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 10 May 2019, 17:47:57 »
Nobody fret, I have enough of these rolled up to share with everyone here  :))
I have a knife and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #21 on: Sat, 11 May 2019, 12:06:16 »
Nobody fret, I have enough of these rolled up to share with everyone here  :))
I have a knife and I'm not afraid to use it!

Hmm...what if I bring this instead?

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #22 on: Sat, 11 May 2019, 17:09:30 »
oh ****, that only makes it worse with build quality of absolute butterfly switches

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Re: EZ Eyes keyboard review (rubber domes)
« Reply #23 on: Sat, 11 May 2019, 18:22:40 »
Nobody fret, I have enough of these rolled up to share with everyone here  :))
I have a knife and I'm not afraid to use it!

Hmm...what if I bring this instead?

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Just a suspicion, but I bet it's better than the roll-up or the reviewed keyboard. I've seen some bad scissor switches but I've never see one worse than the worst rubber dome keyboards.
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