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Offline tp4tissue

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He duz calculus in 3rd grade, says proud aunt.
« on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 10:43:28 »
Kiddo couzn' family visit.

Aunt gushes about how "gifted" her son is.

Tp4 = lowest ranking adult member + Maximum Lazy.

Tp4  DELEGATES,  pillsbury crescent roll duty 2 ALLLEGED Calculus aficionado 3rd grader.

He set them on Fire in the toaster oven.

I'll be testing his calculus later, Strike 1 buddy , Strike 1..


-NO- it's not rare to do calculus in 3rd grade for middle class Tiger mom children.

Calculus before calc 5 is very formulaic, no thinking required.

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Re: He duz calculus in 3rd grade, says proud aunt.
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 12:18:17 »
I’ll be anxiously awaiting the results of your rigorous testing.

Also interested to see how you break it to the mom

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Re: He duz calculus in 3rd grade, says proud aunt.
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 13:03:33 »
I’ll be anxiously awaiting the results of your rigorous testing.

Also interested to see how you break it to the mom

Tp4 Delegates crescent roll, then proceeds to play the starcraft.

10 minutes later, he walks in crying, saying they're on fire.

Tp4 smothers fire with wet dish towel. Crisis averted, The older generation would've given him a good smack down,  buh Tp4 just gave disapproving smirk.

what can' u do these days,  don' wanna go 2 jail.





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Re: He duz calculus in 3rd grade, says proud aunt.
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 17:10:11 »
Tested his math.

Pretty good for a young person, better than the crescent rolls.

Not seeing any Math-Sparks though, mostly only solving.

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Re: He duz calculus in 3rd grade, says proud aunt.
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 20:59:49 »
A true story of redemption.

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Re: He duz calculus in 3rd grade, says proud aunt.
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 15 December 2019, 07:49:40 »
Kiddo couzn' family visit.

Aunt gushes about how "gifted" her son is.

Tp4 = lowest ranking adult member + Maximum Lazy.

Tp4  DELEGATES,  pillsbury crescent roll duty 2 ALLLEGED Calculus aficionado 3rd grader.

He set them on Fire in the toaster oven.

I'll be testing his calculus later, Strike 1 buddy , Strike 1..


-NO- it's not rare to do calculus in 3rd grade for middle class Tiger mom children.

Calculus before calc 5 is very formulaic, no thinking required.


Lmao I suck at calculus and quadratics, I am great at everything else.

Sintpinty has an iq of about 90-110.