While drunk...
I went out this evening to get a massage at the reccomendation by "Jaffers" because I have a battle-damaged shoulder from years of video-game abuse..
Then I got to the parlor, made sure it WASN'T a brothel, and got the massage..
Welp, they serve alcohol at this masssssageeee parlor, wtf...
My masseuse was very pretty so I didn wan to dampen her sales this evening, so I opened a bottle of champagne, 400Yuan, whatever, ..
Oh, turns out, they lied, it WAS a brothel.. i thought the alcohol was weird..
I left before I got SUPER drunk.. as you can tell my typing is still very cohenert..
Bullet dodged...
Now I'm watching addiction documentaries on Youtube to stop myself from doing any more stupid things tonight..
