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Offline esoomenona

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:08:45 »
what type of tree is the best to scratch yourself with?

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:08:54 »


Does moose slapstick make you laugh or feel bad for the moose?
unless they have some unforeseeable downside (like they're actually made of cream cheese cunningly disguised as ABS)


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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:09:02 »
What is your favourite type of apple?
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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:09:46 »
Given a moose, how likely is it to be a fraud?

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:12:03 »
Is eating grass really what its all about?

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:15:25 »
How annoyed do you get during rut?  I see the trees you take your frustration out on and you look pissed.  Also, do you REALLY need to make piss mud pits and roll in them???
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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:29:39 »
Have you seen a bear wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:32:13 »
Do you find other animals of similar stance and stature attractive? Such as a horse, donkey, zebra, etc.

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:34:13 »
Dat ass.

What is the worst thing you've seen?
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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:35:26 »
...have been eating rotten apples to get intoxicated

Ah you see this post makes more sense now.


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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 12:36:00 »
Do you find other animals of similar stance and stature attractive? Such as a horse, donkey, zebra, etc.

If a donkey walked on two legs, would you find it attractive?

Yes

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 18:57:53 »
What's the best beer to drink in the forest?
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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 19:14:35 »
What does your friend the fox say?
This is terrible.

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 02 January 2014, 19:53:09 »
What does your friend the fox say?
This is AWESOME.

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 03 January 2014, 04:47:07 »
How does meese meat taste like?  I always thought it would be fun to hunt a large animal, and go through the process of personally gutting the animal and preparing the meat, but I think the meat would go bad before I could use it all.  I know you can freeze the meat, but even then it would take up too much room, and you can only freeze it for so long before freezer burn happens.  It's a shame because supermarkets don't usually sell many other meat types besides chicken, pork, beef, or seafood.  Any ideas?

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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 03 January 2014, 04:51:47 »

What does your friend the fox say?
This is AWESOME.


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Re: The "Ask a professional forest animal" thread
« Reply #22 on: Fri, 03 January 2014, 11:34:45 »
How does meese meat taste like
NICE

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buy a big and powerful freezer.
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