Fake people, people faking and frauds

[phetto]

It has come to my understanding that some people on this forum isnt who they say they are.
Faking their names and stuff like that.

Whats your opinion on this?

THE FAKERS ARE FOUND AND DEALT WITH

[CPTBadAss]

I'm not actually a captain. Forgive me sir phetto

[moonprismpwr]

I think whenever people use fake identities it's a little bit creepy. Are you a serial killer or something?

[phetto]

I'm not a Sir, I'm a Baron.

[Glissant]

It's funny when people are bad at being different people. At least TRY to do it well when you want to be fake xD.

[esoomenona]

I'm secretly Glissant's wife, in Norway. I'm keeping an eye on his American wife. Don't tell either of them.

[CPTBadAss]

I'm secretly Glissant's wife, in Norway. I'm keeping an eye on his American wife. Don't tell either of them.

Moose! I wanted that job

[phetto]

It's funny when people are bad at being different people. At least TRY to do it well when you want to be fake xD.

Exactly, now reveal yourself to the public.

[moonprismpwr]

I'm secretly Glissant's wife, in Norway. I'm keeping an eye on his American wife. Don't tell either of them.

goddamnit. thats why hes taking so long to come home

[tp4tissue]

Who are these imposters "pretending" to be 

and to what purpose on a "keyboard" forum.

[moonprismpwr]

Who are these imposters "pretending" to be 

and to what purpose on a "keyboard" forum.

i guess they could be anyone, like someone in another thread pointed out that people steal identities, or make up a person whos name doesnt check out anywhere. *shrug*

a VERY good question. i still vote serial killer and theyre probably going to serial kill us (well not me since i dont have much keyboard stuff to offer) all for loots.

[Halverson]

I'm more real than anything. No fake here. Y'all know my name, many I've met, etc etc.

Phetto knows me toooooo

[phetto]

Not exactly Halverson. Everyone has seen that thread about Halverson, right? Is he a Girlshark or a Wizbro? NEITHER!

I will now reveal his true identity once and for all.

[Halverson]

NOOOOOO!!!!! MY SECRET IDENTITY!!!!

[Leslieann]

It has come to my understanding that some people on this forum isnt who they say they are.
Faking their names and stuff like that.

Whats your opinion on this?

Fakes on the internets! NO WAY!

[phetto]

Gotcha, gotcha bigtime Halvy.

Yea leslie

[Halverson]

Gotcha, gotcha bigtime.

NOW GIMME A PIZZA!!!! You know where I live, order me one up!



Kidding, I am not hungry at all...beer would be fine though...

[CPTBadAss]

Not exactly Halverson. Everyone has seen that thread about Halverson, right? Is he a Girlshark or a Wizbro? NEITHER!

I will now reveal his true identity once and for all.
[/spoiler]

Oh my god. HALVERSON, YOU'RE NOT A GIRLSHARK WIZBRO?

[esoomenona]

Not exactly Halverson. Everyone has seen that thread about Halverson, right? Is he a Girlshark or a Wizbro? NEITHER!

I will now reveal his true identity once and for all.
[/spoiler]

Oh my god. HALVERSON, YOU'RE NOT A GIRLSHARK WIZBRO?

Let it be known that the Moose has spoken nothing but truth as to the falsity of this girlish wizardshark.

[YoungMichael88]

Not exactly Halverson. Everyone has seen that thread about Halverson, right? Is he a Girlshark or a Wizbro? NEITHER!

I will now reveal his true identity once and for all.
[/spoiler]

Oh my god. HALVERSON, YOU'RE NOT A GIRLSHARK WIZBRO?

CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S TESTING YOUR FAITH??!?!

[Rare]

How can people not live up to their username? I am in fact Rare.

[tauburn]

ALERT THE ****ING MEDIA



but really, using your real name for anything on the internet is a mistake...

[YoungMichael88]

I admit it!!! I'm not Young!!  I'm 1463 years old!!!

[missalaire]

Hay guize, I'm really a GuyInRealLife.

[Halverson]

How can people not live up to their username? I am in fact Rare.

Rare is ****ing Roger, WATCH THE **** OUT. He's kind of a ****, and has a purple evil cat. I swear! And probably wants some crazy threesome with patty and the purple girl....

[jdcarpe]

So who is it? Let's start naming some names and calling people out already!

Is it me?

[Michael]

Hay guize, I'm really a GuyInRealLife.

Dang. Crushed dreams T_T

[esoomenona]

I admit it!!! I'm not Young!!  I'm 1463 years old!!!

I thought you were 88... So fake!

[eth0s]

It has come to my understanding that some people on this forum isnt who they say they are.
Faking their names and stuff like that.

Whats your opinion on this?

I can't believe I'm agreeing with tp4tissue, but who are the fake people?  Can you give us at least one example? 

[missalaire]

Hay guize, I'm really a GuyInRealLife.

Dang. Crushed dreams T_T

Sorry to disappoint :3

[esoomenona]

So who is it? Let's start naming some names and calling people out already!

Is it me?

I met jd. He's not really Spock! I was broken...

[Rare]

How can people not live up to their username? I am in fact Rare.

Rare is ****ing Roger, WATCH THE **** OUT. He's kind of a ****, and has a purple evil cat. I swear! And probably wants some crazy threesome with patty and the purple girl....

[sth]

unless you're DanielBeardsmore you have nothing to say here

[YoungMichael88]

I admit it!!! I'm not Young!!  I'm 1463 years old!!!

I thought you were 88... So fake!

It was in '88 when Halverson blessed me with the gift of immortality. His gifts, wisdom and grace have no boundaries.

[tjcaustin]

Ok, guys I can now admit I'm not a King.

[phetto]

(+ 3 Hidden) and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

[Rare]

I AINT HIDIN I LET ANY ***** SEE ME

[jdcarpe]

(+ 3 Hidden) and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

You can PM it to me.

[Dubsgalore]

guys, big announcement... I'm not actually the superintendent

[phetto]

(+ 3 Hidden) and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

You can PM it to me.

Pm'd, now you know.

[jdcarpe]

Sad, just sad.

[Halverson]

I AM NOT A ****ING GIRL! FRAUD GONE. GET OVER IT.

[jdcarpe]

Lighten up, Francis.

[CPTBadAss]

I AM NOT A ****ING GIRL! FRAUD GONE. GET OVER IT.

But you're still a diety right?

[Halverson]

I AM NOT A ****ING GIRL! FRAUD GONE. GET OVER IT.

But you're still a diety right?

I am here!

[jdcarpe]

Tapatalk fail.

[YoungMichael88]

I AM NOT A ****ING GIRL! FRAUD GONE. GET OVER IT.

Wait, what!!??  But we...... Oh god. OH GOD!!!!

[noisyturtle]

I do declare, such gossip oh my I am gettin' the vapors from such scandal. I must confess I am a gentle Southern Belle of refined tastes and not actually a turtle.

[phetto]

I AM NOT A ****ING GIRL! FRAUD GONE. GET OVER IT.

Wait, what!!??  But we...... Oh god. OH GOD!!!!

Looks like you play for the brown team now YM88.

[esoomenona]

I do declare, such gossip oh my I am gettin' the vapors from such scandal. I must confess I am a gentle Southern Belle of refined tastes and not actually a turtle.

asl?

[inlikeflynn]

this thread is a disappointment

[esoomenona]

this thread is a disappointment

Needs more liar shaming?

[inlikeflynn]

this thread is a disappointment

Needs more liar shaming?

yes

[CPTBadAss]

Rumor has it that phetto's not even Swedish. What's up with that?

[tipo33]

I'm not the famous Alfa Romeo Tipo33.  I'm actualy an an Alfasud with a bodykit...

there, I said it.

 

[keymaster]

My name is generic on purpose. 

[CPTBadAss]

I'm not the famous Alfa Romeo Tipo33.  I'm actualy an an Alfasud with a bodykit...

there, I said it.

 

Tipo nooo. Y u break heart

[mushupork]

It has come to my understanding that some people on this forum isnt who they say they are.
Faking their names and stuff like that.

Whats your opinion on this?

You mean the rest of you weren't carded when you signed up?  I had to use my drivers license name.  Had to use the photo for my profile pic too.  So lame.

[mbc]

Half the ppl here are ripsters fake accounts anyway :-D

[deepthawt]

This above all: to thine own self be true -- WS

[eth0s]

Half the ppl here are ripsters fake accounts anyway :-D

lol.  So now he has 50,000 posts spread over 5,000 accounts.  Smart.

[TranscendingLogic]

I haven't seen any Lego pics.

[csloan1218]

Half the ppl here are ripsters fake accounts anyway :-D

Well, all the mods can ip log and see who are repeat registers so if there are those kind of ppl they are only fooling themselves.

If the mods know what they are doing, doesn't matter if they are proxied or not.

[WhiteFireDragon]

It has come to my understanding that some people on this forum isnt who they say they are.
Faking their names and stuff like that.

I'm finally gonna confess, but I'm not really a dragon. Nor do I have fire that's white

What's the point of this thread? Maybe PM those people and unleash your anger directly. Or if you don't want confrontation with your real account, just make another account, then PM those people

Half the ppl here are ripsters fake accounts anyway :-D

Well, all the mods can ip log and see who are repeat registers so if there are those kind of ppl they are only fooling themselves.

If the mods know what they are doing, doesn't matter if they are proxied or not.

This doesn't work though, because the same IP can be from a whole network. For example, a region within a school, apartment complex, etc.

[BunnyLake]

how, even with the anonymity of the internet can we not name names

ps if this is about me i admit im not a bunny nor a lake, nor any mystical combination of the two

 

[tp4tissue]

seriously... who are we talking about... I've never sensed any sort of "ninja-" anything.

[Shadovved]

I'm not really a silver smiley face sticker in real life though

Although I do make them

[BunnyLake]

I'm not really a silver smiley face sticker in real life though

Although I do make them

i make therefor i am

[Shadovved]

I'm not really a silver smiley face sticker in real life though

Although I do make them

i make therefor i am

I touch therefore I is

[tauburn]

i think phetto just started this because he's fake. i mean "country: sweden" i'm pretty sure that's not even a real place. come on guys

[Binge]

i think phetto just started this because he's fake. i mean "country: sweden" i'm pretty sure that's not even a real place. come on guys

^ I've never heard of "sweden" in murrica.

P.S.  I'm usually not AFK

[fohat.digs]

Can you spot the real me?

[jwaz]

Can you spot the real me?

I'm going to say... both.

[iri]

I'm secretly Glissant's wife, in Norway. I'm keeping an eye on his American wife. Don't tell either of them.

goddamnit. thats why hes taking so long to come home

i can make your life a bit easier while you are waiting!

[Halverson]

That is one hot bowtie!!

[Glissant]

There are several places called Sweden in 'murica. In NY, PA and ME at least. So it's all real.
I've seen someone claim to have a different name. And they even claimed to use the same account to be sure that they wouldn't be caught in the lie =p.

[phetto]

What's the point of this thread? Maybe PM those people and unleash your anger directly. Or if you don't want confrontation with your real account, just make another account, then PM those people

[SmallFry]

Use fake name for throw away accounts, real name for good accounts? That's what I do.

[tp4tissue]

Use fake name for throw away accounts, real name for good accounts? That's what I do.

So... is geekhack smallfry real or throw away... test of keyboard faith here..

jkjk, you don't have to answer... we know your faith is strong..

[Alessandro]

I'm with SmallFry on that.

Now, I'm really not getting this thread. Could I have a little help please? It's all a little vague.

I do have to say: I'm not an Al, es, sand, or even a ro.
Am I doing it right?

[Turbo Slaab]

Use fake name for throw away accounts, real name for good accounts? That's what I do.

So... is geekhack smallfry real or throw away... test of keyboard faith here..

jkjk, you don't have to answer... we know your faith is strong..

Or maybe you are smallfry.

Mind blown.

[Alessandro]

He is neither small nor a fry, but perhaps a smallfry, a fry who is neither small nor a fry.

[SmallFry]

Use fake name for throw away accounts, real name for good accounts? That's what I do.

So... is geekhack smallfry real or throw away... test of keyboard faith here..

jkjk, you don't have to answer... we know your faith is strong..

Or maybe you are smallfry.

Mind blown.

My Fry is not small... Thank you. )

[Michael]

Use fake name for throw away accounts, real name for good accounts? That's what I do.

So... is geekhack smallfry real or throw away... test of keyboard faith here..

jkjk, you don't have to answer... we know your faith is strong..

Or maybe you are smallfry.

Mind blown.

My Fry is not small... Thank you. )

You sound pretty insecure....

[Alessandro]

The more they talk about it...

[phetto]

^ Ehm I think we are a step closer to finding the true fraud

[Alessandro]

You might be a little late to the party.

I still don't get it./

[Binge]

The more they talk about it...

Alessandro is just an anagram for Ass Lenardo!  I'm calling out this.... FARTS!

[Alessandro]

Oh man that's win!

[Glod]

someone mentioned ip address, lol thanks to vpn ive logged into geekhack all over the world.

i'm a little confused though; is this thread about people having more than one account or the fact some people want to stay 100% anonymous and lie a little bit? I mean some lies are not cool in a forum like this like saying you own keyboards, switches, and peripherals you don't actually own. But saying you own an Audi R8 and have sex with Ukrainian top shelf hookers each night is pretty boss on a keyboard forum.

being anonymous is essential for some people, my identity is no secret and i am a bad liar so i just avoid lying, but i have no problem with people creating a new identity to protect their own identity.

[esoomenona]

I type on an Audi R8 with MX Ukrainian hooker switches.

[SmallFry]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

[Glod]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

glod damnit you beat me to it

[Glissant]

It's more about persons pretending that they are named something else and pawning their real identity off on someone else they claim are in their life.

[Alessandro]

Right, I think I've got it.

I've no idea what's going on with the secret santa thread and this keyboard donation, but that probably means you know that we've been having shipping problems with the board I sold Bunny. I and many other people have been using Collect+ for many things for a long time and never had any problems. I've been replying to all his PMs as soon as I can and am in contact with Collect+ and the store I sent it to. The package is also insured.

So why is there even a need to create a thread going on a tangent of anonymity, fake names and the such? How have we got to that? I'm quite confident that if it was any other member selling the board, there wouldn't be a thread the same day labeling them as a fraud.

[inlikeflynn]

ok I feel bad for living a lie and must come clean.

I'm sorry to admin i'm not really Errol Flynn

[Glissant]

Alessandro, it's not you =). Take a breath and relax, my brother.

[Glod]

It's more about persons pretending that they are named something else and pawning their real identity off on someone else they claim are in their life.

so semi-identity theft? yeah that can be ****ed up

ok I feel bad for living a lie and must come clean.

I'm sorry to admin i'm not really Errol Flynn

that's a good thing, wasn't he a statutory rapist?

[Alessandro]

Then I still don't get it. What have I missed from being here less?

I'm still neither an Al, es, sand or ro.

[tjcaustin]

someone mentioned ip address, lol thanks to vpn ive logged into geekhack all over the world.

i'm a little confused though; is this thread about people having more than one account or the fact some people want to stay 100% anonymous and lie a little bit? I mean some lies are not cool in a forum like this like saying you own keyboards, switches, and peripherals you don't actually own. But saying you own an Audi R8 and have sex with Ukrainian top shelf hookers each night is pretty boss on a keyboard forum.

being anonymous is essential for some people, my identity is no secret and i am a bad liar so i just avoid lying, but i have no problem with people creating a new identity to protect their own identity.

It's not that boss, there gas, insurance (health and car), tires and top shelf hooker clothes (not cheap, let me tell you)

There's not enough fakery busting.

Right, I think I've got it.

I've no idea what's going on with the secret santa thread and this keyboard donation, but that probably means you know that we've been having shipping problems with the board I sold Bunny. I and many other people have been using Collect+ for many things for a long time and never had any problems. I've been replying to all his PMs as soon as I can and am in contact with Collect+ and the store I sent it to. The package is also insured.

So why is there even a need to create a thread going on a tangent of anonymity, fake names and the such? How have we got to that? I'm quite confident that if it was any other member selling the board, there wouldn't be a thread the same day labeling them as a fraud.

Guilty much?  World don't revolve round you, sir.  It revolves around King Klaxon.

[BunnyLake]

Right, I think I've got it.

I've no idea what's going on with the secret santa thread and this keyboard donation, but that probably means you know that we've been having shipping problems with the board I sold Bunny. I and many other people have been using Collect+ for many things for a long time and never had any problems. I've been replying to all his PMs as soon as I can and am in contact with Collect+ and the store I sent it to. The package is also insured.

So why is there even a need to create a thread going on a tangent of anonymity, fake names and the such? How have we got to that? I'm quite confident that if it was any other member selling the board, there wouldn't be a thread the same day labeling them as a fraud.

this thread was up way before we found out the board was missing

i have never mentioned you to anyone man and all i ever said about the sender was they definitely dropped it off, and its not a problem there end, this is definitely not about you and i dont have a bad word to say about you, its not your fault there has been shipping issues

[tp4tissue]

Use fake name for throw away accounts, real name for good accounts? That's what I do.

So... is geekhack smallfry real or throw away... test of keyboard faith here..

jkjk, you don't have to answer... we know your faith is strong..

Or maybe you are smallfry.

Mind blown.

My Fry is not small... Thank you. )

You sound pretty insecure....

I don't like where this is going, but if smallfry is in scouts we could assume he's still growing.

[tp4tissue]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

[esoomenona]

Use fake name for throw away accounts, real name for good accounts? That's what I do.

So... is geekhack smallfry real or throw away... test of keyboard faith here..

jkjk, you don't have to answer... we know your faith is strong..

Or maybe you are smallfry.

Mind blown.

My Fry is not small... Thank you. )

You sound pretty insecure....

I don't like where this is going, but if smallfry is in scouts we could assume he's still growing.

So you're implying he's a grower and not a shower?

[Glissant]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

You might not have played with the right boobs then.

[Internetlad]

I'm. . .not that good at the internet.

also i'm 24.

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

is it strange that the part of that post that offended me the most is that cherry reds are the cloud of boobs, not blues?

[SmallFry]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

You might not have played with the right boobs then.

You've played with clicky boobs?

[Alessandro]

Also known as stiff nips?

[Internetlad]

You've played with clicky boobs?

[tp4tissue]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

You might not have played with the right boobs then.

You've played with clicky boobs?

no, i meant the novelty of reds//boobs  wear off quicker than   say cherry mx blue switches.

[esoomenona]

Boobs are not like super fun. They're tools. Do the right thing with them, and get the job done better.

[tjcaustin]

But much like tools, they perform better when they're maintained, cleaned and not abused.

[Internetlad]

I disagree. I could play with boobs, probably forever.

don't care for MX reds though.

[SmallFry]

Don't forget to lube them every now and again. Tools don't like being dry.

[esoomenona]

Nah, abuse 'em and get 'em dirty, then get a new set.

[tp4tissue]

Nah, abuse 'em and get 'em dirty, then get a new set.

^^ oh a fellow cleavage connoisseur

[Internetlad]

Nah, abuse 'em and get 'em dirty, then get a new set.

^^ oh a fellow cleavage connoisseur

I think he meant the keyboard.

[phetto]

ok I feel bad for living a lie and must come clean.

I'm sorry to admin i'm not really Errol Flynn

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I guess the people that I trusted the most here on GH isnt trustworthy at all...

[deepthawt]

^^ oh a fellow cleavage connoisseur

How about a clavier connoisseur .
My experience is limited to what is at hand.
Although before marriage i seem to recall something.. its on the tip of my tongue but i just cant put my finger on it now.

[eth0s]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

Wow.  tp4tissue even hates boobs.  Now I feel sad for him.     Everybody loves boobs:  men, women, gay men, lesbians, babies, everybody.

And then there's this: "female boobs are honestly over-rated"?  WTF? man-boobs are better?

Well regardless of that, did we catch any fakers yet?

As for me, I need a modicum of fakery and anonymity, because I don't want any of you people coming over to my house and typing on my sweet keyboards when I'm not home. 

[tjcaustin]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

Wow.  tp4tissue even hates boobs.  Now I feel sad for him.     Everybody loves boobs:  men, women, gay men, lesbians, babies, everybody.

And then there's this: "female boobs are honestly over-rated"?  WTF? man-boobs are better?

Well regardless of that, did we catch any fakers yet?

As for me, I need a modicum of fakery and anonymity, because I don't want any of you people coming over to my house and typing on my sweet keyboards when I'm not home. 

My bad

[phetto]

Well regardless of that, did we catch any fakers yet?

nope, teh fakers wont reveal themselves..


CALLING OUT iMav, can you check if there is multiple users with the same ip? mohaha

[BunnyLake]

this thread makes me feel a little sad inside now

[csloan1218]

After 5 pages, im still wondering what this thread is really about

[moonprismpwr]

Well regardless of that, did we catch any fakers yet?

nope, teh fakers wont reveal themselves..


CALLING OUT iMav, can you check if there is multiple users with the same ip? mohaha

unfortunately, they could just say "they" are living together.

[phetto]

pretty easy to see through that lie, moony

[DamienG]

Hmmm. Am I the only guy on here using his real name?

[)amien

[orlando]

Hmmm. Am I the only guy on here using his real name?

[)amien

Nope

[moonprismpwr]

pretty easy to see through that lie, moony

thats true, at least with a quick search in public records

[tp4tissue]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

Wow.  tp4tissue even hates boobs.  Now I feel sad for him.     Everybody loves boobs:  men, women, gay men, lesbians, babies, everybody.

And then there's this: "female boobs are honestly over-rated"?  WTF? man-boobs are better?

Well regardless of that, did we catch any fakers yet?

As for me, I need a modicum of fakery and anonymity, because I don't want any of you people coming over to my house and typing on my sweet keyboards when I'm not home. 

I don't hate them.. I feel they're over-rated...

Like five-guys burgers are good... but NOT $8 dollars good.

Topre is good.. but NOT $300 good

[moonprismpwr]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated.. they're fun for all of 5 minutes.. which is pretty fun, but yea, you get bored...

cherry mx blue on the other hand... this just doesn't stop being fun.

Wow.  tp4tissue even hates boobs.  Now I feel sad for him.     Everybody loves boobs:  men, women, gay men, lesbians, babies, everybody.

And then there's this: "female boobs are honestly over-rated"?  WTF? man-boobs are better?

Well regardless of that, did we catch any fakers yet?

As for me, I need a modicum of fakery and anonymity, because I don't want any of you people coming over to my house and typing on my sweet keyboards when I'm not home. 

I don't hate them.. I feel they're over-rated...

Like five-guys burgers are good... but NOT $8 dollars good.

Topre is good.. but NOT $300 good

yesss. five guys is really overhyped.

[phetto]

dude, ofc you dont run and buy a topre keyboard if you dont have the money for it, then you will be better off witha qfr or something, but if you have the economy for it, its a given buy

[jdcarpe]

dude, ofc you dont run and buy a topre keyboard if you dont have the money for it, then you will be better off witha qfr or something, but if you have the economy for it, its a given buy

A given buy, try, and sell.

[esoomenona]

[mushupork]

The more they talk about it...

Alessandro is just an anagram for Ass Lenardo!  I'm calling out this.... FARTS!

Alessandro might be an anagram for Andre Lasso (French Cowboy) or maybe Neo Lard Ass (Matrix Dietitian). Very suspicious.

[ComradeSniper]

After 5 pages, im still wondering what this thread is really about

Right there with you.

[IvanIvanovich]

You caught me! I am in fact only a mannequin.

[esoomenona]

You caught me! I am in fact only a mannequin.

I knew it, lysol! No mere human could know so much about Cherry.

[inlikeflynn]

You caught me! I am in fact only a mannequin.

at last the truth comes out! I told the world your secret long ago, but no one believed me...

[iri]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated..

been to thailand recently?

[Leslieann]

How does the cloud of boobs feel?

female boobs are honestly over-rated..

been to thailand recently?

Hormones are what create them, so they are the same no matter what is below the waist.