Old Peanut butter..

[tp4tissue]

Xpired, 2010, 

Unopened, Stored, back of fridge behind the tall sake.

-- name brand (jiffy)

-- smells fine

-- no discoloration/ separation


Wish me Luck..

[tp4tissue]

Hrrrrm... tastes alrite..

A bit, waxy and slightly tongue numbing..

hrrrm...

[HotRoderX]

Seen a video on a forum.. guy ate peanut butter from a ww2 MRE.. Don't think he died.

[tp4tissue]

Seen a video on a forum.. guy ate peanut butter from a ww2 MRE.. Don't think he died.

mmm... Stomach making a noisse..

Nothing xplode yet..

[noisyturtle]

guarantee it is rancid as pb goes bad in about a year, but people taste buds are different so you may not even notice.since it was sealed it wasn't exposed to oxygen which is what the cause of comtam always is, but the process will be vastly accelerated once it's open. it won't make you sick, maybe just a tummy ache.

[tp4tissue]

Woke up..  superficially, Alive..

Trial 2 later this evening.

[absyrd]

Eating rancid **** isn't the path to your 6 pack abs, tp

[tp4tissue]

Eating rancid **** isn't the path to your 6 pack abs, tp

Noisyturtle said, I wouldn't be able to tell if it was rancid.. Is this true.. ?

[tp4tissue]

Trial 2, administered..

Observations so far..   Has not xploded into a bloody mist.. 

[noisyturtle]

if you see any black dots in there toss that ****

[xtrafrood]

Ew, why do you keep your peanut butter in the fridge?

[YoungMichael88]

Placing peanut butter in the fridge is grounds for execution.

RIP torn bread


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[tp4tissue]

Placing peanut butter in the fridge is grounds for execution.

RIP torn bread

[YoungMichael88]

Placing peanut butter in the fridge is grounds for execution.

RIP torn bread

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I can’t kill Tp4!

*YM uses revive serum on Tp4

But seriously, PB in the fridge is a bread killer. SPREAD the word!


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[tp4tissue]

I can’t kill Tp4!

*YM uses revive serum on Tp4

But seriously, PB in the fridge is a bread killer. SPREAD the word!

This "Revive Serum"

Is it also Peanut Butter based.. ??

[YoungMichael88]

I can’t kill Tp4!

*YM uses revive serum on Tp4

But seriously, PB in the fridge is a bread killer. SPREAD the word!

This "Revive Serum"

Is it also Peanut Butter based.. ??

It’s raspberry jam, of course!


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[xtrafrood]

No seriously, what is the point of keeping peanut butter in the fridge? Even when I bought farm fresh peanut butter I'd store it outside the fridge.

Do people store their peanut butter in the fridge? Is that actually a thing or are you just 'pulling my leg'?

[YoungMichael88]

No seriously, what is the point of keeping peanut butter in the fridge? Even when I bought farm fresh peanut butter I'd store it outside the fridge.

Do people store their peanut butter in the fridge? Is that actually a thing or are you just 'pulling my leg'?

I have seen peanut butter in the fridge before on many occasions. I’m not sure if it was ever an intentional choice but having said that, I have accidentally stored the PB jar in the fridge on occasion only to find it stiff as a board and un-spreadable until it comes back up to room temperature. 


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[tp4tissue]

No seriously, what is the point of keeping peanut butter in the fridge? Even when I bought farm fresh peanut butter I'd store it outside the fridge.

Do people store their peanut butter in the fridge? Is that actually a thing or are you just 'pulling my leg'?

I have seen peanut butter in the fridge before on many occasions. I’m not sure if it was ever an intentional choice but having said that, I have accidentally stored the PB jar in the fridge on occasion only to find it stiff as a board and un-spreadable until it comes back up to room temperature. 

Tp4 just eats straight peanut butter.. soooo.. don't need 2 spread..

[YoungMichael88]

No seriously, what is the point of keeping peanut butter in the fridge? Even when I bought farm fresh peanut butter I'd store it outside the fridge.

Do people store their peanut butter in the fridge? Is that actually a thing or are you just 'pulling my leg'?

I have seen peanut butter in the fridge before on many occasions. I’m not sure if it was ever an intentional choice but having said that, I have accidentally stored the PB jar in the fridge on occasion only to find it stiff as a board and un-spreadable until it comes back up to room temperature. 

Tp4 just eats straight peanut butter.. soooo.. don't need 2 spread..

I want peanut butter ice cream now that’s the only time I really ever consume peanut butter that’s not served on some sort of bread product


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[xtrafrood]

No seriously, what is the point of keeping peanut butter in the fridge? Even when I bought farm fresh peanut butter I'd store it outside the fridge.

Do people store their peanut butter in the fridge? Is that actually a thing or are you just 'pulling my leg'?

I have seen peanut butter in the fridge before on many occasions. I’m not sure if it was ever an intentional choice but having said that, I have accidentally stored the PB jar in the fridge on occasion only to find it stiff as a board and un-spreadable until it comes back up to room temperature. 

Tp4 just eats straight peanut butter.. soooo.. don't need 2 spread..

I want peanut butter ice cream now that’s the only time I really ever consume peanut butter that’s not served on some sort of bread product


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Alright. I guess there are times when I toss pb in my smoothies and it really doesn't matter if the pb is cold or room temp.

[YoungMichael88]

No seriously, what is the point of keeping peanut butter in the fridge? Even when I bought farm fresh peanut butter I'd store it outside the fridge.

Do people store their peanut butter in the fridge? Is that actually a thing or are you just 'pulling my leg'?

I have seen peanut butter in the fridge before on many occasions. I’m not sure if it was ever an intentional choice but having said that, I have accidentally stored the PB jar in the fridge on occasion only to find it stiff as a board and un-spreadable until it comes back up to room temperature. 

Tp4 just eats straight peanut butter.. soooo.. don't need 2 spread..

I want peanut butter ice cream now that’s the only time I really ever consume peanut butter that’s not served on some sort of bread product


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Alright. I guess there are times when I toss pb in my smoothies and it really doesn't matter if the pb is cold or room temp.

Yes, but the chilling of peanut butter adds no value when used in the majority of applications including a smoothie. It’s a spreadable product at its core and unless you intend to never use the product in a spreadable application, then the only reason to put it in the fridge is if you enjoy the colder temperature and mouth feel when consuming it on its own by the spoonful. I think peanut butter on its own would actually taste/feel better when chilled. So the only solution to this problem would be 2 jars of peanut butter! One chilled and one not! More peanut butter is always the answer! Now I want to heat peanut butter and dip a banana in it as a sauce! 


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[tp4tissue]

Yes, but the chilling of peanut butter adds no value when used in the majority of applications including a smoothie. It’s a spreadable product at its core and unless you intend to never use the product in a spreadable application, then the only reason to put it in the fridge is if you enjoy the colder temperature and mouth feel when consuming it on its own by the spoonful. I think peanut butter on its own would actually taste/feel better when chilled. So the only solution to this problem would be 2 jars of peanut butter! One chilled and one not! More peanut butter is always the answer! Now I want to heat peanut butter and dip a banana in it as a sauce! 

But day tol' us bout dat BAKETERIA..

[xtrafrood]

*mertx now understands*

[YoungMichael88]

Yes, but the chilling of peanut butter adds no value when used in the majority of applications including a smoothie. It’s a spreadable product at its core and unless you intend to never use the product in a spreadable application, then the only reason to put it in the fridge is if you enjoy the colder temperature and mouth feel when consuming it on its own by the spoonful. I think peanut butter on its own would actually taste/feel better when chilled. So the only solution to this problem would be 2 jars of peanut butter! One chilled and one not! More peanut butter is always the answer! Now I want to heat peanut butter and dip a banana in it as a sauce! 

But day tol' us bout dat BAKETERIA..

Low risk/high reward!


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[noisyturtle]

I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

[tp4tissue]

I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

There was this crazy Van-Life person I saw on youtube, she kept eggs unrefrigerated..

INSANE>.

[xtrafrood]

If the package says to keep refrigerated after opening I comply. Otherwise, it goes in a cupboard. I might disagree with someone that chooses to place peanut butter in the refrigerator, but I support their resolve to forever double dip. That's a tough choice--and once it's made one can never go back to unrefrigerated peanut butter.

[invariance]

Tp, are you ded yet?

I’m sure some things have the ‘refrigerate once opened’ to cover their arse for the imbecile that will leave it out for months on end, then go back to it and fall ill.  For example, peanut butter is perfectly reasonable to not refrigerate provided it is consumed in a sensible period, about a month (ymmv).
Another example would be Vegemite, but I don’t think that **** ever goes off


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[tp4tissue]

Tp, are you ded yet?

I’m sure some things have the ‘refrigerate once opened’ to cover their arse for the imbecile that will leave it out for months on end, then go back to it and fall ill.  For example, peanut butter is perfectly reasonable to not refrigerate provided it is consumed in a sensible period, about a month (ymmv).
Another example would be Vegemite, but I don’t think that **** ever goes off


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I = Alive..

If vegemite tasted off,  would one be able to tell..



Also, what if it WAS OFF,  but then one only ate little enough such that it did not make him sick.

Theoretically they could completely consume the entire tub of OFF vegemite ..

This type of logic across all consumables often keeps me up at night..

[rowdy]

Tp, are you ded yet?

I’m sure some things have the ‘refrigerate once opened’ to cover their arse for the imbecile that will leave it out for months on end, then go back to it and fall ill.  For example, peanut butter is perfectly reasonable to not refrigerate provided it is consumed in a sensible period, about a month (ymmv).
Another example would be Vegemite, but I don’t think that **** ever goes off


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I = Alive..

If vegemite tasted off,  would one be able to tell..



Also, what if it WAS OFF,  but then one only ate little enough such that it did not make him sick.

Theoretically they could completely consume the entire tub of OFF vegemite ..

This type of logic across all consumables often keeps me up at night..

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You would generally not consume an entire tub (or jar) of Vegemite in one sitting.

[Kavik]

I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

There was this crazy Van-Life person I saw on youtube, she kept eggs unrefrigerated..

INSANE>.

My understanding is that only people in the USA refrigerate eggs because the protective coating is washed off during processing here. In other countries, the protective coating is left intact so it doesn't spoil.

[invariance]

Tp, are you ded yet?

I’m sure some things have the ‘refrigerate once opened’ to cover their arse for the imbecile that will leave it out for months on end, then go back to it and fall ill.  For example, peanut butter is perfectly reasonable to not refrigerate provided it is consumed in a sensible period, about a month (ymmv).
Another example would be Vegemite, but I don’t think that **** ever goes off


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I = Alive..

If vegemite tasted off,  would one be able to tell..



Also, what if it WAS OFF,  but then one only ate little enough such that it did not make him sick.

Theoretically they could completely consume the entire tub of OFF vegemite ..

This type of logic across all consumables often keeps me up at night..

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You would generally not consume an entire tub (or jar) of Vegemite in one sitting.

That definitely would kill you


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[invariance]

I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

There was this crazy Van-Life person I saw on youtube, she kept eggs unrefrigerated..

INSANE>.

My understanding is that only people in the USA refrigerate eggs because the protective coating is washed off during processing here. In other countries, the protective coating is left intact so it doesn't spoil.

I didn’t know eggs have a protective coating, other than the shell
Besides, keeping them in the fridge helps them to keep longer.


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[xtrafrood]

I love where this thread is going. Best thread

[YoungMichael88]

I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

There was this crazy Van-Life person I saw on youtube, she kept eggs unrefrigerated..

INSANE>.

My understanding is that only people in the USA refrigerate eggs because the protective coating is washed off during processing here. In other countries, the protective coating is left intact so it doesn't spoil.

I didn’t know eggs have a protective coating, other than the shell
Besides, keeping them in the fridge helps them to keep longer.


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Fresh eggs have a protective layer called cuticle on the shell after laying which seals the shells porous surface from bacteria. These fresh eggs, if never washed, can last at least two weeks on your counter unrefrigerated. BUT, once refrigerated, eggs must remain refrigerated.

Source: Google/In-laws have 6 chickens at the cottage.


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[tp4tissue]

Fresh eggs have a protective layer called cuticle on the shell after laying which seals the shells porous surface from bacteria. These fresh eggs, if never washed, can last at least two weeks on your counter unrefrigerated. BUT, once refrigerated, eggs must remain refrigerated.

Source: Google/In-laws have 6 chickens at the cottage.

Eggs.. come out of chicken butt..

NOT SAFE to eat unwashed eggs..

Heck it's really not super safe to eat eggs at all.. ebola/salmonella/ avian flu


The whole process is frightening..  True carnivores have <1 ph stomach acid.. humans got only 3-4, strong, but not nearly the same killing power.. 

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

eggs are delicious

best fresh out of the chicken's butt

just clean the **** off before you crack the shell

[tp4tissue]

eggs are delicious

best fresh out of the chicken's butt

just clean the **** off before you crack the shell

Microbzz..

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

eggs are delicious

best fresh out of the chicken's butt

just clean the **** off before you crack the shell

Microbzz..

cook egg, kill microbes

[YoungMichael88]

Indeed. Of course in the case of fresh eggs from a chicken you would wash the egg before consuming.


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[tp4tissue]

cook egg, kill microbes

there are endotoxins not destroyed by cooking.. !!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

cook egg, kill microbes

there are endotoxins not destroyed by cooking.. !!

you're just paranoid

[noisyturtle]

a cloaca is probably the dirtiest hole on the planet, nothing that hasn't been sterilized is going near my dang mouth!

[tp4tissue]

a cloaca is probably the dirtiest hole on the planet, nothing that hasn't been sterilized is going near my dang mouth!

The problem is , alot is being assssumed at this stage.

[invariance]

Haha, I see what you did there.

I’m sure there has been worse near noiseyturtle’s mouth


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[tp4tissue]

Haha, I see what you did there.

I’m sure there has been worse near noiseyturtle’s mouth

Oh he's done some Stufff.. that's for sure..

[rowdy]

I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

There was this crazy Van-Life person I saw on youtube, she kept eggs unrefrigerated..

INSANE>.

My understanding is that only people in the USA refrigerate eggs because the protective coating is washed off during processing here. In other countries, the protective coating is left intact so it doesn't spoil.

I didn’t know eggs have a protective coating, other than the shell
Besides, keeping them in the fridge helps them to keep longer.


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Reminds me of those lines from HHGTTG:

What do eggs come out of?

Chickens?

Yes, but what do they come out of the chickens in?

Egg shells?

[xtrafrood]

I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

There was this crazy Van-Life person I saw on youtube, she kept eggs unrefrigerated..

INSANE>.

My understanding is that only people in the USA refrigerate eggs because the protective coating is washed off during processing here. In other countries, the protective coating is left intact so it doesn't spoil.

I didn’t know eggs have a protective coating, other than the shell
Besides, keeping them in the fridge helps them to keep longer.


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Reminds me of those lines from HHGTTG:

What do eggs come out of?

Chickens?

Yes, but what do they come out of the chickens in?

Egg shells?

Probably also relavent:

When you have been in marketing as long as I have, you’ll know that before any new product can be developed, it has to be properly researched. I mean yes, yes we’ve got to find out what people want from fire, I mean how do they relate to it, the image -"

"Oh, stick it up your nose."

"Yes which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know, I mean do people want fire that can be fitted nasally."

[comdata55]

An ode to TP4
What is this Jiff?
Open and take a whiff...
Smells not offensive,
Makes me quite pensive.
Should i partake?
will my bowels start to quake?!
Creamy goodness -
from the butt -
of a nut.
I SHALL dig in...
paired with Sake, not Gin,
for it's all that I've got,
Hope my stom-ache won't rot!