– IMPORTANT NOTICE –
Although these images are Safe For Work, they are not a substitute for workplace safety. Before, during and after viewing these images, please continue to use common sense and to observe your employer's safety policies.
If your employer has not provided you with safety policies, please request they do so. If you don't have an employer, and you are neither financially independent nor unemployable (e.g. debilitating keyboard-obsessed), you may want to finally do something about that so you can move out of your parents's basement suite, get a GF and/or BF, and, you know, Be In The World.
Oh, and please stop eating several large bags of snack foods in one sitting, and start getting at least 30 minutes of exercise each day. It's just 30 minutes, and you can do it walking around someplace interesting or watching videos or whatever—but believe me, it'll make a big difference. After a while, people may not recognize you, because they'll actually be able to see your face. They may not have even realized you had one.
Thank you for your attention.