So what exactly is this asshattery? I fail to see the point of it aside from further creating classes on GH that do nothing but make a few people feel special. It's not helping with moderator duties and it's not really clearing up any other problems that were present. We already have mods and folks like Rowdy and Spamaway that make people feel welcome.
It makes more sense to work on creating a working and robust wiki than something like this. Once we have a working wiki, then we can hand out princess crowns.
Then again, I've had a couple of beers, so what do I know.