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Y they call these energy bars ?
« on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 20:46:28 »
just ate 20 of um..

bout' to fall asleep here.




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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 21:12:36 »
Cause it's gonna take all your energy to get them back out.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 21:15:19 »
because they reduce your energy bar to 0.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 21:57:02 »
not falling for this no more nxt time.

They were free, so Tp4 were like, oh snap , free energy, living the Dream..


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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 22:04:06 »
Cause it's gonna take all your energy to get them back out.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 22:27:34 »
Were they expired?
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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 22:32:39 »
Were they expired?

Didn't chk, they were in a basket, laid out nxt to the free soda.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 22:35:27 »
Were they expired?

Didn't chk, they were in a basket, laid out nxt to the free soda.

Probably a terrorist attack then. You took the bait.


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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 22:38:46 »

Probably a attack then. You took the bait.


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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 22:48:22 »
Peanut butter flavor its a trap.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 22:58:44 »
Peanut butter flavor its a trap.

Says every dog ever.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 23:16:54 »
Tp4 does not feel well.


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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 01 June 2019, 23:17:24 »
Tp4 does not feel well.


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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 02 June 2019, 18:52:50 »
Still don't feel well today..

There must be some toxi-chem illuminati mind-control drugs in these processed foods.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #15 on: Sun, 02 June 2019, 18:58:00 »
energy bars are like flavored particle boards. gross.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 02 June 2019, 21:30:27 »
Here's a thought.. don't eat out of date freebie bin foods.  And watch out for peanut butter flavored saw dust traps.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 03 June 2019, 05:50:22 »
And always piss downstream of your camp site.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 03 June 2019, 06:27:28 »
And always piss downstream of your camp site.


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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 03 June 2019, 06:39:01 »
As above

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #20 on: Mon, 03 June 2019, 07:30:17 »
Have you been eating more relish?
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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 03 June 2019, 10:21:27 »
just ate 20 of um..

bout' to fall asleep here.



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Clif? Pure Protein?

People really underestimate peanut butter and yogurt...

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #23 on: Mon, 03 June 2019, 20:22:34 »
Have you been eating more relish?

Relish is a weird condiment.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #24 on: Mon, 03 June 2019, 20:22:57 »
Cause it's gonna take all your energy to get them back out.

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To me they represent a "full meal".

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #25 on: Tue, 04 June 2019, 07:32:01 »
What’s the protein content of each bar?
Multiply that by 20.
Equate that to how much RED MEAT you ate.
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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #26 on: Tue, 04 June 2019, 11:27:03 »
What’s the protein content of each bar?
Multiply that by 20.
Equate that to how much RED MEAT you ate.
Watch that get in his head  :))

I think an energy bar has about 500-1000 calories. That's why you feel so tired

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #27 on: Sun, 11 July 2021, 15:30:07 »
Energy bars are ****ing disgusting poison. They have not improved in flavor or texture at all over the decades they've been around, still just as horrible and tedious to stuff down your throat. My body actively rejects them whenever I try to swallow a bite. Throat closes up, tries to push the chunk out because my body doesn't believe it to be edible food.
What's really odd to me is even with 100% natural and delicious ingredients, when mushed into bar form becomes inedible poison. It's very weird.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #28 on: Mon, 12 July 2021, 10:45:28 »
Two possibilities:
1. Energy bars are extremely dense, so it's basically a big lump sitting in your GI tract, causing an unpleasant feeling.
2. Your diet may have selected for certain gut flora and allowed others to die off, so you're having a hard time processing a novel food. Taking probiotics a week leading up to eating an energy bar may help.

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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #29 on: Mon, 12 July 2021, 13:08:53 »

processing a novel food.


I seem to remember noisy defining a pizza sandwich as a slice of pizza between 2 more slices of pizza.
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Re: Y they call these energy bars ?
« Reply #30 on: Mon, 12 July 2021, 14:30:00 »

processing a novel food.


I seem to remember noisy defining a pizza sandwich as a slice of pizza between 2 more slices of pizza.


I eat healthy these days! Lot's of salads and Mediterranean foods. Occasional burger or pizza, like once a week.