Almost Relapsed

[tp4tissue]

Saw this Alvin Cailan guy on reddit's new phat- h8 (holdmyfries) as directed by user -OffTheWild-

I watched it 5 times..  My god, can imagine it in my mouth.. the insane greasiness..

Every sandwich has a quarter stick of butter,  3 eggs,  a slice of cheese AND Mayonnaise .. W T F right ?

There is without a doubt a deeply programmed Addiction within me to eat greasy..


It's been tamed with logic for the most part,   but I can completely see myself losing control, had there been this type of egg sandwiches just laying in front of me..

I'd Probably eat 10x to 15x..

[tp4tissue]

I mean,  just thinking about it now,   the rules of physics must be broken with this sandwich..  It seems so impossible.. how could something like this even exist..

American Engineering #1

[tp4tissue]

Each of these sandwiches is probably nearly 1000 calories..  70-80 % calories from fat..   OMG..

3 Eggs, 250
quarter stick butter, 200
slice of cheese,  100
Cooking Grease, 150
Bread, 150
Mayonnaise,  100
Caramelized onion (sugar), 100

~My god, prolly over 1000, right there.. 

[JP]

I can feel my arteries coagulating already. I am suspecting that you might be a bad influence 

[tp4tissue]

I can feel my arteries coagulating already. I am suspecting that you might be a bad influence 

This is another one by that dude..... He must be breaking the rules somewhere.... 

[JP]

I might have to try making that one. Looks easy enough to make while hungover with just simple ingredients.

[tp4tissue]

I might have to try making that one. Looks easy enough to make while hungover with just simple ingredients.

chives though..

do people just have chives laying around ?

hahahaha

[JP]

I might have to try making that one. Looks easy enough to make while hungover with just simple ingredients.

chives though..

do people just have chives laying around ?

hahahaha

No one I know has chives laying around. I would get some at a supermarket though if I wanted to do this up proper. Most folks won't have Hawaiian sweet rolls either.