Ate too much watermelon

[tp4tissue]

Overzealous Afternoon, ate half of a 25lb-er

Watermelon tolerance reached.. Stomach ache..

[JP]

Overzealous Afternoon, ate half of a 25lb-er

Watermelon tolerance reached.. Stomach ache..

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Embrace the pain. This is how the human body adapts to greatness. Gradually your watermelon threshold will increase.

[tp4tissue]

Embrace the pain. This is how the human body adapts to greatness. Gradually your watermelon threshold will increase.

/Inspired..

2morrow, WHOLE watermelon..

[JP]

Embrace the pain. This is how the human body adapts to greatness. Gradually your watermelon threshold will increase.

/Inspired..

2morrow, WHOLE watermelon..

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That's the spirit. Any watermelon is a personal watermelon if you try hard and believe in yourself. We believe in you.  :thumb:

[SpAmRaY]

Embrace the pain. This is how the human body adapts to greatness. Gradually your watermelon threshold will increase.

/Inspired..

2morrow, WHOLE watermelon..

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That's the spirit. Any watermelon is a personal watermelon if you try hard and believe in yourself. We believe in you.  :thumb:

Pizza's the same way.

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[HoffmanMyster]

I swear you've posted exactly this thread before... tp4 has out-tp4ed himself

[noisyturtle]

Are you aware you have made this exact same thread before?

[tp4tissue]

Are you aware you have made this exact same thread before?

(non-rapey-voice)

This is not the first time .. it won't be the last..

Though I don't think last season I could eat this much .. 

[tp4tissue]

Pizza's the same way.

Too much pizza probably can kill you though..

[pixelpusher]

I remember the cantaloupe.  Didn't remember the watermelon.  Blueberries too

[tp4tissue]

I remember the cantaloupe.  Didn't remember the watermelon.  Blueberries too

Not doing cantaloupes this year.. ALL watermelon ALL summer.

[noisyturtle]

I'm this way with chips and crackers. If I get a bag it will be eaten in one sitting, then I spend the rest of the day feeling like garbage filled with regret. That's why I don't buy chips anymore. It's not even the taste or that I am hungry, it's the crunch that is so addicting.

[tp4tissue]

I'm this way with chips and crackers. If I get a bag it will be eaten in one sitting, then I spend the rest of the day feeling like garbage filled with regret. That's why I don't buy chips anymore. It's not even the taste or that I am hungry, it's the crunch that is so addicting.

Cheese Puffs.. I've eaten 3 gallon tubs worth with no ill effect.  I felt alittle parched from the salt, but water took care of that.. then I took a nap.

[fanpeople]

I remember the cantaloupe.

IT IS CALLED A ROCKMELON

[JP]

I remember the cantaloupe.

IT IS CALLED A ROCKMELON

No, it's a spanspek 

[fanpeople]

I remember the cantaloupe.

IT IS CALLED A ROCKMELON

No, it's a spanspek 

Hey kid you wanna see my spanspek?

[JP]

I'm this way with chips and crackers. If I get a bag it will be eaten in one sitting, then I spend the rest of the day feeling like garbage filled with regret. That's why I don't buy chips anymore. It's not even the taste or that I am hungry, it's the crunch that is so addicting.

I bought that large family size box of extra toasty Cheez-It's. So good, can't stop. Mi amor. When I get thirsty I just switch to watermelon.

Hey kid you wanna see my spanspek?

Is it ripe and moist?

[fanpeople]

Is it ripe and moist?

It is orange and drippy.

[JP]

Is it ripe and moist?

It is orange and drippy.

Tempted but I've been told to stay away from seedy characters.

[tp4tissue]

Is it ripe and moist?

It is orange and drippy.

Tempted but I've been told to stay away from seedy characters.

Seedless though ?

[SpAmRaY]

I'm this way with chips and crackers. If I get a bag it will be eaten in one sitting, then I spend the rest of the day feeling like garbage filled with regret. That's why I don't buy chips anymore. It's not even the taste or that I am hungry, it's the crunch that is so addicting.

I'm proud of myself,  I only ate part of my bag of pork rinds today.

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[Sintpinty]

[tp4tissue]

I'm this way with chips and crackers. If I get a bag it will be eaten in one sitting, then I spend the rest of the day feeling like garbage filled with regret. That's why I don't buy chips anymore. It's not even the taste or that I am hungry, it's the crunch that is so addicting.

I'm proud of myself,  I only ate part of my bag of pork rinds today.

/Baby steps

[noisyturtle]

I'm this way with chips and crackers. If I get a bag it will be eaten in one sitting, then I spend the rest of the day feeling like garbage filled with regret. That's why I don't buy chips anymore. It's not even the taste or that I am hungry, it's the crunch that is so addicting.

I'm proud of myself,  I only ate part of my bag of pork rinds today.

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I saw this Korean kid at work doing some next level lunch by putting pork rinds into his ramen. They make this crackling sound like Rice Krispies and he says it makes the broth taste like pork broth. Definitely on the to-try list.

[SpAmRaY]

I'm this way with chips and crackers. If I get a bag it will be eaten in one sitting, then I spend the rest of the day feeling like garbage filled with regret. That's why I don't buy chips anymore. It's not even the taste or that I am hungry, it's the crunch that is so addicting.

I'm proud of myself,  I only ate part of my bag of pork rinds today.

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I saw this Korean kid at work doing some next level lunch by putting pork rinds into his ramen. They make this crackling sound like Rice Krispies and he says it makes the broth taste like pork broth. Definitely on the to-try list.

:mindblown:

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[tp4tissue]

I saw this Korean kid at work doing some next level lunch by putting pork rinds into his ramen. They make this crackling sound like Rice Krispies and he says it makes the broth taste like pork broth. Definitely on the to-try list.

:mindblown:

Porkrind is not as popular in 'murica as other countries,  it's among one of the toppings that come in the little plastic packet w/ the other flavor packs w/ certain ramen bags.

[JP]

Porkrind is not as popular in 'murica as other countries,  it's among one of the toppings that come in the little plastic packet w/ the other flavor packs w/ certain ramen bags.

What about pork rinds sprinkled on watermelon?

[tp4tissue]

Porkrind is not as popular in 'murica as other countries,  it's among one of the toppings that come in the little plastic packet w/ the other flavor packs w/ certain ramen bags.

What about pork rinds sprinkled on watermelon?

That's down to personal preference. It won't kill you..

Tp4 firmly prefers everyone eat 100% veggie.

[chyros]

Porkrind is not as popular in 'murica as other countries,  it's among one of the toppings that come in the little plastic packet w/ the other flavor packs w/ certain ramen bags.

What about pork rinds sprinkled on watermelon?

That's down to personal preference. It won't kill you..

Tp4 firmly prefers everyone eat 100% veggie.

Why would you prefer it if OTHER people eat veggie?

[tp4tissue]

Why would you prefer it if OTHER people eat veggie?

The older you get, the more you're worried about climate change and n00q_ular disaster.

As it stands, we have ~20 years to turn back emmissions, BEFORE all projected scenarios require NET (negative emmissions technology), which have not been invented.

So, if we don't complete the changes in that time,  we'd essentially be betting that future humans will invent magic technology which can turn back carbon.

Animal agriculture itself is responsible for ~15-20% of total carbon emissions.

It is also conclusive that meat consumption is highly toxic to human physiology.


No ONE technology or habit-change is enough to turn this around.  It has to be an entire lifestyle shift for every single human on this planet. 

YOUR habits affect Everyone Else. We just had Newyork City flooded by superfund water (contaminated waste).

[chyros]

Why would you prefer it if OTHER people eat veggie?

The older you get, the more you're worried about climate change

Really? I thought most Trump voters were old people .

[rowdy]

I swear you've posted exactly this thread before... tp4 has out-tp4ed himself

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=101335.0

Also:

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=96533.0

And, for reference:

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81571.0

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

What an odd place for a watermelon...

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[Sintpinty]

I remember the cantaloupe.

IT IS CALLED A ROCKMELON

No, it's a spanspek 

Ice melons, you can freeze people with them just by spitting out the seeds. I heard they're very delicious!

[rowdy]

[pixelpusher]

Yo... You know what I did?  I also just at 1/2 of a very large watermelon.  Brain wants more, too.  Body can't take it.  I'm thinking maybe I'll add some salt and get a bit more down in a few.

[tp4tissue]

Yo... You know what I did?  I also just at 1/2 of a very large watermelon.  Brain wants more, too.  Body can't take it.  I'm thinking maybe I'll add some salt and get a bit more down in a few.

Lime juice goes great with dat melon.

[phinix]

I love watermelons, we eat them all the time during summer.
Thing is now I cannot eat a lot, just small amounts, so all I can have is about 5x 3cm cubes of watermelon - imagine how frustrating this can be!
You want to eat the whole watermelon, not just 2% of it! 

[HoffmanMyster]

I've eaten way too much watermelon a few times this summer already. Will probably do it again. 10/10 would recommend.

[tp4tissue]

Watermelon prices are through the r00f... $7.99 and that's Costco.. Insanity.

[fohat.digs]

On "The Splendid Table" last Sunday they discussed the Asian technique of grilling watermelon.
You use slices and just grill for a few seconds on each side to get a hint of the taste and a slight change of texture.
I haven't ried it myself.

[Sniping]

Watermelon prices are through the r00f... $7.99 and that's Costco.. Insanity.

yeah i've noticed they've been really expensive too...still buying them though 

[Sintpinty]

I ate a lot of berries today

[noisyturtle]

.79-.99¢ a lb everywhere I saw

What are you all in Japan with these melon prices?

[Darthbaggins]

Pizza's the same way.

Too much pizza probably can kill you though..

Only if you let it - must eat to prevent giving it a chance to kill again.

[HarryWWW]

I don't know what's going to happen to me, but I almost caught up with you. I love watermelon!

[tp4tissue]

I don't know what's going to happen to me, but I almost caught up with you. I love watermelon!

There is no stopping our Evolution.

[noisyturtle]

I wonder if square watermelon tastes any different. I don't think you're supposed to eat them, they are just used as gifts or something.

[tp4tissue]

No, they're sour.

[LavenderB]

Is the price of the watermelon cubes artificially high or are they just that hard to grow?