Celebrity Crushes

[tp4tissue]

I know it's a family film but Maureen O'Hara in The Parent Trap was so great looking.

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You, watched this ??

[osi]

MYA

[The Mad Professor]

I'm not really sure why you are arguing with me. I'm telling you exactly what I was communicating to you, and for some reason you're telling me I'm wrong. I think I know what I mean when I use the words I select.

I'm telling you I wouldn't say someone was attractive or that I was attracted to them if I wasn't aroused by them, but I would however, say they were handsome or pretty, if I thought they were visually aesthetically pleasing.

I respect the evolution of languages, but that is the definition I learned, and for the sake of clear communication, explained to you that is what I meant, so I still respectfully disagreed with you.

A man can say another man is handsome (or attractive in a non-sexual way, as you've described) without any sort of stigma. To call him a crush or ogle him in the way I am using the word attractive (and for the most part was is happening in this thread), then yes, I would say it is sexual and while women do this all the time without really any backlash (most men find it attractive, in fact), men seem to get a lot of flack for doing the same thing.

I hope now, with my 700 paragraphs to explain what I was saying, despite carefully selected wording, you get what I'm saying.

I see where the disconnect is.

The way you phrased it made it seem like you believed that the only definition of "attractive" was "sexually appealing." No harm. No foul.

[Findecanor]

I envision some poor schlub desperately crawling away, tears streaming down his face, and you hear Betty White saying "Oh you can run, but you can't hide. I'm not finished with you yet. Save yourself some trouble and get your ass back in bed, you little ****."

I wouldn't doubt that.  ) Betty White is awesome.

[demik]

Shes really not. Shes just old so people laugh at anything she says.

[cherpalla]

I'm not really sure why you are arguing with me. I'm telling you exactly what I was communicating to you, and for some reason you're telling me I'm wrong. I think I know what I mean when I use the words I select.

I'm telling you I wouldn't say someone was attractive or that I was attracted to them if I wasn't aroused by them, but I would however, say they were handsome or pretty, if I thought they were visually aesthetically pleasing.

I respect the evolution of languages, but that is the definition I learned, and for the sake of clear communication, explained to you that is what I meant, so I still respectfully disagreed with you.

A man can say another man is handsome (or attractive in a non-sexual way, as you've described) without any sort of stigma. To call him a crush or ogle him in the way I am using the word attractive (and for the most part was is happening in this thread), then yes, I would say it is sexual and while women do this all the time without really any backlash (most men find it attractive, in fact), men seem to get a lot of flack for doing the same thing.

I hope now, with my 700 paragraphs to explain what I was saying, despite carefully selected wording, you get what I'm saying.

I see where the disconnect is.

The way you phrased it made it seem like you believed that the only definition of "attractive" was "sexually appealing." No harm. No foul.

Ah, I didn't mean the -only- dictionary definition. Language, y u so versatile? 

[The Mad Professor]

Shes really not. Shes just old so people laugh at anything she says.

Actually I think it was because of her turnaround from sweet and naive Rose Nyland to this acerbic hilarity she demonstrates. I remember the first time I heard her do this was in Lake Placid. The sheriff was questioning her about her husband's disappearance, assuming that she led him down to the lake to get eaten by the alligator (she didn't... it was an accident). She turned around, all sweetness and light, and said "Sheriff, if I had a ****, this is where I'd tell you to suck it."

I fell out of my chair laughing at that.

[demik]

Exactly my point. You laughed because its a sweet old lady telling a **** joke. Not because the joke was funny.

[The Mad Professor]

Exactly my point. You laughed because its a sweet old lady telling a **** joke. Not because the joke was funny.

Actually, I would have laughed at it regardless, as it's a rather clever way for a woman to say "suck my ****." The fact that it came from someone that you wouldn't expect made it funnier.

[tp4tissue]

Exactly my point. You laughed because its a sweet old lady telling a **** joke. Not because the joke was funny.

Actually, I would have laughed at it regardless, as it's a rather clever way for a woman to say "suck my ****." The fact that it came from someone that you wouldn't expect made it funnier.

really ?.. that's ur idea of clever ?

[The Mad Professor]

Exactly my point. You laughed because its a sweet old lady telling a **** joke. Not because the joke was funny.

Actually, I would have laughed at it regardless, as it's a rather clever way for a woman to say "suck my ****." The fact that it came from someone that you wouldn't expect made it funnier.

really ?.. that's ur idea of clever ?

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Yes. It both gets the meaning across and avoids the inevitable "I can't because you don't have one" retort.

[The Mad Professor]

Ming-Na Wen



Looks pretty damned good for being FIFTY YEARS OLD.

[Lurch]

I loved Vida Guerra in high school but I'm really not sure she looks like now a days. I would have to assume that ass got out of control.

[tp4tissue]

Ming-Na Wen

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Looks pretty damned good for being FIFTY YEARS OLD.

Dude... She's like super-ugly  by Asian standards...  same goes for that one on Grey's anatomy (Sandra Oh)

[The Mad Professor]

Ming-Na Wen

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Looks pretty damned good for being FIFTY YEARS OLD.

Dude... She's like super-ugly  by Asian standards...  same goes for that one on Grey's anatomy (Sandra Oh)

Well, I'm not Asian, so their beauty standards mean ****-all to me.

[tp4tissue]

Ming-Na Wen

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Looks pretty damned good for being FIFTY YEARS OLD.

Dude... She's like super-ugly  by Asian standards...  same goes for that one on Grey's anatomy (Sandra Oh)

Well, I'm not Asian, so their beauty standards mean ****-all to me.

mm... that's not what I mean..  my point is you've not been exposed to enough of them to really DECIDE yet...

It's like if you've only had 1 flavor of icecream..  how would you know if that is the best icecream...



When I say, "she's ugly" by asian standards..  this is experience drawn from a larger sample.

[The Mad Professor]

Ming-Na Wen

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Looks pretty damned good for being FIFTY YEARS OLD.

Dude... She's like super-ugly  by Asian standards...  same goes for that one on Grey's anatomy (Sandra Oh)

Well, I'm not Asian, so their beauty standards mean ****-all to me.

mm... that's not what I mean..  my point is you've not been exposed to enough of them to really DECIDE yet...

It's like if you've only had 1 flavor of icecream..  how would you know if that is the best icecream...

Well, I know what I like. I think Ming Na is stunning. Same goes for Bing Bing Fan and Lucy Liu. There might be others that come along, but my opinion still stands.


Just because I like a new flavor doesn't mean I'll stop liking the first.

[Lurch]

Ming-Na Wen

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Looks pretty damned good for being FIFTY YEARS OLD.

Dude... She's like super-ugly  by Asian standards...  same goes for that one on Grey's anatomy (Sandra Oh)

Well, I'm not Asian, so their beauty standards mean ****-all to me.

Sounds like you got the fever :p

[demik]

I loved Vida Guerra in high school but I'm really not sure she looks like now a days. I would have to assume that ass got out of control.

Shes a body builder now.

Face still looks like she got beat with baseball bats though

[The Mad Professor]

I loved Vida Guerra in high school but I'm really not sure she looks like now a days. I would have to assume that ass got out of control.

Shes a body builder now.

Face still looks like she got beat with baseball bats though

Then:


Now:


She used to look so good, but excessive toning and tanning have ruined her looks, in my opinion.

Especially the tanning. I could look past the toning if she retained her natural tan. This chocolate bronze crap that people put on themselves makes them look absolutely ridiculous.

[demik]

Ruined her is a little harsh.  Shes in top physical shape for thr lifestyle she chose. And good for her.

[The Mad Professor]

Ruined her is a little harsh.  Shes in top physical shape for thr lifestyle she chose. And good for her.

Sorry, got a little type-happy and didn't finish my thought. It should be complete, now.

I'm not denying that she's in great shape. I just don't that level of extreme fitness suits her aesthetically, based on her size and shape.

[tp4tissue]

Ruined her is a little harsh.  Shes in top physical shape for thr lifestyle she chose. And good for her.

Sorry, got a little type-happy and didn't finish my thought. It should be complete, now.

I'm not denying that she's in great shape. I just don't that level of extreme fitness suits her aesthetically, based on her size and shape.

wtf u talking about..  Women + Muscles = Awesome...   

Thin and Feeble is a form perpetrated by the makeup industry to make you sickly looking and sell you stupid **** to cover it up.

[davkol]

The Mad Professor, looking at the number of your posts in this thread and the "crush" part of its title… ummm, how to word it?

[demik]

I loved Vida Guerra in high school but I'm really not sure she looks like now a days. I would have to assume that ass got out of control.

Shes a body builder now.

Face still looks like she got beat with baseball bats though

Then:

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Now:

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She used to look so good, but excessive toning and tanning have ruined her looks, in my opinion.

Especially the tanning. I could look past the toning if she retained her natural tan. This chocolate bronze crap that people put on themselves makes them look absolutely ridiculous.

Bruh. She still looks feminin(sp?). Yes, there are body builders that are really REALLY muscular but she isnt.

[The Mad Professor]

wtf u talking about..  Women + Muscles = Awesome...   

Thin and Feeble is a form perpetrated by the makeup industry to make you sickly looking and sell you stupid **** to cover it up.

Did I say anything about "thin and feeble?" No, I did not. In fact, if you look at the women I've posted, you will find that they are all healthy looking women. Not a single stick-figure amongst them.

Also, I was referring to Vida Guerra specifically and how, in my opinion, she looked better back when she was softer and less cut, as it suited her size and frame. I was NOT referring to women as a whole. You would realize that if you actually read what I wrote instead of tossing off a knee-jerk reaction.

The Mad Professor, looking at the number of your posts in this thread and the "crush" part of its title… ummm, how to word it?

 


Oh please, go ahead.

Bruh. She still looks feminin(sp?). Yes, there are body builders that are really REALLY muscular but she isnt.

Which is why I condemned her nutella tan more than the toning.

[demik]

Tan serves a purpose. It highlights the muscle definition. Im sure they know it looks stupid.

Shes just not my cup of tea face wise.

[baldgye]

Cry for help much?

[The Mad Professor]

Tan serves a purpose. It highlights the muscle definition. In sure they know it looks stupid.

I wasn't saying that it didn't serve a purpose. I was simply commenting on how ridiculous it makes people look.

[tp4tissue]

wtf u talking about..  Women + Muscles = Awesome...   

Thin and Feeble is a form perpetrated by the makeup industry to make you sickly looking and sell you stupid **** to cover it up.

Did I say anything about "thin and feeble?" No, I did not. In fact, if you look at the women I've posted, you will find that they are all healthy looking women. Not a single stick-figure amongst them.

Also, I was referring to Vida Guerra specifically and how, in my opinion, she looked better back when she was softer and less cut, as it suited her size and frame. I was NOT referring to women as a whole. You would realize that if you actually read what I wrote instead of tossing off a knee-jerk reaction.

The Mad Professor, looking at the number of your posts in this thread and the "crush" part of its title… ummm, how to word it?

 


Oh please, go ahead.

Bruh. She still looks feminin(sp?). Yes, there are body builders that are really REALLY muscular but she isnt.

Which is why I condemned her nutella tan more than the toning.

Get ur eyes checked dude...

Look at those powerful hips...   My ...mmph

[The Mad Professor]

She's ALWAYS had those hips, man. That ass is what made her famous, even before the boob job.

And yes, she was "softer" back then, as in not as heavily defined as she's made herself into as of late. The problem that female body builders face is not just boob shrinkage (which she's avoided via the implants), but also the over definition of the gluteus maximus, which would be changing the nature of the thing that made her famous to begin with.

[Findecanor]

She used to look so good, but excessive toning and tanning have ruined her looks, in my opinion.

Body builders go through drastic weight loss (and spray tan) right before a competition to make the muscle tone stand out more. She's probably softer on normal days.

[tp4tissue]

She used to look so good, but excessive toning and tanning have ruined her looks, in my opinion.

Body builders go through drastic weight loss (and spray tan) right before a competition to make the muscle tone stand out more. She's probably softer on normal days.

Soft... !!

[Lurch]

how about that Jen Selter?

woof.

I mean, I'm not crazy about her, but one of my buddies has an obsession with Jen and insists on showing me a picture of her as frequently as he can

she don't look bad i can tell you that much!

[tp4tissue]

how about that Jen Selter?

woof.

I mean, I'm not crazy about her, but one of my buddies has an obsession with Jen and insists on showing me a picture of her as frequently as he can

she don't look bad i can tell you that much!

all pretty solid.. I guess the only thing that's a bit weird is her nose.. but still pretty solid.

obviously,  dat azz

[eherzog]

[noisyturtle]

My man crushes are Jerry Stiller and David Bowie. Is that weird?

[Lurch]

My man crushes are Jerry Stiller and David Bowie. Is that weird?

Stiller, no. Bowie, slightly.

IMO of course.

[tp4tissue]

My man crushes are Jerry Stiller and David Bowie. Is that weird?

YES, it's weird..  I suppose you must admire their wit more than their appearance..

[noisyturtle]

My man crushes are Jerry Stiller and David Bowie. Is that weird?

Stiller, no.

It would be like making love to a loud, angry, wrinkled up troll doll. As long as he yells "SERENITY NOW!" when I finish.

[demik]

Reddit.com/r/hardbodies

[Lurch]

Reddit.com/r/hardbodies

dat lewin

[The Mad Professor]

Kristin Kreuk

That girl just gets better looking with age.

[tbc]

she's a snobass *****.

[The Mad Professor]

she's a snobass *****.

If that's the case, then it's nothing a good drink can't solve. Just give her a ****en's Cider and she should be good.

[demik]

there is literally zero that i find attractive about that chick.

body of a stick figure and an average face.

and this coming from a guy that loves average white girls.

there is seriously nothing special about her, to me at least.

[The Mad Professor]

there is literally zero that i find attractive about that chick.

body of a stick figure and an average face.

and this coming from a guy that loves average white girls.

there is seriously nothing special about her, to me at least.

Funny, that is the exact same sentiment I have about both Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. Zero sexual attraction.

[demik]

fox was so much prettier before all the surgery

[The Mad Professor]

fox was so much prettier before all the surgery

Yeah, now she looks like she's two surgeries away from being an extra on Night of the Living Dead. Her and Jolie both.

Honestly, the only reason I would want to spend any time with them is to force-feed them a sandwich.

[Findecanor]

Yeah, now she looks like she's two surgeries away from being an extra on Night of the Living Dead. Her and Jolie both.

None of the before-after pics of Megan Fox I can find on the 'net convinces me that she has had surgery. She has lost the roundness of her cheeks, probably as a result of too much weight loss.
Jolie has too, but I've never found Jolie attractive tbh.