CROCS: The Hideous Clown Shoe

[bmilcs]

The Crocs Fan Club

It's official. I have given in to comfort & durability... over aesthetics. It took ~31 years of life to finally reach this point and it feels good .

Are there any diehard Crocs fans in the house? After much research, I'm giving Crocs a shot and have my first pair arriving tomorrow. An adult should never get this excited over a pair of footwear . I have a feeling this is going to ignite a diehard fascination with all things Crocs and have many future purchases planned out.

Incoming: Crocs Unisex Classic in Black

[SpAmRaY]

Make sure to where knee socks and shorts to get the complete experience.

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[tp4tissue]

also t-shirts with stains and holes..


you want to look as homeless as possible...

[noisyturtle]

I always hated Crocs, just look how ****ing ugly they are:

[tp4tissue]

I always hated Crocs, just look how ****ing ugly they are:

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doesn't matter what they look like..  you just gotta put them in a gangster rap video  or  get a basketball star to endorse them..

If black people wear it,   it's automagically cool,   because black people = cool..

[bmilcs]

I have plenty of shirts with holes and wear shorts regularly. Sadly, I hate ankle socks.

Almost had the full kit!

[tp4tissue]

I have plenty of shirts with holes and wear shorts regularly. Sadly, I hate ankle socks.

Almost had the full kit!

you can alternatively wear high socks with sock garters  WITH shorts   for extra n0t give a fk.. attitudeness..

[noisyturtle]

I have plenty of shirts with holes and wear shorts regularly. Sadly, I hate ankle socks.

Almost had the full kit!

you can alternatively wear high socks with sock garters  WITH shorts   for extra n0t give a fk.. attitudeness..

(Attachment Link)

to be worn with cargo shorts and sandals

[romevi]

These are the comfiest house slippers I've ever worn, and I've had mine for six years straight.



http://www.crocs.com/p/crocs-baya-slide/12000.html?cgid=men-footwear-sandals&cid=001#start=12


I will never buy another style of house slippers (except for my fur-lined winter ones). At the time they were being sold on clearance so I bought a second pair which will serve as a replacement when mine finally are too worn, but it looks like that won't happen for at least another decade. They're so easy to clean, which adds to their longevity.

On the feet they don't look bad. I forget they're Crocs, actually. Plus I can put little decorations on them (artisans, if you will) to change up the feel.

I always hated Crocs, just look how ****ing ugly they are:

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People ***** about the look of Crocs (okay, they look dumb out and about), but those space shoes are just as ugly.

[tp4tissue]

These are the comfiest house slippers I've ever worn, and I've had mine for six years straight.


http://www.crocs.com/p/crocs-baya-slide/12000.html?cgid=men-footwear-sandals&cid=001#start=12


I will never buy another style of house slippers (except for my fur-lined winter ones). At the time they were being sold on clearance so I bought a second pair which will serve as a replacement when mine finally are too worn, but it looks like that won't happen for at least another decade. They're so easy to clean, which adds to their longevity.

On the feet they don't look bad. I forget they're Crocs, actually. Plus I can put little decorations on them (artisans, if you will) to change up the feel.

I always hated Crocs, just look how ****ing ugly they are:

People ***** about the look of Crocs (okay, they look dumb out and about), but those space shoes are just as ugly.

If you're good looking , you can wear anything, it doesn't even matter..


If you're confident, you can wear anything, it doesn't even matter.


The only people that are completely focused on conversations belittling others are themselves deeply insecure,  and you don't need to be friends with these people, unless you intend to exploit them in some way.

[romevi]

The only people that are completely focused on conversations belittling others are themselves deeply insecure,  and you don't need to be friends with these people, unless you intend to exploit them in some way.

Ugh. You're totally right, tp. Words of wisdom. I should shut out their noisy ranting. I need to relax, sit back, and take a turtle-like mindset before getting riled up. Slow and steady wins the race!

[tp4tissue]

The only people that are completely focused on conversations belittling others are themselves deeply insecure,  and you don't need to be friends with these people, unless you intend to exploit them in some way.

Ugh. You're totally right, tp. Words of wisdom. I should shut out their noisy ranting. I need to relax, sit back, and take a turtle-like mindset before getting riled up. Slow and steady wins the race!

hahahahaha..  it's a process,  we all have our phases..   All people are good @ heart..


Your relaxation course is most correct..

[Shapey Fiend]

I always hated Crocs, just look how ****ing ugly they are:

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Crocs strike me as functional. I haven't tried wearing them but I don't find them particularly offensive.

The one I always think looks particularly hideous is Sketchers, but again I see tons of retail workers and nurses wearing them so there must be something to it. However when you see these sneakers like the one pictured which are like a mutant of desert shoes, Sketchers and those parkour/free running shoes I don't get it cos it's meant to be aesthetically pleasing and just looks like a mishmash.

Anyway **** judging someone on their choice of shoes unless you're Hannibal or a freestyle battle rapper.

[Synjin]

I love how they feel but they are definitely something you should only wear outside if you don't give a ****.

[noisyturtle]

I respect the **** out of Mario Batali while still thinking he has poor choice of footwear for a kitchen

[LazyDog]

You can peel them from my cold dead feet.

Really though, I won't deny that they're ugly to most people, and the argument for comfort evaporates if you've ever worn them on a really hot day, but regardless I'm drawn to their ludicrousness and I can't help but eat them in certain situations.

[xtrafrood]

I suddenly understand the appeal and benefits of Yeezys

[nickheller]

Love crocs personally. Comfort > all 

[bmilcs]

You can peel them from my cold dead feet.

Really though, I won't deny that they're ugly to most people, and the argument for comfort evaporates if you've ever worn them on a really hot day, but regardless I'm drawn to their ludicrousness and I can't help but eat them in certain situations.

YES. Finally. Glad to hear it!

It appears as though once you give in, it's all OVER.

[bmilcs]

QUESTION REMAINS --- WHAT MODEL(S) DO YOU OWN? WHATS YOUR FAVORITE?

[romevi]

QUESTION REMAINS --- WHAT MODEL(S) DO YOU OWN? WHATS YOUR FAVORITE?

I linked it above, but I wear the Baya Slide. It's the only model I have, and my goodness are they the perfect house slipper. I have heavy strides and these absorb everything.

Truly a gift from the elites.

[fanpeople]

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[tp4tissue]

You need to wear KNOCK OFFS Crocs..   to reach the NExt level.. !!

[chyros]

Bought a pair of Magnums recently. Really happy with them, they're super confortable .

[bmilcs]

My Classics in black showed up just an hour ago. They fit very loosely which  I guess is what you want from what I read. Ideally, you want 1/2" in front of your toes and ankle strap. Once you start walking, your feed slide into a groove within them.

All I have to say is they live up to the hype. Rockin' khaki cargo shorts, blank ankle socks and crocs. Life is good.

[ideus]

I really hate how they look, but my feet keep telling me how good they are.

[futurecrime]

I've never tried Crocs, but I believe the hype cos something that ugly and uncool would never get so popular unless it had some seriously irresistable functionality. My 3yo daughter had a pair and she loved them. Can't see myself getting some though, mainly because I'm barefoot in the house, which is apparently the best thing for your health.

[tp4tissue]

I've never tried Crocs, but I believe the hype cos something that ugly and uncool would never get so popular unless it had some seriously irresistable functionality. My 3yo daughter had a pair and she loved them. Can't see myself getting some though, mainly because I'm barefoot in the house, which is apparently the best thing for your health.

Tp4 also barefoot round the house..  got dat harwoood,  great foot feelz..

[chyros]

Barefoot people = cavemen

[noisyturtle]

Barefoot people = cavemen

there's this fat neckbeard at work that never wears shoes in the building, even in the lunchroom and BATHROOM! i't so disgusting, I want to vomit every time I see his filthy bare feet under the stall doors taking a ****.

[chyros]

Barefoot people = cavemen

there's this fat neckbeard at work that never wears shoes in the building, even in the lunchroom and BATHROOM! i't so disgusting, I want to vomit every time I see his filthy bare feet under the stall doors taking a ****.

Yuck, I hate it when people do that.

[fohat.digs]

I would have liked to experiment with Crocs, but my 2nd toe is longer than my big toe, and they bent it aside causing pain almost immediately.

[futurecrime]

Barefoot people = cavemen

there's this fat neckbeard at work that never wears shoes in the building, even in the lunchroom and BATHROOM! i't so disgusting, I want to vomit every time I see his filthy bare feet under the stall doors taking a ****.

That is disgusting. I only go barefoot at home.

[fanpeople]

Barefoot people = cavemen

there's this fat neckbeard at work that never wears shoes in the building, even in the lunchroom and BATHROOM! i't so disgusting, I want to vomit every time I see his filthy bare feet under the stall doors taking a ****.

Pretty sure most places would not allow barefoot people in the workplace, but you work for Google don't you? So I guess they are "progressive" there?

**** that ****, if he worked for me i'd serve him his ass on a platter and then send him on  a work, health and safety course. Then make him the hygiene deputy.

[SpAmRaY]

He's wearing crocs.

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[noisyturtle]

Barefoot people = cavemen

there's this fat neckbeard at work that never wears shoes in the building, even in the lunchroom and BATHROOM! i't so disgusting, I want to vomit every time I see his filthy bare feet under the stall doors taking a ****.

Pretty sure most places would not allow barefoot people in the workplace, but you work for Google don't you? So I guess they are "progressive" there?

**** that ****, if he worked for me i'd serve him his ass on a platter and then send him on  a work, health and safety course. Then make him the hygiene deputy.

dude, it has been a nightmare lately. they are pushing this new progressive outlook and everyone is taking advantage of it, oh but if you happen to say you feel uncomfortable you are labeled as phobic so you have to suffer in silence while being pummeled hourly by ideological echo chambers that force you to walk on eggshells all day long. all i wanna do is come in and do my work without having someone's sexuality, gender identity preferences, politics, and cultural awareness shoved down my throat. just because your rights are accepted now doesn't mean you should now make your core identity only about that and wedge it into every ****ing conversation.

[ideus]

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He's wearing crocs.

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This guy should train bodybuilders to jump for them not to break their necks while trying.

[tp4tissue]

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He's wearing crocs.

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This guy should train bodybuilders to jump for them not to break their necks while trying.

why do bodybuilders need to jump ?

[xtrafrood]

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He's wearing crocs.

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This guy should train bodybuilders to jump for them not to break their necks while trying.

why do bodybuilders need to jump ?

You make it seem like they wouldn't have a choice in the matter. I knew a bodybuilder that could jump onto a chest high (~4ft) fence. As if to illustrate a point he stayed on that fence for a few seconds before jumping off. Crazy sauce

[noisyturtle]

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He's wearing crocs.

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This guy should train bodybuilders to jump for them not to break their necks while trying.

why do bodybuilders need to jump ?

so you can do sick ass standing verts, bro

[ideus]

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He's wearing crocs.

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This guy should train bodybuilders to jump for them not to break their necks while trying.

why do bodybuilders need to jump ?

so you can do sick ass standing verts, bro

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Have you heard about this sad thing?

[tp4tissue]

Have you heard about this sad thing?

This is why Tp4 refuses to leave the computer chair..

[digi]

Crocs look like something a vegan would wear..

[tp4tissue]

Crocs look like something a vegan would wear..

I think it's important that you be your own unique vegan.

There are vegan caricatures you can model,   but it's like copy and pasting monitor color calibration settings from the internet,   Every monitor is different..

[noisyturtle]

Crocs look like something a vegan would wear..

also foot-shaped shoes

[bmilcs]

big update fellas.

i returned the size 11 unisex crocs classic, as they were way too big for me. have no fear, a size 10 is inbound.

[chyros]

Crocs look like something a vegan would wear..

also foot-shaped shoes

[romevi]

big update fellas.

i returned the size 11 unisex crocs classic, as they were way too big for me. have no fear, a size 10 is inbound.

Mine are about half an inch longer than my toes. But they might've stretched in the last six years. Not sure.

[chitownbob]

Barefoot people = cavemen

there's this fat neckbeard at work that never wears shoes in the building, even in the lunchroom and BATHROOM! i't so disgusting, I want to vomit every time I see his filthy bare feet under the stall doors taking a ****.

Pretty sure most places would not allow barefoot people in the workplace, but you work for Google don't you? So I guess they are "progressive" there?

**** that ****, if he worked for me i'd serve him his ass on a platter and then send him on  a work, health and safety course. Then make him the hygiene deputy.

dude, it has been a nightmare lately. they are pushing this new progressive outlook and everyone is taking advantage of it, oh but if you happen to say you feel uncomfortable you are labeled as phobic so you have to suffer in silence while being pummeled hourly by ideological echo chambers that force you to walk on eggshells all day long. all i wanna do is come in and do my work without having someone's sexuality, gender identity preferences, politics, and cultural awareness shoved down my throat. just because your rights are accepted now doesn't mean you should now make your core identity only about that and wedge it into every ****ing conversation.

They talk the talk but don't walk the walk. Has Google explained why their hiring practices lean so heavily in favor of men?

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[tp4tissue]

They talk the talk but don't walk the walk. Has Google explained why their hiring practices lean so heavily in favor of men?

I've always thought that at the very base,  men are indoctrinated to put up with the pain,  Shuttup , get back to work, don't complain, get'r'done...

This is critical in industries which have to be steps ahead with tight time tables such as software.


Females, (generally), are taught to look both ways, if this is too hard, try something else, if this is hurting, talk about it..

These characteristics are not bad,  but they don't always work well in certain environments.

For example, care giving fields, many more females.. and the jobs utilize those qualities more commonly associated/taught to females.


If you give very different information to the genders,  it shouldn't be a surprise that there's such a difference at the end..




The feminazi-s love sexist debate,  but seriously, Google, full of DUDES,   do you think they're happy about that?  It's a sausage fest..  No one WANTS to hire more women than they do..