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Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:08:32 »
So yea, bought some bamboo shoots from the Asian market (racist) and I wanted to give these Bamboo shoots a try....they smell absolutely horrible, is that normal?

Did I just get full blown sick?? I only ate a few small pieces.

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:12:32 »
you're supposed to cook them to remove the bitterness, you didn't eat them raw did you?

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:17:19 »
you're supposed to cook them to remove the bitterness, you didn't eat them raw did you?

Semi-raw, I probably heated them for about 3-4 minutes but super hot in the wok...

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:22:33 »
Canned bamboo shoots and bean sprouts is the worst **** in canned form, just so gooey and nasty.

Better to buy fresh or not bother at all

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:25:56 »
I literally washed my hands 4 times and I can still smell it on my hands...I'm thinking about making myself puke just to get it out of my stomach.

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:32:04 »
Canned bamboo shoots aren't as good as fresh but they shouldn't be offensive. We use them often with no problem.

Canned foods gone bad can have botulism which is horribly dangerous.
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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:38:12 »
The canned type has an extra --metallic-- smell + Alkaline water smell ..

But overall it's pretty close to fresh..


Fresh is like 20x the cost of canned.. hahahaha...



If you've never had them before,  you might not be used to the smell..




What you might look for instead is  OILED bamboo shoots in the Glass jars.


It's in chili oil,  so you can just directly stir fry that , it's already oily..



But again,  it WILL smell like bamboo shoots..   




I'd say overall,  you get used to it..

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:42:05 »
I mean, hard to describe...just smelled like something you wouldn't want to eat. I don't know how anyone could enjoy this. I really hope they weren't bad or I'm in for a world of hurt. The jar looked like this:



I've had other bamboo shoots at restaurants and they never smelled like this. They were more fresh and not bad at all.

These taste horrendous to the point where I'm worried they were actually bad and now I'm suffering from some rare Thai disease that we haven't identified in the U.S. (ok went a little far at the end but you get the idea).
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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:46:59 »
I mean, hard to describe...just smelled like something you wouldn't want to eat. I don't know how anyone could enjoy this. I really hope they weren't bad or I'm in for a world of hurt. The jar looked like this:

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I've had other bamboo shoots at restaurants and they never smelled like this. They were more fresh and not bad at all.

These taste horrendous to the point where I'm worried they were actually bad and now I'm suffering from some rare Thai disease that we haven't identified in the U.S. (ok went a little far at the end but you get the idea).

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might be this stuff.. 

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 17 September 2017, 20:50:02 »
Yeah, could be it. Just want to let everyone know to stay clear away from it, it's really bad. Not kidding.

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 02:36:46 »
Sorry, but this is supposed to be Off Topic. Bamboo is keeb-related.


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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 08:33:29 »
Reporting back. I didn't die (yet). I think these bamboo shoots just have a putrid taste that I'm not used to.

Just wanted to warn the GH community so they know what to steer away from at the Asian market.  ^-^

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 08:45:14 »
Reporting back. I didn't die (yet). I think these bamboo shoots just have a putrid taste that I'm not used to.

Just wanted to warn the GH community so they know what to steer away from at the Asian market.  ^-^


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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 08:56:41 »
Bamboo shoots are panda food, why would people eat them?! They contain ZERO meat!
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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 10:15:50 »
Bamboo shoots are panda food, why would people eat them?! They contain ZERO meat!

Chk out this panda eating bamboo video..


It's so human like..

It xpertly dehulls the shoots,  and then takes another bite..


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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 10:37:45 »
Bamboo shoots are panda food, why would people eat them?! They contain ZERO meat!

EXCELLENT POINT DR. CHYROS!

Bamboo shoots are panda food, why would people eat them?! They contain ZERO meat!

Chk out this panda eating bamboo video..

It's so human like..

That's fresh bamboo shoot, probably much more enjoyable than the putrid shoots I had in that jar. I can still feel my stomach quivering.. :-[

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 10:47:53 »


That's fresh bamboo shoot, probably much more enjoyable than the putrid shoots I had in that jar. I can still feel my stomach quivering.. :-[



What I can't tell is,  are pandas left handed ?

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 12:28:43 »


That's fresh bamboo shoot, probably much more enjoyable than the putrid shoots I had in that jar. I can still feel my stomach quivering.. :-[



What I can't tell is,  are pandas left handed ?

That's a good question...they might be ambidextrous (probably use Dvorak too :D)

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 14:25:39 »
Sorry, but this is supposed to be Off Topic. Bamboo is keeb-related.


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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 14:50:34 »
Sorry, but this is supposed to be Off Topic. Bamboo is keeb-related.


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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 17:12:04 »
NOISY PLEASE STAY ONTOPIC, THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF :cool:

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 18 September 2017, 17:19:34 »
Right on.

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #23 on: Tue, 19 September 2017, 13:55:06 »
Bamboo shoots are panda food, why would people eat them?! They contain ZERO meat!

Chk out this panda eating bamboo video..


It's so human like..

It xpertly dehulls the shoots,  and then takes another bite..

It's clearly not human-like, because it's eating what's basically tall grass. Which contains no meat. And is therefore unsuited to human consumption.
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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #24 on: Tue, 19 September 2017, 13:58:08 »
Bamboo shoots are panda food, why would people eat them?! They contain ZERO meat!

Chk out this panda eating bamboo video..


It's so human like..

It xpertly dehulls the shoots,  and then takes another bite..

It's clearly not human-like, because it's eating what's basically tall grass. Which contains no meat. And is therefore unsuited to human consumption.

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Re: Canned Bamboo Shoots WTF
« Reply #25 on: Tue, 19 September 2017, 23:55:08 »
Bamboo shoots are panda food, why would people eat them?! They contain ZERO meat!

Chk out this panda eating bamboo video..


It's so human like..

It xpertly dehulls the shoots,  and then takes another bite..

It's clearly not human-like, because it's eating what's basically tall grass. Which contains no meat. And is therefore unsuited to human consumption.

But the Thumbs
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