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Offline tp4tissue

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Raw Garlic
« on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 16:10:45 »
Internet says it's good for you yea ?


So, I'm like.. k....

/Go down stairs

/hit clove with knife

/Extract a clove, piece of candy sized

/Chew,

/Swallow, 

/Stomach instantly feels like it's churning..

/Headache,  I throw up..

/Evening ruined...


Frnk' people lied.... this is not edible..



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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 16:16:55 »
What on Earth made you believe eating a clove of garlic was good for you?! Oo
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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 16:19:22 »
What on Earth made you believe eating a clove of garlic was good for you?! Oo

well the clove is just one piece, not the whole thing..

So, I didn't think much of it.

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 16:25:19 »
I roast em a bit on a pancake griddle and them sprinkle a bit of lemon and a smidge of salt...totes more edible.

 ;D

I had a friend in Jr. High that would use OJ and raw garlic as a laxative, hehehe.

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 16:35:21 »
When your diet is 99% ramen, what did you expect to happen when you eat something healthy?  :confused:

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 16:45:58 »
Internet says it's good for you yea ?


So, I'm like.. k....

/Go down stairs

/hit clove with knife

/Extract a clove, piece of candy sized

/Chew,

/Swallow, 

/Stomach instantly feels like it's churning..

/Headache,  I throw up..

/Evening ruined...


Frnk' people lied.... this is not edible..


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For someone who is always so skeptical and questioning of others reasoning, the idea of you thinking "the internet said this is good" and just doing it is pretty comical.

Anyways, I've never tried eating a whole clove of raw garlic by itself and on an empty stomach. But I chop it up and eat plenty more than that in salads without any problems.

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 16:51:37 »
I roast em a bit on a pancake griddle and them sprinkle a bit of lemon and a smidge of salt...totes more edible.

 ;D

I had a friend in Jr. High that would use OJ and raw garlic as a laxative, hehehe.

Oh **** yeah. Roasted garlic spread over some bruchetta with some roasted marrow. Ohhhhh man  :eek:

Garlic makes you fart a lot too.

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 17:33:42 »
I roast em a bit on a pancake griddle and them sprinkle a bit of lemon and a smidge of salt...totes more edible.

 ;D

I had a friend in Jr. High that would use OJ and raw garlic as a laxative, hehehe.

Oh **** yeah. Roasted garlic spread over some bruchetta with some roasted marrow. Ohhhhh man  :eek:

Garlic makes you fart a lot too.

Many people have trouble digesting -Fructans-

It's large chains of fructose..

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 19:22:28 »
Good for fungus I guess if you have fungus problems? Perfect for people with social anxiety :cool:
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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 21:44:19 »
I ate raw garlic for a while.

No side-effects other than excessive wind, so I stopped.
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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 23:13:59 »
I ate raw garlic for a while.

No side-effects other than excessive wind, so I stopped.
Yes this. Never had any issues other than some flatulence.

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 23:26:45 »
I ate raw garlic for a while.

No side-effects other than excessive wind, so I stopped.
Yes this. Never had any issues other than some flatulence.

Bet people smelled you something solid though.

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 12 July 2016, 23:30:53 »
I ate raw garlic for a while.

No side-effects other than excessive wind, so I stopped.
Yes this. Never had any issues other than some flatulence.

Bet people smelled you something solid though.
Most likely. It was during a time when I spent a lot of time at home though, so it didn't affect too many people I think. :D

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Re: Raw Garlic
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 14 July 2016, 07:15:56 »
It probably mean wild garlic... Which is totally different to garlic you actually crush/cut up to put in food.
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