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Do you like horses?
« on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 12:35:00 »
Who likes horses? And horseback riding?

I HATE IT
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 12:55:24 »
No and no. Gimme a dirt bike instead.

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« Reply #2 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 12:57:14 »
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« Reply #3 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 13:01:06 »
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 13:12:46 »
I like horses. Don't like riding.
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 16:04:58 »
No and no. Gimme a dirt bike instead.

I do race cycling instead. **** 'm horsies.
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 16:06:06 »
I just think they smell awful..

My significant other is into 'em. It's horrible. We have a luxury toyota avensis sport wagon that is my ****ing baby. She puts mud and sand and horse smell in my baby. I detail my baby, wax her up. Take care of her. Treat her gently. AND THEN SHE GETS HORSE SMEAR INTO IT.
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 16:47:38 »
Ever notice how horses, regardless of which direction you look at them, are basically all ass?
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« Reply #9 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 16:48:44 »
Ever notice how horses, regardless of which direction you look at them, are basically all ass?

It's amazing!
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 17:10:47 »
I was forced into the horse culture when I was a kid. My dad drug me to horse shows, made me compete in barrel races (I sucked), show competition, some other stuff that has faded from memory. The super serious show horse people all wore these crazy outfits and had saddles that must have weighed over a hundred pounds due to all the silver medallions and buckles and whatever hanging off the poor horses. Haven't been on a horse since except when I visit friends in southern Oregon and ride the trails through the Coast Range. Then all that experience comes in handy. As for horses, I like them a lot. Except for the **** horses. They can suck a big one.     

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« Reply #12 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 17:33:21 »
I was forced into the horse culture when I was a kid. My dad drug me to horse shows, made me compete in barrel races (I sucked), show competition, some other stuff that has faded from memory. The super serious show horse people all wore these crazy outfits and had saddles that must have weighed over a hundred pounds due to all the silver medallions and buckles and whatever hanging off the poor horses. Haven't been on a horse since except when I visit friends in southern Oregon and ride the trails through the Coast Range. Then all that experience comes in handy. As for horses, I like them a lot. Except for the **** horses. They can suck a big one.   

I like horses on the "gentleman level". Where it adds to your style and manner, like classic dancing, being able to play snooker, and fountain pen writing, and the equine clothes.

I'm also into equine photography.

But riding them competitively... I just don't get it.
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 17:40:55 »
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 18 April 2017, 18:35:06 »
I was forced into the horse culture when I was a kid. My dad drug me to horse shows, made me compete in barrel races (I sucked), show competition, some other stuff that has faded from memory. The super serious show horse people all wore these crazy outfits and had saddles that must have weighed over a hundred pounds due to all the silver medallions and buckles and whatever hanging off the poor horses. Haven't been on a horse since except when I visit friends in southern Oregon and ride the trails through the Coast Range. Then all that experience comes in handy. As for horses, I like them a lot. Except for the **** horses. They can suck a big one.   

I like horses on the "gentleman level". Where it adds to your style and manner, like classic dancing, being able to play snooker, and fountain pen writing, and the equine clothes.
OK, I guess I have 20% on a 'gentleman level'.
« Last Edit: Tue, 18 April 2017, 18:58:28 by iri »
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 19 April 2017, 04:00:40 »
DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:

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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 19 April 2017, 07:18:04 »
I had to spend multiple days at a hospital because of a horse, no not as a patient but horses owe me like 2 days of my life.

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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 19 April 2017, 07:27:11 »
DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:

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what cropping strategy did you use.

On the first picture?

yea .. or in general..

I'm not super into photography,  but I've always seen the math guys around me apply a bunch of golden ratio crops,  but the majority of the time, at least to me, the choice in Which application of which partitioning strategy still seems arbitrary.

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« Reply #21 on: Wed, 19 April 2017, 07:41:56 »
DO YOU LIKE MY EQUINE PHOTOGRAPHY YALL:

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what cropping strategy did you use.

On the first picture?

yea .. or in general..

I'm not super into photography,  but I've always seen the math guys around me apply a bunch of golden ratio crops,  but the majority of the time, at least to me, the choice in Which application of which partitioning strategy still seems arbitrary.

From a photographer's perspective, cropping strategy depends on the desired / intended composition entirely, but for most use cases people rely on two heuristics:
1) rule of thirds: divide your frame in 3 columns and 3 rows, align interesting things on the intersection. For instance, horizon on 1st or 2nd row, in the middle is often considered boring. For portret photography (and horses, not sure whether I did it here), guideline is to have the eyes on an intersection
2) hyperfocal distance or "two thirds in" horizontal alignment for landscape photography. Typical, for landscape photography, the question always is where to focus. Many photographers use hyperfocal distance, which is argued to be the optimum sharpness for objects nearby and far away, but it is not "infinity".

In my case, I divide all interesting objects in a picture (like an algorithm in my head) and decide what I want to give attention. If that doesn't perfectly align with whatever rules the hipster photographers these days try to impose on you, f**k m. It's art, not math.
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 26 April 2017, 22:13:23 »
I like horses.

I like them grilled.

You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #23 on: Thu, 27 April 2017, 03:09:20 »
I like horses.

I like them grilled.

You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
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Never tried horse meat, would actually like to try it once.

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« Reply #24 on: Thu, 27 April 2017, 15:44:11 »
I like horses.

I like them grilled.

You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
#Savage
Never tried horse meat, would actually like to try it once.

IT TASTES FAKKING GREAT.

Reminds me of a story.. you guys know we had this "beef turned out to be horse meat" scandal in Europe? Turns out we had a famous Dutch restaurant who were well-known for their beef steaks. As a matter of fact, all the gastronomy experts / insiders / magazines always rated the beef top knotch. TURNS OUT IT WAS HORSE MEAT ALL ALONG. Hahahaha
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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #25 on: Fri, 28 April 2017, 19:15:44 »
I like horses.

I like them grilled.

You know that phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse"? ...
#Savage
Never tried horse meat, would actually like to try it once.
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I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 28 April 2017, 19:54:48 »
I went horseback riding a few years ago. Hurt my ass and I was afraid the horse was going to knock me over after it reared.

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« Reply #27 on: Fri, 28 April 2017, 20:28:20 »
Naw man, **** horses

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« Reply #28 on: Sat, 29 April 2017, 07:02:35 »
Naw man, **** horses

But but... last time I did horsie bite me.
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« Reply #29 on: Sat, 29 April 2017, 07:16:12 »
I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off..  vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4

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« Reply #30 on: Sat, 29 April 2017, 07:17:06 »
I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off..  vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4

Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.

Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.
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« Reply #31 on: Sun, 30 April 2017, 01:59:04 »
I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off..  vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4

Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.

Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.

TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO

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« Reply #32 on: Sun, 30 April 2017, 05:05:55 »
I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off..  vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4

Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.

Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.

TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO

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« Reply #33 on: Sun, 30 April 2017, 11:09:58 »
I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off..  vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4

Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.

Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.

TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
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« Reply #34 on: Sun, 30 April 2017, 16:04:55 »
I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off..  vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4

Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.

Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.

TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
They have horses in Oz? :p

we have wild ones also and camels.

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« Reply #35 on: Sun, 30 April 2017, 16:13:10 »
I try feeding horse a few times.. damn thing nearly took my hand off..  vegetarians my ass... they want blooood.. and they almost got ol' Tp4

Typically male horses bite or are very aggressive in their eating.

Female horses are more relaxed and don't nearly bite as much as male horses.

TYPICALLY ALL HORSES ARE ****S AND WILL DO **** ACTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT MASSIVE *****Y BEASTS DO
They have horses in Oz? :p

we have wild ones also and camels.

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« Reply #36 on: Sun, 30 April 2017, 17:51:28 »
16mm is just best for horses. Yes it's not natural. BUT LOOK AT ALL THE SWAG. Like yo waddup gonna f**k you up b**tch. That's how horses look shot with 16mm. JUST LOOK:

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« Reply #37 on: Mon, 01 May 2017, 01:58:10 »
Still can't see anything but arse :p .
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« Reply #38 on: Mon, 01 May 2017, 05:31:56 »
Still can't see anything but arse :p .

But I like arse :p
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« Reply #39 on: Mon, 01 May 2017, 06:17:23 »
Still can't see anything but arse :p .

But I like arse :p
You like horse arse? xD
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« Reply #40 on: Mon, 01 May 2017, 06:29:19 »
Still can't see anything but arse :p .

But I like arse :p
You like horse arse? xD

I bet you like horse raddish

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Re: Do you like horses?
« Reply #42 on: Mon, 01 May 2017, 07:07:04 »
I hate horses. I would eat one out of spite if I could.

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« Reply #43 on: Tue, 02 May 2017, 15:16:17 »
MOAR HORSIE (MEDIUM OR WELL-DONE?):

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