The Girl Queue, Dating advice by Tp4.

[tp4tissue]

Just met up with an old buddy today.

I am surprised that some guys do this at (my age). Tp4 = OLD


But this fellar is following around the girl he likes. This girl is currently attached to someone else,  So the fella is effectively Queuing..


THIS is a valid strategy, but many of these guys have not extrapolated that the odds of success scales linearly with the NUMBER of female-queues they wait in.


So, over all, if you're up to this..  You need to chase many skirts of this type SIMULTANEOUSLY..


In geek language, think Hyperthreading....

On the downtime between one instruction set, you can handle yet OTHER tasks.

[FLFisherman]

Nobody take advice from this guy.

Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

[tp4tissue]

Nobody take advice from this guy.

Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

[FLFisherman]

Nobody take advice from this guy.

Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

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Sent from my Mind using Telepathy

[beehatch]

too much free time today I see

[tp4tissue]

too much free time today I see

Oh ho...  the expert has arrived..

Tp4 am abashed at his own audacity to transpose on your domain.

Please feel free to dismantle my casual theories

[Dernubenfrieken]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

[beehatch]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

that's basically what it is

[tp4tissue]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

Friend zone is not something of permanence..

Sooner or later, it's possible to get through..

So, if you're in Multiple friend zones.. again we see linear scaling..

[noisyturtle]

This is both wrong and sad. Waiting for a girl who's dating someone else thinking you're in some kind of line and your next, this is not the way the world works. What happened to your brain that that dude thinks this is how society works and it is a valid way to date? That's really messed up, and very sad.

[gain]

This is both wrong and sad. Waiting for a girl who's dating someone else thinking you're in some kind of line and your next, this is not the way the world works. What happened to your brain that that dude thinks this is how society works and it is a valid way to date? That's really messed up, and very sad.

I had a friend who put himself in that position for an awfully long time, was a little sad seeing the toll it took on him (his own fault of course).

Fortunately he moved on and is now doing extremely well for himself, so as pathetic as it can seem, sometimes it gives the guy the ass kicking they've needed for a while. 

Tp4 = OLD

I don't even know what's considered old anymore

[kekman]

we'll need a certificate of authenticity for this tp4, i don't want this to turn out like the last dating advice i followed

[jonathanyu]

sometimes i feel that i need an interpreter while reading tp4 posts

[demik]

sometimes i feel that i need an interpreter while reading tp4 posts

what he's trying to say is.. it's a number's game.

[whmeltonjr]

I now understand why tp is single.

[tp4tissue]

I now understand why tp is single.

[clacktalk]

 someone watched the game theory explanation in a beautiful mind

[rowdy]

If you try this, make sure none of the girls see you following other girls around, otherwise it's game over.

[Belfong]

I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

[xtrafrood]

I seriously don't mesh well with any of the women I know. But I'm not worried about finding someone, I'm more worried about my contribution to the great volcano of life. Like, what kind of food does one bring when they're about to throw themselves in a volcano? Olives? What the hell kind of food do the gods like? Mutton? What do I know?

[henz]

to get chicks, you gotta be Zen! Alouf!

[chyros]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me .

[fanpeople]

Saw title.
Knew tp thread before seeing postmaster.
Prepared anus.
Was not dissapointed.

10/10 would ride tp thread again 

[rowdy]

I seriously don't mesh well with any of the women I know. But I'm not worried about finding someone, I'm more worried about my contribution to the great volcano of life. Like, what kind of food does one bring when they're about to throw themselves in a volcano? Olives? What the hell kind of food do the gods like? Mutton? What do I know?

Just be yourself, and the right person will find you.

[demik]

I just default to the TP OG strat. Show off my superior keyboard (hhkb) and offer them watermelon. So far I'm 0/10. But one day!

[fohat.digs]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

[mrbishop]

Just met up with an old buddy today.

I am surprised that some guys do this at (my age). Tp4 = OLD


But this fellar is following around the girl he likes. This girl is currently attached to someone else,  So the fella is effectively Queuing..


THIS is a valid strategy, but many of these guys have not extrapolated that the odds of success scales linearly with the NUMBER of female-queues they wait in.


So, over all, if you're up to this..  You need to chase many skirts of this type SIMULTANEOUSLY..


In geek language, think Hyperthreading....

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On the downtime between one instruction set, you can handle yet OTHER tasks.

[chyros]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

[mrbishop]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

[demik]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

[mrbishop]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

no i have attractive ones, but i always seem to find other options rather than hooking up with family.

[demik]

Dating advice by Tp4.

No offence... but you've got to be kidding me.

Clearly you are not blessed with cousins.

WAT

(also I've got 9 cousins xD)

i'm from the south and i dont approve of cousins.. its just weird... but HEY what ever your into i guess

Cousins must be ugly then

no i have attractive ones, but i always seem to find other options rather than hooking up with family.

Oh for sure. But we are talking living a tp life here >.>

[tp4tissue]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

[HannahPeach]

I'm incredibly relieved that this post didn't mention the "friend zone"

that's basically what it is

since when do you enjoy Helen Kane's music?

[demik]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

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Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.

[tp4tissue]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

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Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.

That's what got you in trouble with the Señoritas isn't it.. ?

hahahahhahahaa

[tp4tissue]

I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

The calculation isn't infinite,  there are numerous end-clauses..


if you get drafted

if you are forced to escape to africa

if the nsa gets ahold of your PC

if you die


etc etc etc...

[demik]

demik, I am lost in my own thread..  Halp. !!!

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Smile and nod tp, smile and nod.

That's what got you in trouble with the Señoritas isn't it.. ?

hahahahhahahaa

I told you I can't speak about it!

[vivalarevolución]

Yea boys, it's a numbers game, plain and simple.  Don't limit your options.

[Belfong]

I only see failures in this strategy. And a waste of time. It's hyper threading on an infinite calculation.

The calculation isn't infinite,  there are numerous end-clauses..


if you get drafted

if you are forced to escape to africa

if the nsa gets ahold of your PC

if you die


etc etc etc...

You still don't get the girl, thus infinite futility.

[mrbishop]

i was told once if you go to a bar and ask every woman you see to sleep with you... you'll never go home alone. so yeah numbers game. but so is Russian roulette.   ) )

[katushkin]

"Chasing skirt" is one of the oldest euphamisms I've ever head for dating.

I think this may be a valid strategy in China where there are more men to women, but I dunno about anywhere else... Also it's a bit creepy.

[Air tree]

Tp4 threads never fail to entertain me.

But my method of staying indoors and hoping some attractive female knocks on my door hasn't worked thus far...Maybe tp is onto something.

[Jedi]

TP4 needs a Vegas trip. Just hang out at the hotel clubs out here after midnight.  Plenty of girls.  Much easier to wait outside the entrance, you'll avoid grinding with Felicia or Chantel inside where the lights are off.

[demik]

TP4 needs a Vegas trip. Just hang out at the hotel clubs out here after midnight.  Plenty of girls.  Much easier to wait outside the entrance, you'll avoid grinding with Felicia or Chantel inside where the lights are off.

bad idea. tp + outside = bad

tp + vegas = RIP TP

[Jedi]

Dude, we'd just drop him off. Come back around 2, if he's still coherent, move him to the next club at the hotel across the street.  A couple of times doing that and TP will be MIA for at least a few days.  He'll be alright though he won't pass a piss test for about a month.

[demik]

Dude, we'd just drop him off. Come back around 2, if he's still coherent, move him to the next club at the hotel across the street.  A couple of times doing that and TP will be MIA for at least a few days.  He'll be alright though he won't pass a piss test for about a month.

because he'd have no kidneys?!?!

[Jedi]

He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

[demik]

He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

can i go next? this is starting to sound interesting

[tp4tissue]

He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

Oh boy.. I better finally get started naming my organs so I could later move onto forgetting them after a weekend shooting up heroin in Vegas...

[demik]

He'd have all his organs, we'll promise him that. He just won't remember their names.

Oh boy.. I better finally get started naming my organs so I could later move onto forgetting them after a weekend shooting up heroin in Vegas...

mmmmmmmm nothing like sarcasm for dinner

[demik]

i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>

[Booper]

i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>

demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple

[demik]

i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>

demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple

ty! it's one of those stickers that you can put on while you tan. it gives my chest some flair if i do say so myself.

[Glenmael]

LOL!

I'm uneasy around people that would queue for a girl, I mean, doesn't that immediately signal that you aren't good enough in the first place? get your sh!t straight fellas!

(noQueueLyfe)

[appleonama]

I wish you all luck

[demik]

I wish you all luck

^

remember, tp is a robot. this is his plan to keep the human race from reproducing and just ending itself so him and his robot peeps can take over

[tp4tissue]

I wish you all luck

^

remember, tp is a robot. this is his plan to keep the human race from reproducing and just ending itself so him and his robot peeps can take over

No ....... ?

[xtrafrood]

i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>

demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple

ty! it's one of those stickers that you can put on while you tan. it gives my chest some flair if i do say so myself.

Needs more flair

[demik]

i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>

demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple

ty! it's one of those stickers that you can put on while you tan. it gives my chest some flair if i do say so myself.

Needs more flair

Can't. Don't wanna drive the people crazy.

[xtrafrood]

i almost said nothing like heroin for dinner >.>

demik, i really like that there is a swirl above your nipple

ty! it's one of those stickers that you can put on while you tan. it gives my chest some flair if i do say so myself.

Needs more flair

Can't. Don't wanna drive the people crazy.

fine, stay flairless then

[demik]

It's for the good of the people

[xtrafrood]

It's for the good of the people

Great nipple definition though

[demik]

Thanks. I work out.

[xtrafrood]

TP what do pancakes signify in a relationship? I've never had a pancake exchange in a relationship aside from Denny's

[rowdy]

tp4 is agony aunt now?

Quick!  Someone ask him about walking a dog! )

[tp4tissue]

TP what do pancakes signify in a relationship? I've never had a pancake exchange in a relationship aside from Denny's

A breakfast date during the work week, means they only want (at that moment) the least commitment possible between the two of you..


It's different when you're in college, since you'd have ample free time to hang out after breakfast.. so in these cases, it's no different from a regular date..


But an ADULT breakfast date, means  Assured escape plan/excuse (gotta go to work), No commitment for night-time activity (physical pressure to perform), and the rest of the day left to do whatever if the date burns.



Think about a dinner date, and how much resources is necessary.  Thinking about it throughout the day alone is nerve racking..

[xtrafrood]

TP what do pancakes signify in a relationship? I've never had a pancake exchange in a relationship aside from Denny's

A breakfast date during the work week, means they only want (at that moment) the least commitment possible between the two of you..


It's different when you're in college, since you'd have ample free time to hang out after breakfast.. so in these cases, it's no different from a regular date..


But an ADULT breakfast date, means  Assured escape plan/excuse (gotta go to work), No commitment for night-time activity (physical pressure to perform), and the rest of the day left to do whatever if the date burns.



Think about a dinner date, and how much resources is necessary.  Thinking about it throughout the day alone is nerve racking..

hmmm, I see what you're saying. So if the first date is a brinner date and she loves it I should probably ask her to marry me?

[tp4tissue]

hmmm, I see what you're saying. So if the first date is a brinner date and she loves it I should probably ask her to marry me?

no. time of day makes the difference in categorizing the intention of the date.

[xtrafrood]

hmmm, I see what you're saying. So if the first date is a brinner date and she loves it I should probably ask her to marry me?

no. time of day makes the difference in categorizing the intention of the date.

Brinner = breakfast for dinner date tho

[rurushu]

a serious question, do people date their family members (nonono... not incest here, I meant cousins)

[xtrafrood]

a serious question, do people date their family members (nonono... not incest here, I meant cousins)

RIP TP thread

[rurushu]

a serious question, do people date their family members (nonono... not incest here, I meant cousins)

RIP TP thread

Eh? Why? I am genuinely curious wanting to know!

[tp4tissue]

a serious question, do people date their family members (nonono... not incest here, I meant cousins)

RIP TP thread

Eh? Why? I am genuinely curious wanting to know!

I think in Burma and some other parts of south asia, parts of india, it's socially acceptable AND legal to marry first cousins..


I knew this girl in college whose parents were first cousins.. she seemed normal..

[tp4tissue]

Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state

hahaha.   there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..

and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..

WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha  this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.

[rurushu]

Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state

hahaha.   there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..

and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..

WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha  this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.

da fuq did I just read???

[chyros]

Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state

hahaha.   there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..

and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..

WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha  this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.

I have to say I'm rather surprised here and there at which states it's legal in and in which it's illegal.

[xtrafrood]

Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state

hahaha.   there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..

and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..

WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha  this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.

da fuq did I just read???

Florida is going to be the next Easter Island. If someone tries to eat my face I'm going to be furious

[mrbishop]

TP what do pancakes signify in a relationship? I've never had a pancake exchange in a relationship aside from Denny's

A breakfast date during the work week, means they only want (at that moment) the least commitment possible between the two of you..


It's different when you're in college, since you'd have ample free time to hang out after breakfast.. so in these cases, it's no different from a regular date..


But an ADULT breakfast date, means  Assured escape plan/excuse (gotta go to work), No commitment for night-time activity (physical pressure to perform), and the rest of the day left to do whatever if the date burns.



Think about a dinner date, and how much resources is necessary.  Thinking about it throughout the day alone is nerve racking..

syurp involved. things are going to get sticky.... LOL.

[mrbishop]

Woah.. hey check out this chart here on wiki..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States_by_state

hahaha.   there are states that says you can haz sex with ur cousin, but not marry them..

and also states that let you marry them only if they're infertile, but it is still not legal to haz the sex..

WHICH makes no sense.. hahahahahaha  this is a silly topic.. America is a silly place.

I have to say I'm rather surprised here and there at which states it's legal in and in which it's illegal.

i'm in SC. i read this and face palmed.

[fohat.digs]

i'm in SC. i read this and face palmed.

Remember that most State constitutions were written when technology was non-existent and most people lived in remote rural regions where their choices were severely limited.

[mrbishop]

i'm in SC. i read this and face palmed.

Remember that most State constitutions were written when technology was non-existent and most people lived in remote rural regions where their choices were severely limited.

true.... but its still unsettling.

[Air tree]

At second cousins+, there is very little blood connection and the chances of any birth defects or problems are very low or about the same as any other non related persons procreating.


So at some point the cousin thing is over stated and just a cultural thing, rather than a serious problem in terms of genetics.

[fohat.digs]

the cousin thing is over stated

Except in the context of the tp4 advice thread, that is.

[mrbishop]

the cousin thing is over stated

Except in the context of the tp4 advice thread, that is.

i think this thread has derailed LOL

went from dating queue to dating cousins

[demik]

I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.

[FLFisherman]

I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.

For the most part it's (genetically) okay.

[fohat.digs]

i think this thread has derailed

went from dating queue to dating cousins

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=75735.msg1883501#msg1883501

[demik]

I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.

For the most part it's (genetically) okay.

Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.

[mrbishop]

i think this thread has derailed

went from dating queue to dating cousins

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=75735.msg1883501#msg1883501

i see a trend here OP

[FLFisherman]

I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.

For the most part it's (genetically) okay.

Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.

I think the whole reason we think of the "your kid will come out messed up" is because the most commonly-used examples of inbreeding are in royalty. However, that was generations of cousins and siblings, at which point there were quite a few problems.

[demik]

I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.

For the most part it's (genetically) okay.

Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.

I think the whole reason we think of the "your kid will come out messed up" is because the most commonly-used examples of inbreeding are in royalty. However, that was generations of cousins and siblings, at which point there were quite a few problems.

Using COMMIES as example for inbreeding is perfect tho. Just look at them. All ugly.

[FLFisherman]

I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.

For the most part it's (genetically) okay.

Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.

I think the whole reason we think of the "your kid will come out messed up" is because the most commonly-used examples of inbreeding are in royalty. However, that was generations of cousins and siblings, at which point there were quite a few problems.

Using COMMIES as example for inbreeding is perfect tho. Just look at them. All ugly.

This one looks quite dapper.

[rurushu]

I know a guy that married and had a child with his first cousin. Kid came out fine.

For the most part it's (genetically) okay.

Yeah that's what I've read. The whole "your kid will come out messed up" is over blown. More like there is a bigger risk it your bloodline has a problem. But not a guarantee like everybody makes it out to be.

I think the whole reason we think of the "your kid will come out messed up" is because the most commonly-used examples of inbreeding are in royalty. However, that was generations of cousins and siblings, at which point there were quite a few problems.

Using COMMIES as example for inbreeding is perfect tho. Just look at them. All ugly.

This one looks quite dapper.

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I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

[tp4tissue]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[demik]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

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Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

ಠ_ಠ

[chyros]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

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Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

They're also getting close to extinction. Coincidence?

[demik]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

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Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

They're also getting close to extinction. Coincidence?

No time to meet girls. Too busy on the net.

[FLFisherman]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

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Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Okay, cheetahs are not "nearly 100% inbred", nor does inbreeding have anything to do with their speed.

TP, why? Whyyyyyyyy? There may be people reading these threads who believe you. D:

[tp4tissue]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

Show Image

Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Okay, cheetahs are not "nearly 100% inbred", nor does inbreeding have anything to do with their speed.

TP, why? Whyyyyyyyy? There may be people reading these threads who believe you. D:

Actually,  there are specific theories that the selection for the extreme speed is what has lead to their homogeneity..

But the primary theory is that cheetahs experienced a population crash at the end of the ice age due to human expansion.

And I don't know why you're saying they're not inbred,  because they are.

only 67 variations on 100,000 genes in cheetas. vs 10,000 variations on 100,000 genes in humans

only 1 out of 5 cheetah species currently active

[chyros]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

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Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Okay, cheetahs are not "nearly 100% inbred", nor does inbreeding have anything to do with their speed.

TP, why? Whyyyyyyyy? There may be people reading these threads who believe you. D:

I'm pretty sure not a soul here takes tp too seriously :p .

[tp4tissue]

Do you guys enjoy being wrong on the internet..

hahahahahhaha

Tp4 = Cheetahs expert..

[drewba]

Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

[xtrafrood]

I've been thinking about it and I realized that there are different levels of pancakes. I figured that if the pancakes are frozen it does not count as an obligation, likewise with frozen waffles. But what about pancakes whipped up with fruits, chocolate or specialty items in them? Does that mean I've fallen into a den?

[fohat.digs]

Can you make this a weekly thing?

Dating, or advice?

[drewba]

Can you make this a weekly thing?

Dating, or advice?

Yes.

 

[tp4tissue]

Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..

[xtrafrood]

Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..

Yea but, you have the technology!

[drewba]

Dating advice by Tp4.

Can you make this a weekly thing, Tp4?

I don't come across the boy-girl dynamic often enough at my advanced age to fill a weekly advice column..

How about the man-woman dynamic? Old is relative, you don't seem old.

[rowdy]

I think there is no such thing as 100% kid will be messed up via inbreeding... sometimes distant couples who are completely fine also end up with a down syndrome kid... the probability in genetics... is too complex, they say such as to avoid the higher risk due to inbreeding I think...

Show Image

Well... if we look at Cheetas,  they're nearly 100% inbred.. and yet they're the fastest land animal.

So clearly  inbreeding = speedddddddd


Now all we gotta do is get one internet to mate with another internet, then we get DOUBLE internet..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Are you saying that it is possible to judge someone's parentage by how fast they can run?

[rowdy]

Can you make this a weekly thing?

Dating, or advice?

Nice comma.

[hwood34]

I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since

[tp4tissue]

I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since

Zero. Tp4 only eats veggie and play vidya.

[hwood34]

I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since

Zero. Tp4 only eats veggie and play vidya.

fav veggie for ramen topping?

[tp4tissue]

fav veggie for ramen topping?

Lightly tossed, scallion oil + Gai Lan.

[hwood34]

fav veggie for ramen topping?

Lightly tossed, scallion oil + Gai Lan.

i fw it

[Sintpinty]

I wonder how many girls tp has picked up in the years since

For most of us that answer would be 0

[Darthbaggins]

Zero, already married. . lol

[tp4tissue]

Zero, already married. . lol

OR.... Darthbagz might only be sayn' that because he knows Wife Darth monitors his online activity.

[Shapey Fiend]

Any instance where I've batted way above my average its been with women I know for ages or even years. The best looking one it took 10 years! Patience is a virtue. 😅

[noisyturtle]

If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.

[hwood34]

If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.

well, that is certainly one way to think about it...

[Olumin]

If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.

Yes.

[sefixmm]

If you go long enough not dating you lose interest and realize what a waste of time it is. You have so much free time and extra money unless you're me, plus none of the emotional bull**** and frivolous arguments. Sex is drastically overrated, filthy stressful and tedious, you aren't missing anything on that front. The only real reason to be in a relationship is procreation and raising a kid, otherwise a huge waste of time and energy. Just love yourself... so to speak.

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