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Offline tp4tissue

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Re: Old Peanut butter..
« Reply #50 on: Tue, 20 November 2018, 22:02:52 »

An ode to TP4
What is this Jiff?
Open and take a whiff...
Smells not offensive,
Makes me quite pensive.
Should i partake?
will my bowels start to quake?!
Creamy goodness -
from the butt -
of a nut.
I SHALL dig in...
paired with Sake, not Gin,
for it's all that I've got,
Hope my stom-ache won't rot!






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Re: Old Peanut butter..
« Reply #51 on: Wed, 21 November 2018, 19:49:20 »
I keep all my condiments in the fridge. Just a matter of cleanliness and principle, plus they last longer. Why risk contamination over soft pb?

Knew someone who kept cheese OJ butter and condiments on his counter. ****ing disgusting.

There was this crazy Van-Life person I saw on youtube, she kept eggs unrefrigerated..

INSANE>.


My understanding is that only people in the USA refrigerate eggs because the protective coating is washed off during processing here. In other countries, the protective coating is left intact so it doesn't spoil.

I didn’t know eggs have a protective coating, other than the shell
Besides, keeping them in the fridge helps them to keep longer.


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Reminds me of those lines from HHGTTG:

What do eggs come out of?

Chickens?

Yes, but what do they come out of the chickens in?

Egg shells?

Probably also relavent:

When you have been in marketing as long as I have, you’ll know that before any new product can be developed, it has to be properly researched. I mean yes, yes we’ve got to find out what people want from fire, I mean how do they relate to it, the image -"

"Oh, stick it up your nose."

"Yes which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know, I mean do people want fire that can be fitted nasally."

Do we want peanut butter that can be fitted nasally?

Do we want keycaps that can be fitted nasally?
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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