What did you do today?

[noisyturtle]

I pooped my pants at work today. Had to penguin across the entire office building to the private bathrooms.

[tp4tissue]

I my pants at work today. Had to penguin across the entire office building to the private bathrooms.

//drugs

[noisyturtle]

I my pants at work today. Had to penguin across the entire office building to the private bathrooms.

//drugs

lol not sure what you're implying but ok

you too proud to admit you've never misjudged a fart? lies!

[SpAmRaY]

I my pants at work today. Had to penguin across the entire office building to the private bathrooms.

//drugs

lol not sure what you're implying but ok

you too proud to admit you've never misjudged a fart? lies!

So do you keep a spare set of clothes to deal with this situation?

[noisyturtle]

I my pants at work today. Had to penguin across the entire office building to the private bathrooms.

//drugs

lol not sure what you're implying but ok

you too proud to admit you've never misjudged a fart? lies!

So do you keep a spare set of clothes to deal with this situation?

I was able to minimize the damage and synergize an answer using the vertical integration of paper towels and my ass thus creating a temporary, yet relatively risk-free solution.

[xtrafrood]

I my pants at work today. Had to penguin across the entire office building to the private bathrooms.

//drugs

lol not sure what you're implying but ok

you too proud to admit you've never misjudged a fart? lies!

So do you keep a spare set of clothes to deal with this situation?

I was able to minimize the damage and synergize an answer using the vertical integration of paper towels and my ass thus creating a temporary, yet relatively risk-free solution.

[heedpantsnow]

I my pants at work today. Had to penguin across the entire office building to the private bathrooms.

//drugs

lol not sure what you're implying but ok

you too proud to admit you've never misjudged a fart? lies!

So do you keep a spare set of clothes to deal with this situation?

I was able to minimize the damage and synergize an answer using the vertical integration of paper towels and my ass thus creating a temporary, yet relatively risk-free solution.

You should put that skill on your resume

[audiosl4ve]

get up-->go to work-->go back from work-->play some PoE-->stalk /r/MK-->and now i'm going to sleep. That's most of my weekdays

life sux... !!

I must agree

[funderburker]

Got excited because KBD75 landed Latvia after 22h from the moment DHL got it. Then I got worried because it got caught in customs office. Then I panicked, got my **** together and sent them all documents they needed. Now I'm hoping I get it safe and sound and without any taxes.

[clankgy1]

Binged season one of Strange Things on Netflix.  Hospital IT must be pissed at my bandwidth usage

[iLLucionist]

AimBooster, osu, and BF pretty much. Giving the 3366 a hard time much.

And watched an Al Pacino movie.

[SpAmRaY]

I just checked my gmail for the first time this year...

[smarmar]

Today I poured up, head shot, sat down, stood up, passed out, woke up, and faded, faded 

[iLLucionist]

being professionally wasted off my ass

[fanpeople]

being professionally wasted off my ass

[SpAmRaY]

Milestone achieved.

[fanpeople]

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Milestone achieved.

HOLY ****

[Elrick]

Not a nice day today, sent someone home permanently.  He got sacked by me, first one done this year.

Security escorted him to the airport and he had to wait for the incoming plane at 15:30.

[fanpeople]

pretty **** day myself... this old **** that is... was my boss sacked me for not getting under his desk. he had security ****ing drag me to the airport. But he does not know that me, bill and tony are good mates so they let me jizz in his coffee cup before i left.

then i had to wait til like 330 in the afternoon for a plane to get the **** out of that **** hole...


Oh and jokes on them, Cuz i ate heaps of **** on the olane and put it under company funds...LOLZ

[tp4tissue]

pretty **** day myself... this old **** that is... was my boss sacked me for not getting under his desk. he had security ****ing drag me to the airport. But he does not know that me, bill and tony are good mates so they let me jizz in his coffee cup before i left.

then i had to wait til like 330 in the afternoon for a plane to get the **** out of that **** hole...


Oh and jokes on them, Cuz i ate heaps of **** on the olane and put it under company funds...LOLZ

So elrick has micro fanpeople inside him.. just swimming around..

[gnmar2723]

AP Calc BC test.

2 down, 2 to go.

[mBass]

I woke up.  Not sure it was worth it.

[DaBubbs]

Ate a massively large shredded pork BBQ plate for lunch with cabbage, slaw, Brunswick stew, and hush puppies. Frankly, I was surprised I did anything at all this afternoon other than go into a food coma.

[xtrafrood]

I showered today. Need to do that more often phew

[Elrick]

pretty **** day myself... this old **** that is... was my boss sacked me for not getting under his desk. he had security ****ing drag me to the airport. But he does not know that me, bill and tony are good mates so they let me jizz in his coffee cup before i left.

then i had to wait til like 330 in the afternoon for a plane to get the **** out of that **** hole...


Oh and jokes on them, Cuz i ate heaps of **** on the olane and put it under company funds...LOLZ

So elrick has micro fanpeople inside him.. just swimming around..

The joke's on fanpeople he milked himself for nothing, I stopped drinking coffee for five months now  .

It's just cold water from the fountain the same as anyone else who drinks from it.  Besides there are CCTV cameras installed everywhere throughout the facility, workshops, kitchens, managerial offices and rest rooms.  The company did that to reduce theft and other illegal activities.  That is why you got spotted by them and provided an easy way to remove you off the premises immediately  .

Also all company funds can only be accessed by the CEO back in Sydney and even he needs approval from the head CPA and Co Director  (under current legal implications).

Trust me sunshine, you've got no way of ever hurting anyone within this company, without first being recorded and charged at a later date.

[rowdy]

I woke up.  Not sure it was worth it.

I woke up too.

It was an eye-opening experience.

[fanpeople]

pretty **** day myself... this old **** that is... was my boss sacked me for not getting under his desk. he had security ****ing drag me to the airport. But he does not know that me, bill and tony are good mates so they let me jizz in his coffee cup before i left.

then i had to wait til like 330 in the afternoon for a plane to get the **** out of that **** hole...


Oh and jokes on them, Cuz i ate heaps of **** on the olane and put it under company funds...LOLZ

So elrick has micro fanpeople inside him.. just swimming around..

The joke's on fanpeople he milked himself for nothing, I stopped drinking coffee for five months now  .

It's just cold water from the fountain the same as anyone else who drinks from it.  Besides there are CCTV cameras installed everywhere throughout the facility, workshops, kitchens, managerial offices and rest rooms.  The company did that to reduce theft and other illegal activities.  That is why you got spotted by them and provided an easy way to remove you off the premises immediately  .

Also all company funds can only be accessed by the CEO back in Sydney and even he needs approval from the head CPA and Co Director  (under current legal implications).

Trust me sunshine, you've got no way of ever hurting anyone within this company, without first being recorded and charged at a later date.

.... well i'm ****ed

[tp4tissue]

.... well i'm ****ed

what's jail like in australia,  is it like a resort, and you go surfing?

[fanpeople]

.... well i'm ****ed

what's jail like in australia,  is it like a resort, and you go surfing?

nah no jails in Australia, just just send you to Tasmania

[tp4tissue]

.... well i'm ****ed

what's jail like in australia,  is it like a resort, and you go surfing?

nah no jails in Australia, just just send you to Tasmania

what do they do @ the tasmania ?

[fanpeople]

.... well i'm ****ed

what's jail like in australia,  is it like a resort, and you go surfing?

nah no jails in Australia, just just send you to Tasmania

what do they do @ the tasmania ?

They dont let you back on the ferry. You never see the mainland or socity again

[tp4tissue]

They dont let you back on the ferry. You never see the mainland or socity again

So... Australia MINI...

Does it also include surfing and slim-waisted females ?

[fanpeople]

They dont let you back on the ferry. You never see the mainland or socity again

So... Australia MINI...

Does it also include surfing and slim-waisted females ?

no but there is a lot of incest

[tp4tissue]

They dont let you back on the ferry. You never see the mainland or socity again

So... Australia MINI...

Does it also include surfing and slim-waisted females ?

no but there is a lot of incest

ah so they're more traditional australian..  i see i see..

[rowdy]

.... well i'm ****ed

what's jail like in australia,  is it like a resort, and you go surfing?

nah no jails in Australia, just just send you to Tasmania

Technically the whole country is just one big jail.

So yes, we have beaches at the jail.

[tp4tissue]

.... well i'm ****ed

what's jail like in australia,  is it like a resort, and you go surfing?

nah no jails in Australia, just just send you to Tasmania

Technically the whole country is just one big jail.

So yes, we have beaches at the jail.

man... skinny females AND surfing..  that's imperialism for ya..   give ur prisoners the best home ever,   then you keep a dreary rainy ugly piece of dirt for yourself..


they probably expected all the australians to die out or kill eachother..  but nope..    skinny females + surfing..


Certainly the penitentiary are death houses back in the day,   but the photos/paints are quite scenic..   people pay millions for a water front view these days.

[rowdy]

.... well i'm ****ed

what's jail like in australia,  is it like a resort, and you go surfing?

nah no jails in Australia, just just send you to Tasmania

Technically the whole country is just one big jail.

So yes, we have beaches at the jail.

man... skinny females AND surfing..  that's imperialism for ya..   give ur prisoners the best home ever,   then you keep a dreary rainy ugly piece of dirt for yourself..


they probably expected all the australians to die out or kill eachother..  but nope..    skinny females + surfing..


Certainly the penitentiary are death houses back in the day,   but the photos/paints are quite scenic..   people pay millions for a water front view these days.

Not all females are skinny.  I probably see at least as many fat ones as skinny ones.  And everything between.  Not many tall ones though.

Not that I'm looking, he said hastily.

[tp4tissue]

man... skinny females AND surfing..  that's imperialism for ya..   give ur prisoners the best home ever,   then you keep a dreary rainy ugly piece of dirt for yourself..


they probably expected all the australians to die out or kill eachother..  but nope..    skinny females + surfing..


Certainly the penitentiary are death houses back in the day,   but the photos/paints are quite scenic..   people pay millions for a water front view these days.

Not all females are skinny.  I probably see at least as many fat ones as skinny ones.  And everything between.  Not many tall ones though.

Not that I'm looking, he said hastily.

I have read somewhere that Australians are becoming as --large--  as Americans..

But then I google fotos,  and everyone looks skinny,  so maybe the fotos are older..

[rowdy]

man... skinny females AND surfing..  that's imperialism for ya..   give ur prisoners the best home ever,   then you keep a dreary rainy ugly piece of dirt for yourself..


they probably expected all the australians to die out or kill eachother..  but nope..    skinny females + surfing..


Certainly the penitentiary are death houses back in the day,   but the photos/paints are quite scenic..   people pay millions for a water front view these days.

Not all females are skinny.  I probably see at least as many fat ones as skinny ones.  And everything between.  Not many tall ones though.

Not that I'm looking, he said hastily.

I have read somewhere that Australians are becoming as --large--  as Americans..

But then I google fotos,  and everyone looks skinny,  so maybe the fotos are older..

There's a lot more Asians around here now, and they are nearly all skinny bastards that probably brings the average down a bit.

[SBJ]

Sittin' at work at the moment doing monotonous boring work.
BUT, it's what I'm getting paid for. And the work isn't always this boring. Just today that's terribad.

[SpAmRaY]

Cleaned some in my home office and burned a huge pile of boxes.

[iamtootallforthis]

Picked up some new clothes for my interview this Tuesday and Wednesday.

[rioc]

Picked up some new clothes for my interview this Tuesday and Wednesday.

I wish you success

[iamtootallforthis]

Picked up some new clothes for my interview this Tuesday and Wednesday.

I wish you success

Thanks! I really hope it goes well as I would love to have this job. It is exactly what I want to do in a great area

[Tally810]

Picked up some new clothes for my interview this Tuesday and Wednesday.

Job interviews were always so nerve wrecking for me.  I used to always go buy a new outfit before I went to one since it made me feel good and confident.  Good luck dude hope ya get it!

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[SBJ]

Picked up some new clothes for my interview this Tuesday and Wednesday.

Wish you all the best. I'm sure you'll nail it!

Today has just begun for me so I haven't actually done anything so far today except drink my morning coffee.

[iamtootallforthis]

Picked up some new clothes for my interview this Tuesday and Wednesday.

Job interviews were always so nerve wrecking for me.  I used to always go buy a new outfit before I went to one since it made me feel good and confident.  Good luck dude hope ya get it!

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Picked up some new clothes for my interview this Tuesday and Wednesday.

Wish you all the best. I'm sure you'll nail it!

Today has just begun for me so I haven't actually done anything so far today except drink my morning coffee.

Thanks! Really hoping I get the job.

1:33 AM here and I'm bouncing. I hate people

[Melvang]

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Milestone achieved.

Very nice.  The last car I did that with was my 99 Le Saber.  Drove that to 225k and gave it to my mother in law.  She drove it for another year and half.  The engine still ran like a top but front end needed more work than she could afford.

My last buick only went to 186k before the trans and torque converter started going out.  Transmission wasn't shifting right, hadn't been in overdrive for close to a year, and then the torque converter would stay locked up for shifting.  Had 2 days to find a buy a car. 

Found a 99 Chrysler LHS with less than 60k miles on it. 

[[Lewynlight]]

finally uploaded all the last meet photos to my blog.
feels good.

[funderburker]

Technically did it yesterday but was too exhausted to post it then.

I made lubing/modding stations for two people. Really happy with the result, hopefully they'll be too.  )