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Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 20:08:52 »
Why is glow in the dark pigment advertised in butt plugs?


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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 20:09:27 »
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 20:16:23 »
its a suppository

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 20:18:15 »
What is that?  Do I even want to know?
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 20:20:03 »
What is that?  Do I even want to know?

It's glow in the dark pigment...advertised in butt plugs from what I can tell.

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Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 20:23:22 »
You put it up your butt where it will glow in the dark and no one can see it?  I really am at a loss for words. There are so many things about that that I don't understand.
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 20:26:07 »
Does it vibrate and whistle when you clap your hands as well?
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 21:14:23 »
some people are into weird stuff man..  long as it doesn't hurt nobody..

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 22:18:55 »
Well I know what I want for my secret santa gift!

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 18 October 2014, 22:31:37 »
Well I know what I want for my secret santa gift!

I'll be sure to mention that in your little note for the secret santa.

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 04:10:20 »
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 11:42:25 »
It glows in the dark so that you can find it in the dark ...

A butt plug is used for vaginal intercourse. It make it tighter, and it is supposed to increases the sensation for both (or so I've heard).

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 11:50:47 »
If you're being serious, that's a display container for chemicals. I've been to a chemical company making catalysts, and they had several of those glass things on the shelf with various powders inside.

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 11:53:25 »
If you're being serious, that's a display container for chemicals. I've been to a chemical company making catalysts, and they had several of those glass things on the shelf with various powders inside.

Why do they store chemicals in butt plugs?

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« Reply #15 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 12:09:42 »

If you're being serious, that's a display container for chemicals. I've been to a chemical company making catalysts, and they had several of those glass things on the shelf with various powders inside.
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 16:21:13 »
Is no-one going to comment on the name of the person with copyright on the picture?
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 18:47:17 »

If you're being serious, that's a display container for chemicals. I've been to a chemical company making catalysts, and they had several of those glass things on the shelf with various powders inside.
way to ruin it

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 20:00:12 »
So this is a chinese glass butt plug :)

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #20 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 21:01:36 »
Any thing is a dildo if you're brave enough. Although this wasn't made to be one, it certainly looks like it will be "perfect" if that's what you're into...

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 01:55:16 »


If you're being serious, that's a display container for chemicals. I've been to a chemical company making catalysts, and they had several of those glass things on the shelf with various powders inside.
way to ruin it

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 02:03:52 »
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #23 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 03:31:50 »
Do you guys think anal beads are better than butt plugs?

How about those old style ipods?

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #24 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 03:37:43 »
Anything but a glass jar, you should be OK.

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #25 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 08:39:16 »
wot teh fuk is this

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #26 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 09:04:49 »
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #27 on: Mon, 20 October 2014, 09:13:16 »
Speaking of Santa:
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(same artist. Guess what the locals call it. ;) )

Something something butt plug?

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #28 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 14:31:40 »
ugh aren't butt plugs to be completely solid? hollow ones seem like a bad idea. imagine it breaking... I'm sure some of you guys have seen the video where something similar happens.
and then the added bonus of having your rear opening glow in the dark for a while.

(I did read that it's not actually a plug though...)

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« Reply #29 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 14:54:34 »
Speaking of Santa:
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(same artist. Guess what the locals call it. ;) )
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #30 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:08:26 »
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #31 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:10:29 »
Very busy with studies atm.

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #33 on: Wed, 24 February 2016, 20:34:01 »
I think it's time to revive this thread.

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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #34 on: Wed, 24 February 2016, 20:34:57 »
well it makes sense, have somebody look down your throat to see if they can see it
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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #35 on: Thu, 25 February 2016, 01:25:17 »
These are a great idea. If there's one thing I find annoying, it's having to grope around in the dark when I get the urge to initiate an expedition into my Jeffries tube.



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Re: Glow in the dark butt plugs?
« Reply #36 on: Thu, 25 February 2016, 02:52:31 »
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