Author Topic: How many Bagels can you eat.. (Read 5778 times)

tp4tissue · « **on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:37:27 »

I stumbled upon free bagels today..

So, my free food senses activated, and I managed to eat 4x onion bagels along with half packet of cream cheese..

What are fellow geekhacker bagel records..??

1swt2gs · « **Reply #1 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:38:23 »

Depending on what time of the day it is, I could easily kill about 5 bagels.

Air tree · « **Reply #2 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:38:30 »

I feel like after two bagels I'm stuffed. I've never really put my bagel eating limits to the test...

tp4tissue · « **Reply #3 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:39:11 »

Quote from: 1swt2gs on Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:38:23

Depending on what time of the day it is, I could easily kill about 5 bagels.

I'm about to explode myself... Should've have gone for the free sodas...

I think I'll skip ramen tonight and also breakfast tomorrow..

Kompanion · « **Reply #4 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:52:51 »

When I was on a big health kick when I lifted a lot, I would eat two whole grain bagels for breakfast every day for the carbs. I consumed a lot of bagels. Delicious and nutritious.

rip my roommate when she ate my last bagel one day

gain · « **Reply #5 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 18:54:14 »

Come to think of it, I've never had a bagel $:-\$

dgneo · « **Reply #6 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:17:54 »

I had 2 bagels this morning and was absolutely starving by 11am. So probably 4-5 I'd imagine. Never tried to eat more than 2 to be honest.

Now I'm curious.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #7 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:28:37 »

4 is the most I have had (more than a few times) in one sitting, although I could probably do 5. Generally at home I prep 2 as a meal, and if you aren't using Philadelphia Cream Cheese just stop because you are bageling wrong.

The bagels in PACNW suck bags of uncircumcised ****s though. No one boils them right out here, and the dough is flavorless. They come out all small and compressed, instead of big crispy and airy in the middle. Makes me miss the East coast

beehatch · « **Reply #8 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:41:11 »

tp4tissue · « **Reply #9 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 19:59:02 »

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noisyturtle · « **Reply #10 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25 »

Ohh and let us not forget bialys!

Darkshado · « **Reply #11 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:59 »

Montreal or New York?

beehatch · « **Reply #12 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:05:53 »

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I don't like bagels tp.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #13 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:33:00 »

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I don't like bagels tp.

But they're so good... and super healthy.

appleonama · « **Reply #14 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 21:55:39 »

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I don't like bagels tp.

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But they're so good... and super healthy.

Bagels, bread, carbs, RIP

tp what happened to self control

demik · « **Reply #15 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:22:04 »

One jalapeño bagel

Asininity · « **Reply #16 on:** Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:33:17 »

I generally eat two bagels. So, maybe four or five until I feel bloated and absolutely disgusting? I'm all for the bagels with that hazelnut cream cheese.

Now these puppies, I'll eat 'em all.

Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25

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Where can I find this? I want it.

absyrd · « **Reply #17 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 03:56:42 »

There are so many different sizes of bagels.

I can eat 3 large everything bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon. But I pay for it for a day +.

iLLucionist · « **Reply #18 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 05:28:38 »

When I'm in binge mode, I keep stuffing. More. More. And More. Until I feel sick. Then I wait. Then more.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #19 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 14:08:21 »

Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 13 April 2016, 03:56:42

There are so many different sizes of bagels.

I can eat 3 large everything bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon. But I pay for it for a day +.

WITH salmon ?

Salmon is very filling because of the heavy-oil content..

You'd have to eat that really really fast to not feel full..

chyros · « **Reply #20 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:24 »

I hate bagels D: .

tp4tissue · « **Reply #21 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:51 »

Quote from: chyros on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:24

I hate bagels D: .

xtrafrood · « **Reply #22 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:00:17 »

Quote from: Asininity on Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:33:17

I generally eat two bagels. So, maybe four or five until I feel bloated and absolutely disgusting? I'm all for the bagels with that hazelnut cream cheese.

Now these puppies, I'll eat 'em all.

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Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25
Ohh and let us not forget bialys!
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Where can I find this? I want it.

Sour cream crullers?! RIP crullers.

I usually stop at two bagels so I can eat other things like eggs or meats

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #23 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:51:27 »

probably 2 everything bagels with lox and cream cheese

iLLucionist · « **Reply #24 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:52:19 »

tp more important life question: how much lasagne can you eat?

munch · « **Reply #25 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:10:47 »

I think I prefer montreal bagglers over NYC bagglers, but I haven't had from any super famous place in NYC.

anyone who could ship me some?

jonathanyu · « **Reply #26 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:12:18 »

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I can't eat this thing at all...

Wilkie · « **Reply #27 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:15:05 »

Be honest, were they bagels or bagel-shaped bread?

ANightOnCloudNine · « **Reply #28 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 17:20:08 »

about 5 with a nice light spread of cream cheese, althought bagels can be downright gross looking, or they lie and look like donuts and get me hyped

Asininity · « **Reply #29 on:** Wed, 13 April 2016, 18:07:09 »

Quote from: csmertx on Wed, 13 April 2016, 16:00:17

Quote from: Asininity on Tue, 12 April 2016, 22:33:17
I generally eat two bagels. So, maybe four or five until I feel bloated and absolutely disgusting? I'm all for the bagels with that hazelnut cream cheese.

Now these puppies, I'll eat 'em all.

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Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 12 April 2016, 20:23:25
Ohh and let us not forget bialys!
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Where can I find this? I want it.

Sour cream crullers?! RIP crullers.

I usually stop at two bagels so I can eat other things like eggs or meats

I live dangerously, I don't generally even eat breakfast!

Though I'm going to have to make a exception and run by the donut shop... I want me some of them sour cream donuts.

chyros · « **Reply #30 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 05:03:59 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:51

Quote from: chyros on Wed, 13 April 2016, 15:47:24
I hate bagels D: .

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I'm serious, they make me sick D: .

xtrafrood · « **Reply #31 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 07:15:50 »

Sour cream donuts are my kryptonite.

iLLucionist · « **Reply #32 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 17:58:27 »

Does the answer "an adequate amount" suffice?

jdcarpe · « **Reply #33 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:14:30 »

I can eat all the bagels!

Onion bagels with shmear are the best.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #34 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:23:48 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:14:30

I can eat all the bagels!

Onion bagels with shmear are the best.

I remember before commerical Jam was available in China, We did Butter + granulated Sugar..

You'd butter the bagel/ bread, and then just sprinkle white sugar on top..

tp4tissue · « **Reply #35 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:42:21 »

Alrite guys..

TOUGH question..

How Many Millimeters of Cream cheese do you use per bagel ?

Tp4 prefers to load up 1cm thick worth of cream cheese per bagel all the way around..

Yea, I'm that guy who eats more cream cheese than bagel...

xtrafrood · « **Reply #36 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:45:09 »

The next bagel I eat is going to have the Nutella shmeared all over it

noisyturtle · « **Reply #37 on:** Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:54:49 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:42:21

Alrite guys..

TOUGH question..

How Many Millimeters of Cream cheese do you use per bagel ?

Tp4 prefers to load up 1cm thick worth of cream cheese per bagel all the way around..

Yea, I'm that guy who eats more cream cheese than bagel...

About a third inch thick all the way across. Or sometimes with butter, which soaks into the bread.

dante · « **Reply #38 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:15:06 »

Bagels are great for pushing out the nuts and corn.

pichu23 · « **Reply #39 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:19:06 »

Ohhh. I do love me some smoked salmon with cream cheese and chive on my bagels.
I prolly can gobble down one in the morning. lol

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #40 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:24:48 »

Quote from: pichu23 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:19:06

Ohhh. I do love me some smoked salmon with cream cheese and chive on my bagels.
I prolly can gobble down one in the morning. lol

mmmmm

throw some salted capers on there too, om nom

iLLucionist · « **Reply #41 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:03:38 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 April 2016, 18:42:21

Alrite guys..

TOUGH question..

How Many Millimeters of Cream cheese do you use per bagel ?

Tp4 prefers to load up 1cm thick worth of cream cheese per bagel all the way around..

Yea, I'm that guy who eats more cream cheese than bagel...

As high as you can stack but still get comfortable in your mouth. If the layer is so high you cannot wrap your jaws around it, it is useless.

xondat · « **Reply #42 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:31:37 »

I had 6 within about an hour once. Probably can chomp 4 for breakfast but generally 2.

sncbraxsc2 · « **Reply #43 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00 »

I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #44 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42 »

Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00

I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ?

xtrafrood · « **Reply #45 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:03:03 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42

Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00
I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ?
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Pepperjack cheese pizza bagel sounds like end game bagel to me

sncbraxsc2 · « **Reply #46 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:30:01 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42

Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00
I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ?
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The cheese isn't melty though after being baked on, just adds some nice spice, really:)

tp4tissue · « **Reply #47 on:** Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:31:54 »

Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 18:30:01

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:59:42
Quote from: sncbraxsc2 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 17:38:00
I could probably handle 3 or 4:P

My friend manages a bagel shop and has started melting pepperjack cheese over everything bagels as they bake. Its pretty good.

You mean like pizza bagel ?
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The cheese isn't melty though after being baked on, just adds some nice spice, really:)

Easy solution.. M0ar cheese... m0re wet...

pichu23 · « **Reply #48 on:** Sat, 16 April 2016, 01:41:20 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:24:48

Quote from: pichu23 on Fri, 15 April 2016, 10:19:06
Ohhh. I do love me some smoked salmon with cream cheese and chive on my bagels.
I prolly can gobble down one in the morning. lol

mmmmm

throw some salted capers on there too, om nom

lol. pretty sure I haven't tried that before.
Or maybe we don't have it here in the UK.

But a squirt of lemon with it goes really well

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Author Topic: How many Bagels can you eat.. (Read 5778 times)