The Church Of Halverson

[demik]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

I'm actually just hoping it's better than 29.8 b : 1 g

In that respect,  GH is like the Engineering dorm @ college..


At any given time,  someone was playing  warcraft 3/ dota/ smash/ cs 1.6/ starcraft/ WOW..

They had parties where even the ONLY GIRL living on that floor DID NOT attend..

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Well if it's GH attendees it'll prob be 29.8-1
If it was a normal cottage party? Good luck telling the girls to **** off.

We can maybe get Hoff to round up some girls for us @ the local bar..

And do what? Watch him score from the sidelines? Ladies can't resist the beard.

[absyrd]

I'm sure hoffs giant blood attracts all the ladies.

I'm pretty sure it is his giant something else that is doing the attracting.

[paicrai]

hey halverson how do u like my new avatar its got alpha channels and everything

[Halverson]

hey halverson how do u like my new avatar its got alpha channels and everything

On mobile, can't really tell. But looks pretty cute.


On another note.....OTTAWAAAAA! Yeeee, adventure begins! 

[paicrai]

hey halverson how do u like my new avatar its got alpha channels and everything

On mobile, can't really tell. But looks pretty cute.

still p small on desktop cuz of GH limitations, ill try to make a bigger one later

[paicrai]

spent like 4 minutes, got one slightly bigger to work

[beehatch]

spent like 4 minutes, got one slightly bigger to work

what is shoved in between her thighs?

[paicrai]

spent like 4 minutes, got one slightly bigger to work

what is shoved in between her thighs?

nothing, actually, just clothing accessory thing that looks surprisingly ****ed up when its small and you put it like that

[tp4tissue]

spent like 4 minutes, got one slightly bigger to work

gah... unrealistic female standards ...

[beehatch]

spent like 4 minutes, got one slightly bigger to work

what is shoved in between her thighs?

nothing, actually, just clothing accessory thing that looks surprisingly ****ed up when its small and you put it like that

I kinda wish it wasn't there, and it was just her ass. Makes it look a weird towel is there from her previous poop explosion or something equally weird.

[Air tree]

I wonder if I should change my avatar... It's been the same for a while now...

I need to feel accepted into the new avatar club.  )

[paicrai]

spent like 4 minutes, got one slightly bigger to work

what is shoved in between her thighs?

nothing, actually, just clothing accessory thing that looks surprisingly ****ed up when its small and you put it like that

I kinda wish it wasn't there, and it was just her ass. Makes it look a weird towel is there from her previous poop explosion or something equally weird.

i think its supposed to be for the tail but it's pulled down lol whatever
still cute

[Halverson]

Need all the cute in the church!

[paicrai]

Need all the cute in the church!

im here 4 u

[beehatch]

Who wants a hand-written message by me?

Example is Demik's new avatar.

I can write anything 

PAIPAI IM LOOKIN AT YOU

[Halverson]

Who wants a hand-written message by me?

Example is Demik's new avatar.

I can write anything 

PAIPAI IM LOOKIN AT YOU

He's a commie

[beehatch]

Boom done.

[Halverson]

Boom done.

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Now draw it in a pen15

[beehatch]

Boom done.

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Now draw it in a pen15

 dont have penis sry

[demik]

not with that attitude

[Halverson]

I meant like, a pen15 outline around it

[Halverson]

Goodbye

[demik]

<3

blaze one for the nation

[Air tree]

I'm confused, wheres Halvy going? 

[beehatch]

I'm confused, wheres Halvy going? 

your house, stay safe

[Air tree]

I'm confused, wheres Halvy going? 

your house, stay safe

I'm becoming paranoid...

[paicrai]

Who wants a hand-written message by me?

Example is Demik's new avatar.

I can write anything 

PAIPAI IM LOOKIN AT YOU

write a fanfic by hand
about halverson

[absyrd]

Who wants a hand-written message by me?

Example is Demik's new avatar.

I can write anything 

PAIPAI IM LOOKIN AT YOU

write a fanfic by hand
about halverson

Fanfic? Chances are anything you come up with, Halv has already done it.

[Halverson]

Who wants a hand-written message by me?

Example is Demik's new avatar.

I can write anything 

PAIPAI IM LOOKIN AT YOU

write a fanfic by hand
about halverson

Fanfic? Chances are anything you come up with, Halv has already done it.

We already had a big orgy??

[paicrai]

Who wants a hand-written message by me?

Example is Demik's new avatar.

I can write anything 

PAIPAI IM LOOKIN AT YOU

write a fanfic by hand
about halverson

Fanfic? Chances are anything you come up with, Halv has already done it.

not to me he hasnt ;3

[absyrd]

Who wants a hand-written message by me?

Example is Demik's new avatar.

I can write anything 

PAIPAI IM LOOKIN AT YOU

write a fanfic by hand
about halverson

Fanfic? Chances are anything you come up with, Halv has already done it.

We already had a big orgy??

Of course you wouldn't remember. We had to mentally lube you once you saw the size of Hoff's dangler.

[Halverson]

Gross

[Air tree]

I wonder what hoff thinks when he visits the church and sees all this talk about him...

[paicrai]

I wonder what hoff thinks when he visits the church and sees all this talk about him...

hell yeah!!

[Halverson]

I wonder what hoff thinks when he visits the church and sees all this talk about him...

Church of Hofferson

[HoffmanMyster]

Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

This would sound fun if it were true 

(clearly the second part of your description)

If it were true??

I wonder what hoff thinks when he visits the church and sees all this talk about him...

       

[tp4tissue]

Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

This would sound fun if it were true 

(clearly the second part of your description)

If it were true??

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I wonder what hoff thinks when he visits the church and sees all this talk about him...

 :-X   ;)   :-*

I heard they invented Large bags, and Boxes to prevent exactly such incidents.

[beehatch]

Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

This would sound fun if it were true 

(clearly the second part of your description)

If it were true??

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Well that looks delicious. This better be real damn it!

[HoffmanMyster]

I heard they invented Large bags, and Boxes to prevent exactly such incidents.

What gave you the impression I'm interested in preventing this scenario?

Well that looks delicious. This better be real damn it!

Why don't you believe me or my photographic proof??

[beehatch]

I heard they invented Large bags, and Boxes to prevent exactly such incidents.

What gave you the impression I'm interested in preventing this scenario?

Well that looks delicious. This better be real damn it!

Why don't you believe me or my photographic proof??

All I see is a dude with a ton of chips! I don't see a cabin! Nor do I know if the chip monster is you!

Gah!

[HoffmanMyster]

I heard they invented Large bags, and Boxes to prevent exactly such incidents.

What gave you the impression I'm interested in preventing this scenario?

Well that looks delicious. This better be real damn it!

Why don't you believe me or my photographic proof??

All I see is a dude with a ton of chips! I don't see a cabin! Nor do I know if the chip monster is you!

Gah!

It's me.  :-/ 

It's in cabin.  :-/

[demik]

Why can't I hold all these chips?!?!

[beehatch]

I heard they invented Large bags, and Boxes to prevent exactly such incidents.

What gave you the impression I'm interested in preventing this scenario?

Well that looks delicious. This better be real damn it!

Why don't you believe me or my photographic proof??

All I see is a dude with a ton of chips! I don't see a cabin! Nor do I know if the chip monster is you!

Gah!

It's me.  :-/ 

It's in cabin.  :-/

Fine! I believe you finally lol 

[CPTBadAss]

So many cracks in the foundation of Hoffbee. I pray to Girlshark for strength for them to endure these hard times.

[paicrai]

Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

This would sound fun if it were true 

(clearly the second part of your description)

If it were true??

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Well that looks delicious. This better be real damn it!

dude hoff is the realest
OH YOU MEAN THE SNACKS
THE CHIPS SNACKS NOT THE HOFF
DAMNIT

[beehatch]

So many cracks in the foundation of Hoffbee. I pray to Girlshark for strength for them to endure these hard times.

I'm going to make sure you're the first to be absorbed.

[CPTBadAss]

So many cracks in the foundation of Hoffbee. I pray to Girlshark for strength for them to endure these hard times.

I'm going to make sure you're the first to be absorbed.

I do not provide stability nor strength to relationships Hoffbee...or Hooufhatch. Only a yearning for ice cream. And like 2 inches of height max since I'm short.

[Air tree]

I'm probably the shortest and smallest here. I'm fully safe from absorption.

5"5, *****es and 110 pounds. I'm pretty hot. I know.

[HoffmanMyster]

So many cracks in the foundation of Hoffbee. I pray to Girlshark for strength for them to endure these hard times.

 

Rough times, dude.

[abswyfe]

Hatchmyster?

Lets make it happen

How do we get you two together?