Tp4 and the Outdoors

[microsoft windows]

You can use Windows 98 outdoors.

[Hundrakia]

Deleted.

[iri]

It's common conception! But I'm more than willing to learn more about why that is or is not correct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

- iri, educating everyone on everything since 1985.

[Hundrakia]

It's common conception! But I'm more than willing to learn more about why that is or is not correct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

- iri, educating everyone on everything since 1985.

There we are, learning information normally reserved for studious bug lovers. That's what this thread is really about.

[C5Allroad]

If you're talking about the male mosquitoes, they don't bite.

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If I'm killing something, I will not look at it and make sure... It will die lol...

[tp4tissue]

If you're talking about the male mosquitoes, they don't bite.

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If I'm killing something, I will not look at it and make sure... It will die lol...

well.. even if it's a male you should kill it.. so that it won't fertilize the eggs the females lay..

I don't actually know if that's how mosquitos do it.. so yea.. assumption' ing..   

[C5Allroad]

Only thing I will save, are lizards.... From my cat...

[tp4tissue]

Only thing I will save, are lizards.... From my cat...

pretty sure they can eat them..

[C5Allroad]

Little lizards. I feel bad.
My cats kills em and I feel bad lol... So I catch them and put em in trees and such.

[tp4tissue]

Little lizards. I feel bad.
My cats kills em and I feel bad lol... So I catch them and put em in trees and such.

but how do you know the lizards arn't voicing their dissatisfaction ...

"hey buddy,  I just spent 9 hours crawling into this damn building,  and you put me back where i started, watching you on that damn tree.."

[C5Allroad]

House...
I have my doors open sometimes and I guess they just walk in.

[noisyturtle]

IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends 

[Lurch]

IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends 

Ace advice! Yogi and I are great pals.

[tp4tissue]

IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends 

Ace advice! Yogi and I are great pals.

Bear : Dog
Lion : Cat


yes/no ??

[paicrai]

IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends 

Ace advice! Yogi and I are great pals.

Bear : Dog
Lion : Cat


yes/no ??

bear bear

[Hundrakia]

Bear: wolverine

[noisyturtle]

If wolverines were the size of bears, that would be truly terrifying. The only reason I am OK with wolverines and honey badgers being so extremely aggressive is because they be so cute and tiny and fuzzy. While they may bite my testicles clean off (that's what honey badgers really do when threatened) but at least I would live. And hey, free vasectomy!


What were we talking about?

[paicrai]

BEAR : BEAR. BEAR : WINDOWSILL? BEAR : MOP?

[rowdy]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

[tp4tissue]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....


I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

[C5Allroad]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

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I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

[rowdy]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

[C5Allroad]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

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I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

Whenever I go to practice, those are my friends...  :p

[tp4tissue]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

[C5Allroad]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

[minho]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

[C5Allroad]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

You guys and your puns...

[noisyturtle]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly

[C5Allroad]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly

I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

[tp4tissue]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly

I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision atg strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.

[C5Allroad]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly

I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision ats strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.

Same way pigeon's have the precision to drop a load on my car?

[noisyturtle]

You don't wanna **** with those birds of prey 

[tp4tissue]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly

I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision ats strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.

Same way pigeon's have the precision to drop a load on my car?

what have you done to anger the pigeon-gods..

[C5Allroad]

Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....

Show Image

I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.

You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.

You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly

I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision ats strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.

Same way pigeon's have the precision to drop a load on my car?

what have you done to anger the pigeon-gods..

Washed my car...
Go inside for lunch. And come back to bird crap on my fender lol.