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Dude! You are clearly ready for
anything, assuming it involves analog design of some kind.
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Typing on a cloud of ... ?
Tits. A cloud of tits.
Well ideally, You would pour it into an ice cube tray.. and put it in the freezer... Then when you're ready to consume it again.. Put some cold milk into the vitamix along with the left over milkshake cubes, and blend it back up... Yabbita yabbita yabbita
Hey, I have a great idea—let's
all post in 18-point teal! Why the hell not?
Well, lots of reasons, actually:
- It'd make everyone do a bunch of unnecessary scrolling (scrolling, scrolling...), which isn't considerate.
- It'd looks like we had such little confidence in the content of our writing, we were worried people wouldn't read it unless we included some kind of novelty element—and juggling, burping out pop tunes, or wearing funny animal head masks wouldn't suffice because people couldn't, you know, see us, because it was, like, a message forum.
- It'd be, you know, teal.
- It'd look like we were jumping up and down and saying "Hey, look at ME ME ME!!" because we hadn't gotten enough attention as kids.
- It'd be the kind of thing someone would do who was in their 30s and didn't have a job and was living in their parents's basement suite and sat around all day eating Cheetos and didn't have anything better to do than add goofy text styling to their forum posts.
That said, I'd defend to the death your right to post in whatever font size and color you wished. And I reckon that if we ever met, I'd unhesitatingly clasp you to my bosom in a warm gesture of keebly fraternity.
Because I actually
like most of what you write. And even if I didn't, that shouldn't matter, because it's
your writing. But I do anyway.
I just wish you wouldn't make it so distractingly big and, well, teal. You don't
have to. I'm just saying: It's never too late to shed the clown costume and join us in Matureland, should that notion ever meander across the ol' cerebrum.
[re breasts] Aren't they all the same shape, just different sizes?
Why Rowdy, I thought you were more experienced. But then, with keeb peeps—even the more legendary ones like you—one can never assume any degree of in-the-flesh social mileage. And why? Because
we have keebs, and they're so cool, they make us feel less compelled to do stuff like date and marry and reproduce and have ranch houses and SUVs and so on. (After all, we have keebs.) Yes, this may make us less knowledgeable in such areas as boobology, but I'm sure you'll agree, it's a small price to pay, especially if the boobs are small. Also, I've had a cocktail.