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//Eat the whole bag
« on: Wed, 21 March 2018, 17:12:53 »
// Tp4  can NOT handle bags of candy, at arms length. !!


Anyone else have this problem ?

Same with twinkies.. Zomg, could eat a whole crate..



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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 21 March 2018, 17:22:56 »
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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 21 March 2018, 17:53:11 »
I have eaten an entire box of samoas before.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 21 March 2018, 18:37:36 »
I'm no psychologist, but I understand that in many cases, people who compulsively eat large amounts of food—especially sugary stuff—feel they're inadequately appreciated and/or loved. The food provides an immediate feeling of physical contact and pleasure, and the increased blood flow to the digestive tract has a calming effect.

Unfortunately, you turn into the Goodyear Blimp, and are eventually found dead among one or more pieces of collapsed furniture.
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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 21 March 2018, 18:56:58 »
I'm no psychologist, but I understand that in many cases, people who compulsively eat large amounts of food—especially sugary stuff—feel they're inadequately appreciated and/or loved. The food provides an immediate feeling of physical contact and pleasure, and the increased blood flow to the digestive tract has a calming effect.

Unfortunately, you turn into the Goodyear Blimp, and are eventually found dead among one or more pieces of collapsed furniture.


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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 21 March 2018, 19:02:17 »
// Tp4  can NOT handle bags of candy, at arms length. !!


Anyone else have this problem ?

Same with twinkies.. Zomg, could eat a whole crate..


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I have eaten an entire box of samoas before.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 21 March 2018, 19:48:30 »
I'd agree that you have an eating problem if you can much through a bag of liquorice, otherwise you're just saying you like the taste of confectionery more than they make you feel bad.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 09:18:33 »
Ate a whole bag of peanut brittles just now..

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 09:23:53 »
Not sure why it's the case but I tend to overeat food if it's free. I'm assuming my corrupted thoughts think that I can conserve resources by eating free food now and not eating expensive food later. But it tends to be the case that I eat both. I also ate a lot growing up but fortunately playing three sports most of my life kept me from turning into a blimp.
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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 10:12:13 »
Not sure why it's the case but I tend to overeat food if it's free. I'm assuming my corrupted thoughts think that I can conserve resources by eating free food now and not eating expensive food later. But it tends to be the case that I eat both. I also ate a lot growing up but fortunately playing three sports most of my life kept me from turning into a blimp.

Oh man,  Wurk meetings are da-bomb,  because of all the free food..  meatball subs, pizzza,  tuna sub, roast beef sub, BLT subs, italian,  thai days, they even had the spring rolls..

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 10:29:16 »
yes tp4, a bag of hard candy jolly ranchers are the death of my teeth. cannot stop one that first one is unwrapped

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 10:36:53 »
yes tp4, a bag of hard candy jolly ranchers are the death of my teeth. cannot stop one that first one is unwrapped

Watermelon vs Green-apple

 ??



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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 10:38:21 »
yes tp4, a bag of hard candy jolly ranchers are the death of my teeth. cannot stop one that first one is unwrapped

Watermelon vs Green-apple

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Watermelon, but i like cherry the best, something about that cherry just does the trick.


Green apple is a good pallet cleanser but is a little to... sour?


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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 10:42:21 »
yes tp4, a bag of hard candy jolly ranchers are the death of my teeth. cannot stop one that first one is unwrapped

Watermelon vs Green-apple

 ??





Watermelon, but i like cherry the best, something about that cherry just does the trick.


Green apple is a good pallet cleanser but is a little to... sour?



I read somewhere that warheads and greenapple jolly ranchers quite efficiently melted teeth..

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 10:56:24 »
If something tasty is right in front of me, I can't not take something out of it now and then.
The trick is to pour some of the bag into a smaller bowl and put the bag away.

Oh man,  Wurk meetings are da-bomb,  because of all the free food..  meatball subs, pizzza,  tuna sub, roast beef sub, BLT subs, italian,  thai days, they even had the spring rolls..
You don't have food at a work meeting! That's disgusting.
Besides, meal breaks are for breaks — breaks are essential for well being and good work performance.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 11:00:56 »
If something tasty is right in front of me, I can't not take something out of it now and then.
The trick is to pour some of the bag into a smaller bowl and put the bag away.

Oh man,  Wurk meetings are da-bomb,  because of all the free food..  meatball subs, pizzza,  tuna sub, roast beef sub, BLT subs, italian,  thai days, they even had the spring rolls..
You don't have food at a work meeting! That's disgusting.
Besides, meal breaks are for breaks — breaks are essential for well being and good work performance.

??  They always have them after meetings, never during..

But going to meetings means you get the free food..  because you can't show up for the sandwiches if you weren't seen at the meeting..

Although a few times.. Tp4 ninja-ed a couple of sandwiches..  nothing to see here..


 

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 11:11:09 »
I've been eating bags of pork rinds.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 11:34:16 »
I've been eating bags of pork rinds.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 11:38:19 »
green apple is disgusting, changing from lime to ga completely ruined Skittles for me

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 12:12:50 »
green apple is disgusting, changing from lime to ga completely ruined Skittles for me

I guess it's been a few years since I've ate skittles, had no idea they changed flavours.
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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 13:47:20 »
green apple is disgusting, changing from lime to ga completely ruined Skittles for me

I guess it's been a few years since I've ate skittles, had no idea they changed flavours.

Skittles imho were always just alrite... never spectacular like choco truffles..

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 14:16:05 »
Same. I'm dropping weight but decided two nights ago to eat an entire pizza, bag of cheddar popcorn, gummy sharks & gummy worms. In a sitting.

I have low will power so I just completely ignore the junk food/candy aisle in the grocery store.

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« Reply #22 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 14:53:47 »
Same. I'm dropping weight but decided two nights ago to eat an entire pizza, bag of cheddar popcorn, gummy sharks & gummy worms. In a sitting.

I have low will power so I just completely ignore the junk food/candy aisle in the grocery store.

that reminds me of the time i bought a bulk bag of haribo bears at walmart to save money....

ate them all at once.  :rolleyes:

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 15:02:44 »
Same. I'm dropping weight but decided two nights ago to eat an entire pizza, bag of cheddar popcorn, gummy sharks & gummy worms. In a sitting.

I have low will power so I just completely ignore the junk food/candy aisle in the grocery store.

that reminds me of the time i bought a bulk bag of haribo bears at walmart to save money....

ate them all at once.  :rolleyes:

And MAX-constipated for the rest of the week ?

hahahahahahaha

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« Reply #24 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 15:04:41 »
Same. I'm dropping weight but decided two nights ago to eat an entire pizza, bag of cheddar popcorn, gummy sharks & gummy worms. In a sitting.

I have low will power so I just completely ignore the junk food/candy aisle in the grocery store.

that reminds me of the time i bought a bulk bag of haribo bears at walmart to save money....

ate them all at once.  :rolleyes:

And MAX-constipated for the rest of the week ?

hahahahahahaha


I almost never have that problem and certainly didn't after my big ol' gummy meal (Fiery poop).

Same. I'm dropping weight but decided two nights ago to eat an entire pizza, bag of cheddar popcorn, gummy sharks & gummy worms. In a sitting.

I have low will power so I just completely ignore the junk food/candy aisle in the grocery store.

that reminds me of the time i bought a bulk bag of haribo bears at walmart to save money....

ate them all at once.  :rolleyes:
LOOOOL, we should hang out.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #25 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 15:06:09 »

I almost never have that problem and certainly didn't after my big ol' gummy meal (Fiery poop).



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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 15:07:02 »
Same. I'm dropping weight but decided two nights ago to eat an entire pizza, bag of cheddar popcorn, gummy sharks & gummy worms. In a sitting.

I have low will power so I just completely ignore the junk food/candy aisle in the grocery store.

that reminds me of the time i bought a bulk bag of haribo bears at walmart to save money....

ate them all at once.  :rolleyes:

And MAX-constipated for the rest of the week ?

hahahahahahaha


I almost never have that problem and certainly didn't after my big ol' gummy meal (Fiery poop).

Same. I'm dropping weight but decided two nights ago to eat an entire pizza, bag of cheddar popcorn, gummy sharks & gummy worms. In a sitting.

I have low will power so I just completely ignore the junk food/candy aisle in the grocery store.

that reminds me of the time i bought a bulk bag of haribo bears at walmart to save money....

ate them all at once.  :rolleyes:
LOOOOL, we should hang out.

you know its funny, i cant remember if it did or not... have heard they can plug you right up tho lol.. must be my piss poor diet to begin with....

drewba: you bring the pizza ill cover the "desserts"

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 15:09:41 »


you know its funny, i cant remember if it did or not... have heard they can plug you right up tho lol.. must be my piss poor diet to begin with....

drewba: you bring the pizza ill cover the "desserts"


I've always hurd the haribos goes in like -Cement-.. and you end up pushing some tough stuff..

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you know its funny, i cant remember if it did or not... have heard they can plug you right up tho lol.. must be my piss poor diet to begin with....

drewba: you bring the pizza ill cover the "desserts"


I've always hurd the haribos goes in like -Cement-.. and you end up pushing some tough stuff..


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« Reply #29 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 17:19:41 »
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« Reply #31 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:15:03 »
I have a craving for a whole bag of something chocolatey, hold me close TP dancer

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« Reply #32 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:22:15 »
I gave into temptation and am going to get some delicious ramen and tacos and I dare say am about to be a better man for it.
(yes, there's a ramen and taco place, all your dreams can come true)

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #33 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:34:32 »
I have a craving for a whole bag of something chocolatey, hold me close TP dancer

Kitkats.. !!

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« Reply #34 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:36:04 »
I have a craving for a whole bag of something chocolatey, hold me close TP dancer

Kitkats.. !!

One of my favorite chocolate bars and I pretty much love every kind.

I have tried many varieties and still can’t beat original or original chunky. Also, I’m in Canada sooooo the chocolate is better than you USA folks ;)

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #35 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:36:12 »
I gave into temptation and am going to get some delicious ramen and tacos and I dare say am about to be a better man for it.
(yes, there's a ramen and taco place, all your dreams can come true)

Sigh.. well...  You have the information..  You just need that -cardiac event- to motivate you ..hahahaha


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« Reply #36 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:36:27 »
I gave into temptation and am going to get some delicious ramen and tacos and I dare say am about to be a better man for it.
(yes, there's a ramen and taco place, all your dreams can come true)

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #37 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:37:51 »
I have a craving for a whole bag of something chocolatey, hold me close TP dancer

Kitkats.. !!

One of my favorite chocolate bars and I pretty much love every kind.

I have tried many varieties and still can’t beat original or original chunky. Also, I’m in Canada sooooo the chocolate is better than you USA folks ;)

For me, I used to combo kitkat and reeses pieces together..

So you break a kitkat in your mouth, and then take another spoonful of reeses pieces.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #38 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:38:57 »
I have a craving for a whole bag of something chocolatey, hold me close TP dancer

Kitkats.. !!

One of my favorite chocolate bars and I pretty much love every kind.

I have tried many varieties and still can’t beat original or original chunky. Also, I’m in Canada sooooo the chocolate is better than you USA folks ;)

For me, I used to combo kitkat and reeses pieces together..

So you break a kitkat in your mouth, and then take another spoonful of reeses pieces.


Maybe I’ll warm up the top of a KitKat, then stick on a layer of pieces, let it cool/harden. Then eat in one bite.

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #39 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:40:07 »
I have a craving for a whole bag of something chocolatey, hold me close TP dancer

Kitkats.. !!

One of my favorite chocolate bars and I pretty much love every kind.

I have tried many varieties and still can’t beat original or original chunky. Also, I’m in Canada sooooo the chocolate is better than you USA folks ;)

For me, I used to combo kitkat and reeses pieces together..

So you break a kitkat in your mouth, and then take another spoonful of reeses pieces.


Maybe I’ll warm up the top of a KitKat, then stick on a layer of pieces, let it cool/harden. Then eat in one bite.

+ Peanut brittle and Pork Rind for m0ar crunch.. !!

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #40 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:41:00 »
I have a craving for a whole bag of something chocolatey, hold me close TP dancer

Kitkats.. !!

One of my favorite chocolate bars and I pretty much love every kind.

I have tried many varieties and still can’t beat original or original chunky. Also, I’m in Canada sooooo the chocolate is better than you USA folks ;)

For me, I used to combo kitkat and reeses pieces together..

So you break a kitkat in your mouth, and then take another spoonful of reeses pieces.


Maybe I’ll warm up the top of a KitKat, then stick on a layer of pieces, let it cool/harden. Then eat in one bite.

+ Peanut brittle and Pork Rind for m0ar crunch.. !!

So cruncy

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Re: //Eat the whole bag
« Reply #41 on: Fri, 23 March 2018, 20:43:03 »
I used to wish I had lots of money..

Now I just wish I was Ignorant ..  so I can eat dat Popeyes fried chicken ... !!

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« Reply #42 on: Sat, 24 March 2018, 21:00:07 »
That's called addiction. So sorry for you.
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