Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?

[dante]

What say you?  For physicals and especially hernia type situations would you stick with the same team or venture forth?

[Belfong]

More comfortable with venturing forth... ha ha ha...

[noisyturtle]

I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

[demik]

I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

[noisyturtle]

I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

[Zombly]

I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

[noisyturtle]

I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

[compgeke]

I have and didn't bother me any. No, I didn't get a boner either, had to get shots so I tripping balls over that thought...I ****ing hate needles.

[dustinhxc]

My doctor is a woman. 

[demik]

I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

maybe he wants to paint a mental picture of your boner

[digi]

I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

maybe he wants to paint a mental picture of your boner

lmao

[Latin00032]

I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

[demik]

it's not sexual assault unless she cupped your balls

[tjcaustin]

it's not sexual assault unless she cupped your balls

Or if she said surprise first.

[demik]

no the surprise was the numbing agent only lasted long enough for the way in not out

[C5Allroad]

I have a female doctor. Just not very attractive... Now, if she was hot... I would go more often...

[SpAmRaY]

My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

[digi]

My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

quick to bend over, what kind of kinky stuff are you into ray?

[SpAmRaY]

My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

quick to bend over, what kind of kinky stuff are you into ray?

i was just trying to get mentally prepared for what might happen 

[Wildcard]

If it makes you feel any better, when you turn your head and cough, you can say  "cou..awkward..gh"

[Novus]

Never had my balls cupped.
Now I know I'm definitely gonna get a boner when this happens.

More

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[rowdy]

Is she blonde or brunette?

Also might depend on where (or how far up) the hand is going - women generally have smaller hands.

[noisyturtle]

Is she blonde or brunette?

women generally have smaller hands.

and gerbils have even smaller hands 

[iri]

i love it when women touch my genitals. what is the question, really?

[Novus]

This is actually a viral marketing campaign which doubles as a casting call for the new upcoming porno titled "Realforce  - good feeling of oneness with doctor cups your balls" directed by Demik. This will shot in Kabukicho.

[mauri]

Having a male doctor fiddle with your junk is waaay more awkward than a female doc.

[rowdy]

Might also depend on whether your other half is in the room at the same time.

Now THAT would be awkward, especially if you got over-excited

[iri]

Might also depend on whether your other half is in the room at the same time.

usually my both halves are present.

[Findecanor]

I've had my junk touched by a female nurse. Does that count?

[Belfong]

Why call it a junk? It's a beautiful thing!

[hudson0804]

My doctor is female.  She is also quite attractive.

Every time I see her I try and find a way/excuse for her to need to touch my junk.

I'm having to get quite inventive  

But to answer OP.  I don't mind really. 

Not sure whether i'd like to have a female nurse/doctor to check my butt hole mind. 

[Lanx]

no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

[iri]

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

i've heard that butthole checks are quite fashionable this spring.

but in my opinion, nothing complements september better than the good old butthole checking.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

I hear 45-50 is the norm.  Unless you have any sort of gastrointestinal disorder, in which case get it done earlier.

P.S. Colonoscopys are NOT a very pleasing experience... the prep in particular.




And to answer the OP:



That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

[hwood34]

As a teenage male, there's a whole lotta female touching going on.

All by doctors...

[demik]

Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

[HPE1000]

Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

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[hwood34]

Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

[vivalarevolución]

Any time that attractive young nurse steps in the room to check my blood pressure, I will let her check whatever else she wants.  I just wonder about consequences if I make the first move when she is clearly bored and flirting with me.

Doctors, on the other hand,  I prefer a male doctor fondling with my junk.

[tjcaustin]

Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

The same person that calls a penis and testes junk?  Or maybe the same person that looks to us anonymous dorks on the internet for advice about what sex the person examining sex organs should be?

[Puddsy]

I don't care. She's probably had patients get boners all the time, it's really not a big deal unless you make it one.

Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

me sometimes

[IPT]

my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.

[iri]

us anonymous dorks on the internet

hey, speak for yourself! i'm a sweetie!

[demik]

my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.

What does your drug habit have to do with who grabs my penis?

[IPT]

my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.

What does your drug habit have to do with who grabs my penis?

i have an HMO, so i gotta use PCP =)

[Beca]

no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

I hear 45-50 is the norm.  Unless you have any sort of gastrointestinal disorder, in which case get it done earlier.

P.S. Colonoscopys are NOT a very pleasing experience... the prep in particular.




And to answer the OP:

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

Prep is just ****ting the entire contents of your intestines out right? My teacher once gave a thorough explanation of her experience with colonoscopies...

[iri]

My teacher once gave a thorough explanation of her experience with colonoscopies...

hope that was fun and enriching for you.

[lightsout714]

This thread has so much win. Lmao

[dante]

Well - going to see the first female doctor/specialist in over 30 years next week (I'm a dinosaur).  I feel like I should be polite and trim down there...

[epzy]

My doctor is female.  She is also quite attractive.

Every time I see her I try and find a way/excuse for her to need to touch my junk.

I'm having to get quite inventive  

But to answer OP.  I don't mind really. 

Not sure whether i'd like to have a female nurse/doctor to check my butt hole mind.

Lol.

[jakkdl]

I've had both - and a knife as well.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?

[jakkdl]

I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?

I've had surgery But now it's good!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?

I've had surgery But now it's good!

Gotcha. Been there before too...

[esoomenona]

WHAT!? No way, bro. No woman will ever touch my peepee before I'm married. Only men for me. Yes, sir.

[hashbaz]

Well - going to see the first female doctor/specialist in over 30 years next week (I'm a dinosaur).  I feel like I should be polite and trim down there...

Seriously?  She's seen worse.  Don't stress about it.  Just be yourself.

[mauri]

I've had both - and a knife as well.

Huh?

I've had surgery But now it's good!

Gotcha. Been there before too...

Ditto

[Zombly]

This thread excites me, terrifies me, and amuses me at the same time, only terrified about reading the stuff going into the pee hole.

[Wildcard]

WHAT!? No way, bro. No woman will ever touch my peepee before I'm married. Only men for me. Yes, sir.

Just remember, you said it

[noisyturtle]

And to answer the OP:

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

[demik]

And to answer the OP:

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

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yoda was a freak.

SO SAY WE ALL

[noisyturtle]

And to answer the OP:

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...

(Attachment Link)

yoda was a freak.

SO SAY WE ALL

That Dagobah trim is some foul ass ****. He's probably riddled with those swamp std's.

[tp4tissue]

I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

Urethra...

[tp4tissue]

This thread excites me, terrifies me, and amuses me at the same time, only terrified about reading the stuff going into the pee hole.

it's only scary if you say pee hole..   if you say urethra.. it's not scary.

[physicsmajor]

Physicians are trained professionals and are examining you in a dispassionate manner.

If anyone is uncomfortable in the room, it's the patient (and the patient is often uncomfortable). But this is needless in 99.9999% of cases. I recommend getting over it.

[Novus]

Physicians are trained professionals and are examining you in a dispassionate manner.

If anyone is uncomfortable in the room, it's the patient (and the patient is often uncomfortable). But this is needless in 99.9999% of cases. I recommend getting over it.

[bexleycorona]

I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

How old were you?

Sometimes they will have a chaperone.

[ninjadoc]

I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?

[Novus]

Would you allow the doctor to touch your junk?

[paicrai]

yes

[noisyturtle]

I have a regular check up next week, and the receptionist asked if I've ever had my prostate checked. 

Not gonna happen. I'm like 99.999% sure I'm going to tell the doc to **** off (in not so many words)

[fohat.digs]

Bend over - one finger or two ?

Worst prostrate exam I ever had was from a woman.

[Melvang]

When I went and has my vasectomy done the nurse for the procedure was a good friend of mine's step mom.  I had only met her one other time before that.

[hwood34]

I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?

fist

[ninjadoc]

I have a chaperone


Bend over - one finger or two ?

fist

Hahaha - I don't think so. I wear a size 8 surgical glove or XL gloves and they still sometimes tear from the width of my hand! 

[ninjadoc]

Bend over - one finger or two ?

Worst prostrate exam I ever had was from a woman.

Worse I ever had was from a Colonel in the Army whose hands were bigger than mine. I thought he was trying to touch my tonsils from below!

[iri]

my hands are size 9, but i'm gentle.