Beard Therapy

[Joey Quinn]

My current beard status: not good

[tp4tissue]

Tp4 can't even really grow one..

[noisyturtle]

They are pretty great. Like comfort blankets for your face.

Whenever I shave bare I feel naked and exposed. It just aint right I tells ya!

[Halverson]

Beards are cool

[Frenir]

I hope that, one day, I'll have at least a semi-glorious beard. Only time will tell.

[SpAmRaY]

I hope that, one day, I'll have at least a semi-glorious beard. Only time will tell.

I may not have gotten any bingecaps but I have a manly beard.

[Frenir]

I hope that, one day, I'll have at least a semi-glorious beard. Only time will tell.

I may not have gotten any bingecaps but I have a manly beard.

Not that I care or anything, b-baka. (⊙︿⊙✿)

[SpAmRaY]

I hope that, one day, I'll have at least a semi-glorious beard. Only time will tell.

I may not have gotten any bingecaps but I have a manly beard.

Not that I care or anything, b-baka. (⊙︿⊙✿)

And I just grilled food over fire, now my beard smells awesome.  )

[Joey Quinn]

Basically my goal

[ghostjuggernaut]

I was thinking of starting a "Show us your beards" thread yesterday. Good on ya.

[Melvang]

I told the wife I was thinking of growing a full beard.  I got "the look".  I keep a goatee because I look like a 12 year old clean shaven.

[nubbinator]

I was thinking of starting a "Show us your beards" thread yesterday. Good on ya.

There's one already for those with glorious beards.

[katushkin]

I think my beard looked good at my friend's wedding last summer. My gf hated it and I ended trimming it right down just before christmas because I couldn't stand the criticism.

Now I'm growing it again as IDGAF. I shall have a beard for summer. Haven't had a wet shave in almost 2 years now 

[ghostjuggernaut]

I was thinking of starting a "Show us your beards" thread yesterday. Good on ya.

There's one already for those with glorious beards.

Nice. Thanks for the info.

[animal]

Haven't had a shave since 2009. Not really a beard, I trim every week or so... Unless i get too lazy
And yeah, after a shave you do feel kinda naked.

[Air tree]

15> Can't grow a beard.

[baldgye]

If this is going to be a 'therapy' thread shouldn't it capture the same feels as the bro and clack therapy threads? I.e. A place for those without beards (like me) to complain about not having one???


I'll go first.
I can't grow a beard, my facial hair dosn't grown very evenly and when I gets to about half an inch becomes hella itchy.

[rowdy]

Does therapy include if your beard grows too quickly and you have to keep trimming it?

[FreeCopy]

If this is going to be a 'therapy' thread shouldn't it capture the same feels as the bro and clack therapy threads? I.e. A place for those without beards (like me) to complain about not having one???


I'll go first.
I can't grow a beard, my facial hair doesn't grown very evenly and when I gets to about half an inch becomes hella itchy.

It would take me over a month to grow half an inch. In fact in a month I barely get about a quarter inch. After only 2 weeks the itchiness becomes unbearable. Only positive side for me is people generally seem to take me more seriously clean shaven.

[JaccoW]

I can't grow a beard, my facial hair dosn't grown very evenly and when I gets to about half an inch becomes hella itchy.

Everyone has that. Once you pass that stage and keep going it will disappear. Give it a month or so.
Combing, special oil or just shampooing help a lot.

[baldgye]

I can't grow a beard, my facial hair dosn't grown very evenly and when I gets to about half an inch becomes hella itchy.

Everyone has that. Once you pass that stage and keep going it will disappear. Give it a month or so.
Combing, special oil or just shampooing help a lot.

Yeah, idk it just kinda looks a mess and seems like a lot of trouble... I think my biggest problem with growing my facial hair though is managing the tache' ...it just feels all kinds of wrong haha

[JaccoW]

I can't grow a beard, my facial hair dosn't grown very evenly and when I gets to about half an inch becomes hella itchy.

Everyone has that. Once you pass that stage and keep going it will disappear. Give it a month or so.
Combing, special oil or just shampooing help a lot.

Yeah, idk it just kinda looks a mess and seems like a lot of trouble... I think my biggest problem with growing my facial hair though is managing the tache' ...it just feels all kinds of wrong haha

I used Movember a few years ago to grow it out but it took me almost two years on my own to learn how to trim and treat it properly.
As my beard has very compact curls I look like a hobo if I don't at least trim the rogue hairs from time to time but there is a lot you can get away with if you just make sure you trim the edges. ;P

[drewba]

My current beard status: not good

How far along are you?

[Joey Quinn]

My current beard status: not good

How far along are you?

Not too far only about 2 weeks.

[drewba]

My current beard status: not good

How far along are you?

Not too far only about 2 weeks.

Hang in there! At least you aren't Michael Cera with a cop stache

[nubbinator]

My current beard status: not good

How far along are you?

Not too far only about 2 weeks.

Hang in there! At least you aren't Michael Cera with a cop stache

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That's not a cop stache, it's but full enough.  That's a full on molestache.

[drewba]

My current beard status: not good

How far along are you?

Not too far only about 2 weeks.

Hang in there! At least you aren't Michael Cera with a cop stache

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That's not a cop stache, it's but full enough.  That's a full on molestache.

I'm thinking to myself, what's a mole-stache?

Ohhhhhhh  molest-ache

[baldgye]

I can't grow a beard, my facial hair dosn't grown very evenly and when I gets to about half an inch becomes hella itchy.

Everyone has that. Once you pass that stage and keep going it will disappear. Give it a month or so.
Combing, special oil or just shampooing help a lot.

Yeah, idk it just kinda looks a mess and seems like a lot of trouble... I think my biggest problem with growing my facial hair though is managing the tache' ...it just feels all kinds of wrong haha

I used Movember a few years ago to grow it out but it took me almost two years on my own to learn how to trim and treat it properly.
As my beard has very compact curls I look like a hobo if I don't at least trim the rogue hairs from time to time but there is a lot you can get away with if you just make sure you trim the edges. ;P

Lol! Pretty sure tho my gf would leave me if I had a beard for 2 years haha

[Joey Quinn]

Mine's starting to look better.

[HoffmanMyster]

This thread is not relevant to my interests.

[Joey Quinn]

This thread is not relevant to my interests.

Yeah based on that snap from a few days ago you don't need any beard therapy.

[paicrai]

This thread is not relevant to my interests.

Yeah based on that snap from a few days ago you don't need any beard therapy.

h o t

[clacktalk]

This thread is not relevant to my interests.

Yeah based on that snap from a few days ago you don't need any beard therapy.

hoffman if u have a snapchat and ur not snapping @ me, then i'm genuinely hurt

[SpAmRaY]

For all you beard loving weirdos.

[bueller]

From work today, needs a trim!

[paicrai]

This thread is not relevant to my interests.

Yeah based on that snap from a few days ago you don't need any beard therapy.

hoffman if u have a snapchat and ur not snapping @ me, then i'm genuinely hurt

u just keep sending me nudes and everything will be fine

[Touch_It]

Thank god I can grow a beard, otherwise idk if I would want to live, lol.

[SpAmRaY]

Thank god I can grow a beard, otherwise idk if I would want to live, lol.

This guy gets it.

[HoffmanMyster]

This thread is not relevant to my interests.

Yeah based on that snap from a few days ago you don't need any beard therapy.

hoffman if u have a snapchat and ur not snapping @ me, then i'm genuinely hurt

Bro.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=66484.0

[Touch_It]

Thank god I can grow a beard, otherwise idk if I would want to live, lol.

This guy gets it.

here is an old pic of me.  Probably 9 months old but had my epic beard going.  It is shorter and stylized more now.

Thank god I can grow a beard, otherwise idk if I would want to live, lol.

This guy gets it.

here is an old pic of me.  Probably 9 months old but had my epic beard going.  It is shorter and stylized more now.

[Michael]

Wish I had a beard as manly as Hoff. Checking in for therapy 

[rowdy]

This thread is not relevant to my interests.

Your avatar does not have a beard.

Technically mine does not even have a lower jaw!

[drewba]

I think I'm in an abusive relationship. I haven't shaved my beard off in three years and my girlfriend really wants me to. I'm entertaining the idea but know I'll just immediately start growing it again. Please help.

[paicrai]

Wish I had a beard as manly as Hoff.

who doesnt want that

[C5Allroad]

I was thinking of starting a "Show us your beards" thread yesterday. Good on ya.

We have a thread like that. Hoff was having a ball of a time.

[Glissant]

Beard and hair have now been cut a lot shorter. *sob*

[paicrai]

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Beard and hair is now both short. *sob*

glissbro confirmed najs :D

[HoffmanMyster]

You guys give me too much credit, but thank you.   

I know nubs and spamray definitely also have great beards, and quite a few others do too. 

[ghostjuggernaut]

I was thinking of starting a "Show us your beards" thread yesterday. Good on ya.

We have a thread like that. Hoff was having a ball of a time.

Yeah I posted an old pic the other day. I'll be sure to post some updated pics soon.

[SpAmRaY]

Decided it was time for a trim.