The most used keyboard setup, that involves a keyboard with a numpad on the right, and the mouse on the right, is an inside job made by a left handed engineer working at IBM. He wanted to have a space on the left to scribbe and make calulations, while at the same time being able to input them in his spreadsheet with his right hand and mouse. So every time you use your keyboard, you should think that you've been living a lie. This setup is not made for you.
You keep saying you got a nice setup,
Something you call endgame but it's all a setup,
you've been keeping your mouse where you shouldn't 've been keeping,
And now someone lefthanded is getting all your bingadinging.