Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[tp4tissue]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.

it could be for other menz and wimenz!

I would say mostly "wimenz" in this case..

Some sort of Thief+Seductress+Jealous+Revenge fantasy  if it involves a -friend's- dad..


Or, if we go by typical daddy-issue archetype, a female craving male affection, yet housed under an emotionally-unavailable father..

That sorta thing..   

thats surprisingly narrow for a tp4 post, ****

Well, sure,  we're speaking hollywood here..  They only do cliches..   it's a very limited script because this type of story arc has to fit inside 90 minutes.

[abswyfe]

Aka strippers

I regret every day not using my twenties to BANK on stripping
33 now and I just don't think I'd cut it anymore  )

[fohat.digs]

steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY

[abswyfe]

steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY

If the dad has more experience he should probably go that route

[CPTBadAss]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

[absyrd]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

I don't think he can solve 'em.

But I could be wrong.

[paicrai]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

give her a blowjob

[tp4tissue]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

Half the population is Female...


Just pick someone else..

[CPTBadAss]

OP, if I get into an argument with her, is the reply "I woke up like this" an appropriate response?

[tp4tissue]

OP, if I get into an argument with her, is the reply "I woke up like this" an appropriate response?

No... proper response is.. you look fat in that..  I also bought you an exercise bike.

[paicrai]

OP, if I get into an argument with her, is the reply "I woke up like this" an appropriate response?

no
what the **** do u do to get into an argument with someone dont u know how to talk to ppl

[HoffmanMyster]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

Start by taking a look at what you've done.

[CPTBadAss]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

Start by taking a look at what you've done.

But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?

[HoffmanMyster]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

Start by taking a look at what you've done.

But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?

Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?

[beehatch]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

Start by taking a look at what you've done.

But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?

Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?

You write beautiful poetry.

[vivalarevolución]

Just wanted to remind you guys that I still have plenty of advice to give.  I've been slacking, as I was vacation last week.

[Halverson]

Why won't the forest animals love me? I want to be a Disney princess.

[CPTBadAss]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

Start by taking a look at what you've done.

But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?

Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?

Who's giving the advice around here anyways Hoof? Tswiftfan aka notprdlm2009 or you??

[fohat.digs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixnRouBjtE

[tp4tissue]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixnRouBjtE

Also,  Females love a congratulatory pat on the bum..

[vivalarevolución]

Others are welcome to give advice, but tswiftfan holds the authoritative last word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixnRouBjtE

Thanks, that's the best advice yet.  There is a topless woman in that commercial, is that allowed on Youtube?

Why won't the forest animals love me? I want to be a Disney princess.

You'll need to work on your mating calls and dances.  I recommend the sage grouse for an example:

[HoffmanMyster]

OP let's say that right now her and I have bad blood. We used to have mad love. How do you think I can fix that?

Start by taking a look at what you've done.

But did she have to do this? Did she have to ruin what was shiny?

Did you have to hit her when she was weak and rub it in so deep?

Who's giving the advice around here anyways Hoof? Tswiftfan aka notprdlm2009 or you??

Hmm, I'm not familiar with this song...

[demik]

i've gathered up all this information and applied it to my daily life.

0/10 but im now on a list, so SOMEBODY knows my name.