Author Topic: Geekhack Slogans! (Read 9053 times)

absyrd · « **on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:40:05 »

After being tapped by CPT to come up with t-shirt ideas, I figured I'd start a thread to share some GH slogans that people come up with. Be serious and/or fun if you want:

GeekHack: Replace Your Keycaps Because They Are Covered In Semen

GeekHack: Try Every Keyboard In The World Based Upon Others' Advice And Just End Up Using The One You Started With

GeekHack: We Need tp4, Our Bunghole

baldgye · « **Reply #1 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:48:37 »

Geekhack? ..more like GeekWhack!

absyrd · « **Reply #2 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:52:26 »

GeekHack: Pop Your Cherries

paicrai · « **Reply #3 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:56:30 »

You'll Probably Start A ****storm

absyrd · « **Reply #4 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 10:03:47 »

GeekHack: Female Users Up 500% This Year. Join Us!

Bromono · « **Reply #5 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 10:03:51 »

Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 11 July 2015, 09:48:37

Geekhack? ..more like GeekWhack!

this

mdszy · « **Reply #6 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 10:11:53 »

GeekHack: Hope you didn't like your money.

Badwrench · « **Reply #7 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:09:25 »

Soon TM

Air tree · « **Reply #8 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:34:40 »

Geekhack: Step up and sell your unborn for clacks!

animal · « **Reply #9 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:42:43 »

I still say "real men do it with a keyboard"

inanis · « **Reply #10 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:51:17 »

Geekhack: Believe the #Hype

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #11 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 11:54:34 »

geekhack, we go down as often as a Las Vegas hooker

Hak Foo · « **Reply #12 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:08:51 »

Geekhack: (clack)(clack)(clack) the (clack)(clack) most (clack)(clack) community (clack)(clack) (clack)(clack) (clack)(clack)(clack)(clack)

sethk_ · « **Reply #13 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:11:32 »

ClackHack, GeekClack

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #14 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:19:08 »

If you want a bad board, bad board
Drop some stacks
and pick one up
Just like this.

Bang bang.

sethk_ · « **Reply #15 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:22:43 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:19:08

If you want a bad board, bad board
Drop some stacks
and pick one up
Just like this.

Show Image

Bang bang.

"I love bad boards that's my ****in problem" A$AP Switch

beehatch · « **Reply #16 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:27:37 »

I'm not sure why I expected actual slogans. At least you guys have disappointed me in a funny manner.

retrochick · « **Reply #17 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:46:06 »

Geekhack: not actual hackers

tp4tissue · « **Reply #18 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:49:27 »

ERGODOX... sss .sss .ssss .sss .sss .sssssssss

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #19 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:57:17 »

Turn up the lights in here baby
Extra bright I want ya'll to see this
All of the lights

Youtube player thingy is broken so click this

Melvang · « **Reply #20 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:12:55 »

Geekhack, where the layouts are made up, and the switches don't matter.

iMav · « **Reply #21 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:14:02 »

I would only caution that this is supposed to be a family-safe community. I will not authorize GH to be associated with any crude materials.

References to masturbation, organisms, defecation, etc would definitely not be appropriate.

Carry on.

fknraiden · « **Reply #22 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:22:32 »

Geekhack.org - there goes your paycheck.

sethk_ · « **Reply #23 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:43:40 »

Geekhack - Birthplace of Deskthority

tjcaustin · « **Reply #24 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:44:49 »

Bid early, bid high?

sth · « **Reply #25 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:46:10 »

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #26 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:49:00 »

Quote from: fknraiden on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:22:32

Geekhack.org - there goes your paycheck.

Seems legit.

clacktalk · « **Reply #27 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:58:32 »

Quote from: Melvang on Sat, 11 July 2015, 13:12:55

Geekhack, where the layouts are made up, and the switches don't matter.

thousand points to u

clacktalk · « **Reply #28 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:00:10 »

geekhack: turns out i have monk-like patience

fohat.digs · « **Reply #29 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:17:04 »

Do it for your fingers.

Signature · « **Reply #30 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:28:59 »

Cloud of boobs. Your dream, our reality

baldgye · « **Reply #31 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:39:15 »

Geekhack: 404 Server not found

inanis · « **Reply #32 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:43:09 »

Quote from: fohat.digs on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:17:04

Do it for your fingers.

I love this one!

fanpeople · « **Reply #33 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 16:51:30 »

Geekhack: Not associated with organisms.

Geekhack: Where organisms are not appropriate.

Geekhack: Where life is considered crude material

absyrd · « **Reply #34 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 17:09:19 »

GeekHack: Finger-Bangin' Since 2007

paicrai · « **Reply #35 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 17:57:24 »

imav ur such a dad

Geekhack: Someone Probably Hates You For Your Board

demik · « **Reply #36 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 18:01:02 »

Geekhack: A keyboard community.

digi · « **Reply #37 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 18:04:36 »

Quote from: absyrd on Sat, 11 July 2015, 17:09:19

GeekHack: Finger-Bangin' Since 2007

lol

kurplop · « **Reply #38 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 18:58:30 »

Geekhack: Put your fingers on a real matrix.

dante · « **Reply #39 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 19:51:51 »

geekhack
~~security~~ keyboard enthusiasts

Belfong · « **Reply #40 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 20:35:37 »

Geekhack: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

tp4tissue · « **Reply #41 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 21:32:53 »

Geekhack, where Potatoes are people too..

ImpendingxDoom · « **Reply #42 on:** Sat, 11 July 2015, 21:35:53 »

GeekHack: The prices are made up and the money doesn't matter

Air tree · « **Reply #43 on:** Sun, 12 July 2015, 02:01:21 »

Geekhack: Click Clack, put your money in the sack.

rowdy · « **Reply #44 on:** Sun, 12 July 2015, 02:12:36 »

Geekhack: or ... Wallethack

Geekhack: Oneness with Cup Rubber

Geekhack: Where the keyboards roam free

Geekhack: It doesn't matter how big it is, as long as it has custom keycaps

Geekhack: Where PBT is bigger than Ben Hur

Geekhack: A ClickClack a day keeps the saving account interest away

TastaturenAuslese · « **Reply #45 on:** Sun, 12 July 2015, 02:39:09 »

Geekhack: Show Us Your Wang

paicrai · « **Reply #46 on:** Sun, 12 July 2015, 07:27:07 »

Geekhack: Capitalism

Nai_Calus · « **Reply #47 on:** Sun, 12 July 2015, 10:35:08 »

Geekhack: Once you go clack, you never go back.

Geekhack: There's a keyboard for that.

Geekhack: If you have to ask how much it cost, you can't afford it.

Geekhack: I can't hear you over the sound of how clicky my keyboard is.

Geekhack: Lube and O-rings.

Geekhack: We put the buckle in buckling spring.

Geekhack: Enjoy your feeling.

Geekhack: Not that kind of keyboard.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #48 on:** Sun, 12 July 2015, 20:50:54 »

Geekhack: Only the Elites use Ergodox

Geekhack: TKL is for scrubs

Geekhack: What ? You don't even 135wpm ?

Geekhack: HYPE-train.. choo choo....

Geekhack: Where Tp says the darnest things..

rowdy · « **Reply #49 on:** Sun, 12 July 2015, 23:31:28 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 12 July 2015, 20:50:54

Geekhack: Where Tp says the darnest things..

Tp is becoming self-aware

paicrai · « **Reply #50 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:28:29 »

geekhack: the plastic market's main life support, just ahead of china and US beauty companies

absyrd · « **Reply #51 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:37:52 »

GeekHack: Our Keyboards Are So Complicated, We Need Keyboards For Them

baldgye · « **Reply #52 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:43:53 »

GeekHack:G33kH4C2

fanpeople · « **Reply #53 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 08:49:29 »

Gleekhack: All singing all dancing lords of the peripheral domain.

Skuloth · « **Reply #54 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:45:41 »

Quote from: retrochick on Sat, 11 July 2015, 12:46:06

Geekhack: not actual hackers

Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 11 July 2015, 14:39:15

Geekhack: 404 Server not found

One of these please.

absyrd · « **Reply #55 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14 »

Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

inanis · « **Reply #56 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40 »

Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14

Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head

tp4tissue · « **Reply #57 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:18:17 »

Quote from: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40

Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14
Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head

Tp4 thinks Tp4's head is on straighter than most people of others..

inanis · « **Reply #58 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:19:51 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:18:17

Quote from: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40
Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14
Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head

Tp4 thinks Tp4's head is on straighter than most people of others..

Show Image

Cause, ErgoDox?

paicrai · « **Reply #59 on:** Mon, 13 July 2015, 17:08:09 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:18:17

Quote from: inanis on Mon, 13 July 2015, 10:16:40
Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:52:14
Yeah. I tried to tell CPT that I'm too sick in the head for this. You guys will surely come up with something useful (if you haven't already).

We all have chosen Keyboarding as a hobby...surely we are all a little sick in the head.

Geekhack: We Ain't Right in the Head

Tp4 thinks Tp4's head is on straighter than most people of others..

Show Image

i never expected you to have any straight head
hue

sth · « **Reply #60 on:** Tue, 14 July 2015, 02:06:20 »

geekhack: where's my gh60???

paicrai · « **Reply #61 on:** Tue, 14 July 2015, 11:14:27 »

geekhack: *****es get stitches, nice *****es get switches

azhdar · « **Reply #62 on:** Wed, 15 July 2015, 01:22:49 »

Geekhack: the endgame is a lie.

paicrai · « **Reply #63 on:** Sat, 18 July 2015, 06:39:42 »

geekhack: get wood for plastic

rowdy · « **Reply #64 on:** Sun, 19 July 2015, 00:45:02 »

Geekhack: Not all plastic is created equal.

Geekhack: Make the Switch.

demik · « **Reply #65 on:** Sun, 19 July 2015, 00:46:54 »

Geekhack: we over spend to be accepted.

fanpeople · « **Reply #66 on:** Sun, 19 July 2015, 00:53:28 »

Geekhack: Just do it.

Geekhack: Think different

Geekhack: The power of dreams

Geekhack: Who dares wins

Geekhack: I'm lovin' it

Geekhack: American by birth. Rebel by choice

Geekhack: Stronger than dirt

Now sit back and enjoy turdstorm of incoming legal action and random violence.

fohat.digs · « **Reply #67 on:** Sun, 19 July 2015, 09:04:12 »

Quote from: paicrai on Sat, 18 July 2015, 06:39:42

geekhack: get wood for plastic

One of the better ones.

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Author Topic: Geekhack Slogans! (Read 9053 times)