"Where the Sheets Have No Stains"
I want to rest
I need to sleep
I want to find a motel
That doesn’t look cheap
I want to check in
And feel no shame
Where the sheets have no stains
Ugh, ugh, ugh..
This room I am in
Has bed bugs that bite
And there’s cockroaches scattering
With turned on lights
I want to take showers
And not clog the drain
Oo-oooh
Where the sheets have no stains
Where the sheets have no stains
Where the sheets have no stains
I wish I went with Holiday Inn,
Howard Johnsons
‘Cause when I got here
I wanted to spew
I think you would too
The bathroom, it floods
And the pipes, they have rust
The pillows are hard as a rock
Covered in dust
I'm hating this place
Maybe I should complain
Where the sheets have no stains
Oh God..
Where the sheets have no stains
Where the sheets have no stains
I’m still waiting
For the maid to come
Clean up the scum
And when I check out
I'm not coming back
My feet are still black
The towels have crust
The T.V. is in black and white
Plays crap all night
Oh, and I see mold
See the mold in the tub
I'm sickened and mad at the sound
Of rats on the ground
Why do I stay there?
This place I abhor
It's all I can afford...
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