I like a good stone fruit or compound fruit. Peaches, nectarines, cherrys, and plums, raspberries, strawbs, pineapples, and pomegranates.
Raspberries are the best though. Best fruit.
Watermelon is not a good fruit. Just look at the state of the thing. Nearly no taste, unwieldy, messy. Not a good fruit at all, no sir.
I suppose pineapples and pomegranates are messy. But poms are a special occasion thing, generally just using the juice. And pineapples deliver much more bang in terms of taste than a watermelon. Like a crunchy wedge-shaped Vitamin Water, that's watermelon.
Watermelon has a good aesthetic though. A pleasing round pink and striped-green thing. Good looking fruit, that I'll give it.