Step 1:
Put expensive tea-leaves into large mug
Step 2:
Add tap water to the brim
Step 3:
Microwave on high for 4 minutes, until half the water boil over and out of the cup
Step 4:
Take the mug out, taste it, Proclaim it's Too Hot
Step 5:
Take mug to sink, Add cold tap water
Step 6:
Stir with Finger, try the tea again, and pretend like it's the BEST TEA..
Step 7:
Offer some tea to the cat or dog, have them drink straight out of the mug.
Step 8:
Then offer that same mug to your friend to try, Enjoy his face as his stupid world shatters into a million pieces..