Best ways to get drunk on the cheap

[noisyturtle]

The game is getting as ripped as possible on less than $10. What's you're go-to ****ty liquor when your wallets thin on a Friday night?

Personally, Steel Reserve is $1.69 round here for a 25oz. 4 or 5 of those will get you where you wanna be. Or if you're feeling fancy, you could go with 3 bottles of Charles Shaw at $2.99 ea. For a bit more you could get 3 Bud Light Straw-ber-rita's or Mang-o-rita's which are pretty tasty for a malt beverage, and also clock in at 8%.

[rowdy]

It's not Friday night (yet) - you planning ahead?

[SSIPAK]

Four Loko... dont thank me. I just hope that you survive.

[missalaire]

Weren't you just saying you could barely afford food not too long ago?

[affect656]

Weren't you just saying you could barely afford food not too long ago?

Priorities....

[noisyturtle]

It's not Friday night (yet) - you planning ahead?

Every night is Friday night when you're out of work 

Weren't you just saying you could barely afford food not too long ago?

Priorities....

This guy gets it

[paicrai]

well
just look at the back of a bottle, see which contains the most alcohol, buy as many as you can and chug that **** i would assume

[missalaire]

It's not Friday night (yet) - you planning ahead?

Every night is Friday night when you're out of work 

Weren't you just saying you could barely afford food not too long ago?

Priorities....

This guy gets it

Why even bother asking for help in the first place then if you aren't going to actively try to make the most of what little money you have on real necessities (food not alcohol)... most logical people in your situation don't go spending their money on things they don't need. Yeah, I get that you're in a ****ty situation and it sucks (I've been there), but you're not making things any easier for yourself.

[Halverson]

Getting drunk cheap in Ontario? I wish!

[noisyturtle]

It's not Friday night (yet) - you planning ahead?

Every night is Friday night when you're out of work 

Weren't you just saying you could barely afford food not too long ago?

Priorities....

This guy gets it

Why even bother asking for help in the first place then if you aren't going to actively try to make the most of what little money you have on real necessities (food not alcohol)... most logical people in your situation don't go spending their money on things they don't need. Yeah, I get that you're in a ****ty situation and it sucks (I've been there), but you're not making things any easier for yourself.

Eating ramen and rice every day of the week anyway. If $6 worth of whatever makes things better, even for a night, it's a nice distraction from the mundane.

[sleepy916]

I hear pruno is cheap...

[iri]

you're not making things any easier for yourself.

HA HA HA
he is.

[Tym]

You could go the Russian way, and drink the antifreeze out of your car (or someone else's if you don't have one)

More

This may kill you

[WhiteFireDragon]

Keystone beer or ****ty vodka was the go-to in the college days. But fastest and smallest amount required is to inject hard liquor straight into your bloodstream.

[IvanIvanovich]

I go for Sobieski vodka. It's very cheap and is actually still good unlike any other vodka in it's price tier. It's even less than $10 so still enough left over probably to buy 2l apple juice and a lemon if you want something to drink it with instead of straight up.

[vivalarevolución]

I'm a growing fan of higher end boxed wines, like Bota Box or Green Box.  They are a tad more than Two-Buck Chuck, but I am not encouraged to drink the whole box at one time like I do when I open a bottle of Charles Shaw.

[jwaz]

why not just buy some champagne yeast and apple juice?

[Puddsy]

40s from the Bodega.

$6 for 40oz of 80 proof horse piss

[tp4tissue]

Traveler's Vodka... BAR NONE

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Mooch off your older brother. It's free.

Requires a nice older brother, though. Not everyone can do this...

OR, visit your father and split a bottle of Pinot Grigio with him.

[tp4tissue]

It's not Friday night (yet) - you planning ahead?

Every night is Friday night when you're out of work 

Weren't you just saying you could barely afford food not too long ago?

Priorities....

This guy gets it

Why even bother asking for help in the first place then if you aren't going to actively try to make the most of what little money you have on real necessities (food not alcohol)... most logical people in your situation don't go spending their money on things they don't need. Yeah, I get that you're in a ****ty situation and it sucks (I've been there), but you're not making things any easier for yourself.

Eating ramen and rice every day of the week anyway. If $6 worth of whatever makes things better, even for a night, it's a nice distraction from the mundane.

Hahahahhaha...

careful guys..  drinking to escape tuff' reality is a slippery slope... this is a well tread path.... by millions..... we know where it leads......

[osi]

Four Loko... dont thank me. I just hope that you survive.

This ^^

If you crush a four loko in 10 minutes or less, that should be enough to feel the effects. If that doesn't do it for you, I suggest talking to your local AA chapter

[Binge]

Wow this thread is still open!

[tp4tissue]

Four Loko... dont thank me. I just hope that you survive.

This ^^

If you crush a four loko in 10 minutes or less, that should be enough to feel the effects. If that doesn't do it for you, I suggest talking to your local AA chapter

four loko has very little alcohol per $ spent

[Malphas]

[osi]

Four Loko... dont thank me. I just hope that you survive.

This ^^

If you crush a four loko in 10 minutes or less, that should be enough to feel the effects. If that doesn't do it for you, I suggest talking to your local AA chapter

four loko has very little alcohol per $ spent

True. However I consider being frugal as not being able to buy in bulk or larger amounts to get a volume discount.

With a few dollars you can grab a four loko and run with it

[ekw808]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+get+wasted+for+under+10+dollars

[tp4tissue]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+get+wasted+for+under+10+dollars

searches don't really help..

You just have to go to the liquor store... They ALWAYS have the -rot-gut- vodka that's native to the region...   

It's going to be something like $8-15 for 750ml - 1.5L

These were designed specifically for  Objective Drunk People..  People who KNOW precisely why they drink, and don't waste time / money on Labels to impress their friends.

[ekw808]

If OP was serious, he'd go ask a homeless person. /thread

[Psybin]

Buying by the case helps, not initially cheap, the price per/oz is cheaper. It helps in the long run.

I buy a case of red label Smirnoff every 2 months or so for the wife and myself, 10% off by the case, its normally about $100 for six 1.75L bottles. Smirnoff is a good middle grade Vodka that wont make you feel like hell the next day, well for me anyway. Big glass of ice, can seltzer water, and 2-4oz of vodka is a nice daycap.

[JPG]

Buy a bottle of apple juice. Put in a clear container. Leave next to the window (right on full sun) for a few days. Try it.


I am not responsible for anything that could happen to you if you really do it since it's obviously toxic and unsafe. But cheap and probably very efficient, in a wrong way.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Buy a bottle of apple juice. Put in a clear container. Leave next to the window (right on full sun) for a few days. Try it.


I am not responsible for anything that could happen to you if you really do it since it's obviously toxic and unsafe. But cheap and probably very efficient, in a wrong way.

This is simply a recipe for food poisoning.

You need yeast and much more than a few days to convert the sugars into alcohol.

[Binge]

Buy a bottle of apple juice. Put in a clear container. Leave next to the window (right on full sun) for a few days. Try it.


I am not responsible for anything that could happen to you if you really do it since it's obviously toxic and unsafe. But cheap and probably very efficient, in a wrong way.

This is simply a recipe for food poisoning.

You need yeast and much more than a few days to convert the sugars into alcohol.

another reason why I'm surprised this thread is still open..

this is an invitation to suggest terribly unhealthy things to people.

[tp4tissue]

Buy a bottle of apple juice. Put in a clear container. Leave next to the window (right on full sun) for a few days. Try it.


I am not responsible for anything that could happen to you if you really do it since it's obviously toxic and unsafe. But cheap and probably very efficient, in a wrong way.

apple juice is NOT cheap..  and ^^^ this is insane..

[baldgye]

Get friends to buy you drinks and if you don't have friends drinking alone will kill you.

[JPG]

Buy a bottle of apple juice. Put in a clear container. Leave next to the window (right on full sun) for a few days. Try it.


I am not responsible for anything that could happen to you if you really do it since it's obviously toxic and unsafe. But cheap and probably very efficient, in a wrong way.

This is simply a recipe for food poisoning.

You need yeast and much more than a few days to convert the sugars into alcohol.

I added the second line to make sure people understood it was purely toxic, but I really expected that everyone reading this would know it's insane to do...

[iri]

[HoffmanMyster]

Getting drunk cheap in Ontario? I wish!

:|   That's an impossible task, unfortunately.

[Halverson]

Getting drunk cheap in Ontario? I wish!

:|   That's an impossible task, unfortunately.

Bring me some booze this summer brah

[kmiller8]

Liquor Stores. The one we have locally has a "clearance section" $5 for a fifth of Stoli? k thx.

[anoxy]

Yeah breh getting as "ripped" as possible so cool dood

[tp4tissue]

Liquor Stores. The one we have locally has a "clearance section" $5 for a fifth of Stoli? k thx.

yup can't beat clearance value.

[HoffmanMyster]

Getting drunk cheap in Ontario? I wish!

:|   That's an impossible task, unfortunately.

Bring me some booze this summer brah

You got it.  I'm gonna have to lie when they ask "Do you have any alcoholic beverages with you?" though...   

[noisyturtle]

Yeah breh getting as "ripped" as possible so cool dood

You aren't one of those straight-edge people, are you? Never trust a man who drinks water at a party.

[anoxy]

You must be in high school. That's cool though, we were all there once.

[Halverson]

Yeah breh getting as "ripped" as possible so cool dood

You aren't one of those straight-edge people, are you? Never trust a man who drinks water at a party.

Acid in the waterrrrrrrr

[SpAmRaY]

You must be in high school. That's cool though, we were all there once.

Where you there just a few weeks ago but now out for the summer?

[anoxy]

Mod edit: no

[SpAmRaY]

Mod edit: no

You must be a special kind of stupid.

[anoxy]

Mod edit: no

You must be a special kind of stupid.