The Church Of Halverson

[paicrai]

see the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual

spageto

[Halverson]

MFW I see paicrais signature

[beehatch]

see the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual

spageto

you seem like a fusilli

[Halverson]

Serious question, who wants to see my stable of HOs?

[beehatch]

Serious question, who wants to see my stable of HOs?

What are HOs?

do you have a barn full of women I don't know about?

[Halverson]

This is a HO

[Halverson]

And yes, I do have a barn full of women...shhhh

[absyrd]

I will convert to the church if I see at least 6 HOs.

[Halverson]

I will convert to the church if I see at least 6 HOs.

lol, you want so many HOs!

[Halverson]

Just a pair of sweaty ass HOs

[tp4tissue]

And yes, I do have a barn full of women...shhhh

Tp4 interested in purchasing a barn..

[Halverson]

And yes, I do have a barn full of women...shhhh

Tp4 interested in purchasing a barn..

Find an old abandoned one. They are 1-cheap 2-creepy 3-cozy THE TRIPLE C's

[beehatch]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

[Halverson]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

You can't own women, SHEESH! It's 2015!

[Halverson]

TRIPLE THREAT

[beehatch]

TRIPLE THREAT

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do you have 69?

[tp4tissue]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

[tp4tissue]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

You can't own women, SHEESH! It's 2015!

Hrrm... if you had dual citizenship from a country where slavery isn't outlawed..

Could you legally own slaves that remain slaves if they step foot on american soil.

[Halverson]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

Ayeee

TRIPLE THREAT

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do you have 69?

:(

[Halverson]

Four score, I love me some dirty ****s

[beehatch]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

I do have my John Hancock out and ready.

[tp4tissue]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

I do have my John Hancock out and ready.

Dresses provided,  bring your own heels.. 

[Halverson]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

I do have my John Hancock out and ready.

Dresses provided,  bring your own heels.. 

This

[Halverson]

Five fine ass *****es

[beehatch]

Five fine ass *****es

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do you have enough to make a cock and balls outline?

[CPTBadAss]

I don't know where this conversation is going, but I like it. Also all these fine caps are lovely and classy.

[tp4tissue]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

I do have my John Hancock out and ready.

Dresses provided,  bring your own heels.. 

This

Any open managerial positions?  I have gangster-management and cash-laundering experience.

[Halverson]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

I do have my John Hancock out and ready.

Dresses provided,  bring your own heels.. 

This

Any open managerial positions?  I have gangster-management and cash-laundering experience.

Long as you ain't afraid to smack a *****

[Halverson]

Five fine ass *****es

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do you have enough to make a cock and balls outline?

>.> Only need three to make my cock n balls

[Halverson]

SEXY SIX PACK- Welcome to the church absyrd!

[beehatch]

Five fine ass *****es

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do you have enough to make a cock and balls outline?

>.> Only need three to make my cock n balls

Well I wasn't expecting that.

[tp4tissue]

I'd like to point out, I knew what an HO was.

I was just curious if you owned a barn full of women.

Is that the circumloquacious way of saying you're looking to sign up @ -the barn-

I do have my John Hancock out and ready.

Dresses provided,  bring your own heels.. 

This

Any open managerial positions?  I have gangster-management and cash-laundering experience.

Long as you ain't afraid to smack a *****

You get a mama-san for that..  I manage security.. collection.. payment.. laundering.. and bribes.

[absyrd]

SEXY SIX PACK- Welcome to the church absyrd!

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Yep. I'm in deep now. So deep.

[Halverson]

Five fine ass *****es

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do you have enough to make a cock and balls outline?

>.> Only need three to make my cock n balls

Well I wasn't expecting that.

None do!

SEXY SIX PACK- Welcome to the church absyrd!

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Yep. I'm in deep now. So deep.

I love it deep

[Halverson]

Seven swans a swimming

[beehatch]

Seven swans a swimming

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man I'm getting all hot and bothered

[Halverson]

Seven swans a swimming

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man I'm getting all hot and bothered

I usually have that effect on people.

[Halverson]

Well this fizzled quickly....like me!

Straight up eight





That's it, that's all. The BS one has no photos.

[CPTBadAss]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

[Halverson]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

Ahh ah ahhh!!! Bonus pic for my badass bae.

[beehatch]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

Ahh ah ahhh!!! Bonus pic for my badass bae.

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That's so beautiful ;_;

[Halverson]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

Ahh ah ahhh!!! Bonus pic for my badass bae.

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That's so beautiful ;_;

It became my only goal to make that pattern on my HHKB. Fun fact, didn't know what color I wanted in the middle. Green one was a freebie from CC himself. When he was fixing the stem on a depth black and scratched the side a little. Ahh the good ol' days.

[beehatch]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

Ahh ah ahhh!!! Bonus pic for my badass bae.

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That's so beautiful ;_;

It became my only goal to make that pattern on my HHKB. Fun fact, didn't know what color I wanted in the middle. Green one was a freebie from CC himself. When he was fixing the stem on a depth black and scratched the side a little. Ahh the good ol' days.

I feel like you'd want another depth black in the middle to match the pattern. Those colors really are great together though.

[Halverson]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

Ahh ah ahhh!!! Bonus pic for my badass bae.

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That's so beautiful ;_;

It became my only goal to make that pattern on my HHKB. Fun fact, didn't know what color I wanted in the middle. Green one was a freebie from CC himself. When he was fixing the stem on a depth black and scratched the side a little. Ahh the good ol' days.

I feel like you'd want another depth black in the middle to match the pattern. Those colors really are great together though.

It's that sequence, 1-2-4-8 (I could put a night owl in the middle mind you)

[CPTBadAss]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

Ahh ah ahhh!!! Bonus pic for my badass bae.

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I feel bad for you son. You've got 99 clacks but those two depth blacks don't really fit in  :cool:

Thanks bae

[Halverson]

And today's posts by Halverson are sponsored by the number eight

Ahh ah ahhh!!! Bonus pic for my badass bae.

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I feel bad for you son. You've got 99 clacks but those two depth blacks don't really fit in  :cool:

Thanks bae

Thank you for your input



...*****

[CPTBadAss]

The last person who sassed me was drowned in a pool of Hapsters. Are you sure you want to meet that same fate?

[Halverson]

The last person who sassed me was drowned in a pool of Hapsters. Are you sure you want to meet that same fate?

You think you can be mean to me just cause you're going to see Jeni this weekend!

[Synjin]

[Halverson]

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Well that's totally not terrifying :|