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Offline Halverson

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1750 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 20:53:26 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1751 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 22:04:09 »
How do I get Baptist here?

Edit: Baptized, stupid auto correct
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1752 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 22:09:23 »

How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1753 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 22:21:09 »

How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

Will try tonight, gonna soak the keyset and clacks in the water first
You need pic proof of me taking the shower? NSFW though
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1754 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 22:21:47 »


How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

Will try tonight, gonna soak the keyset and clacks in the water first
You need pic proof of me taking the shower? NSFW though

Long as you are legal!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1755 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 22:25:37 »
16 is legal in Washington where I live.


Only one more year Halvy.  ;) :))



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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1756 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 22:27:16 »


How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

Will try tonight, gonna soak the keyset and clacks in the water first
You need pic proof of me taking the shower? NSFW though

Long as you are legal!

youve learned the hard way

16 is legal in Washington where I live.


Only one more year Halvy.  ;) :))




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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1757 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 22:40:28 »
I only think of you, on two occasions. That's when I'm drunk or blazing up.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1758 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 07:34:11 »
Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1759 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 07:36:27 »
Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?
Looks fine to me.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1760 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 07:41:46 »
Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?
Looks fine to me.
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It'd only pinch a little...

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1761 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 07:52:43 »

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1762 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 07:57:22 »

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Slick as ****.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1763 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 07:59:57 »

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1764 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 08:00:48 »


Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1765 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 08:09:15 »

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1767 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 08:49:21 »


Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

I think in the future,  if humans were to go into space,  genetic engineers would probably have to splice some genes and give us all exoskeletons...

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1768 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 08:53:22 »


Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

I think in the future,  if humans were to go into space,  genetic engineers would probably have to splice some genes and give us all exoskeletons...

Will you do mushrooms with me, please?
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1769 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:06:42 »


Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

I think in the future,  if humans were to go into space,  genetic engineers would probably have to splice some genes and give us all exoskeletons...

Will you do mushrooms with me, please?
ask psybin then you will just need to find psilo and make sure to grab tp in case you get sick before it kicks in 8) its been awhile but I think dosing with tp would blow my mind permenantly !YMMV
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1770 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:13:08 »
Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1771 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:14:13 »
Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

Diiiiiiibs on allll of the triiiips.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1772 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:17:10 »
Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1773 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:18:38 »
Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1774 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:20:52 »
Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Oh, you coming, too!? Then for sure RAP cabin and we can drop the "e" entirely.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1775 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:24:14 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1776 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:31:00 »

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1777 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:45:55 »

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

What the hell is a rape cabin?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1778 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:50:47 »
Trip party at the rape cabin this fall
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1779 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:50:52 »


Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

What the hell is a rape cabin?

Ask hoff, we spent a week there

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1780 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:51:06 »

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

What the hell is a rape cabin?
probably bad i dont wanna go there
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1781 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:51:16 »

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall
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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1782 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:54:26 »
I heard there was something about Pokemon Stadium and Chancey

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1783 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:19:03 »

I heard there was something about Pokemon Stadium and Chancey

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee

^-^

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1784 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:25:12 »

I heard there was something about Pokemon Stadium and Chancey

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

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« Reply #1785 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:27:22 »
Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1786 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:31:58 »
Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

This would sound fun if it were true  :'(

(clearly the second part of your description)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1787 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:33:14 »
Honestly I don't even know if it's scary or not. I've never seen it myself. I think it really is deep in the woods. But the rape cabin is part of the lore of the Church so we can only have faith it's not anything bad.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1788 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 11:58:27 »
Get a rape cabin in freedom land so I can come God damn it
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« Reply #1789 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 11:59:36 »
Get a rape cabin in freedom land so I can come God damn it

You could always do me a solid and live a little by buying a plane ticket.

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« Reply #1790 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 12:14:21 »
For you?

If you represent us to the fullest, maybe.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1791 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 14:28:49 »
Get a rape cabin in freedom land so I can come God damn it
its a Canadian rape cabin  :eek: good god
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« Reply #1792 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 14:32:58 »
For you?

If you represent us to the fullest, maybe.

No I meant support me by buying a plane ticket. You know, I have a day job that involves planes and whatever....but I would also not say no to a plane ticket.



Dear Girlshark,

How come every time I'm in a meeting at work, I miss really good deals on video games? Do the eBay and Instagram gods hate me?

Your sad follower,

Me.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1793 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 14:35:53 »

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall
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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

I'm actually just hoping it's better than 29.8 b : 1 g

In that respect,  GH is like the Engineering dorm @ college..


At any given time,  someone was playing  warcraft 3/ dota/ smash/ cs 1.6/ starcraft/ WOW..

They had parties where even the ONLY GIRL living on that floor DID NOT attend..

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1794 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 14:41:08 »


Trip party at the rape cabin this fall
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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

I'm actually just hoping it's better than 29.8 b : 1 g

In that respect,  GH is like the Engineering dorm @ college..


At any given time,  someone was playing  warcraft 3/ dota/ smash/ cs 1.6/ starcraft/ WOW..

They had parties where even the ONLY GIRL living on that floor DID NOT attend..
Show Image


Well if it's GH attendees it'll prob be 29.8-1
If it was a normal cottage party? Good luck telling the girls to **** off.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1795 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 14:48:53 »
For you?

If you represent us to the fullest, maybe.

No I meant support me by buying a plane ticket. You know, I have a day job that involves planes and whatever....but I would also not say no to a plane ticket.



Dear Girlshark,

How come every time I'm in a meeting at work, I miss really good deals on video games? Do the eBay and Instagram gods hate me?

Your sad follower,

Me.
Yeah that's what I meant. Imma need you to go hard in the paint tho. DIPSET.
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« Reply #1796 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 14:49:46 »
Yeah that's what I meant. Imma need you to go hard in the paint tho. DIPSET.

I always go hard. There's no other mode.

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« Reply #1797 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 14:55:13 »
My Asian brother *chest pound*
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1798 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 15:43:21 »


Trip party at the rape cabin this fall
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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

I'm actually just hoping it's better than 29.8 b : 1 g

In that respect,  GH is like the Engineering dorm @ college..


At any given time,  someone was playing  warcraft 3/ dota/ smash/ cs 1.6/ starcraft/ WOW..

They had parties where even the ONLY GIRL living on that floor DID NOT attend..
Show Image


Well if it's GH attendees it'll prob be 29.8-1
If it was a normal cottage party? Good luck telling the girls to **** off.

We can maybe get Hoff to round up some girls for us @ the local bar..


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1799 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 15:55:48 »
I'm sure hoffs giant blood attracts all the ladies.