The Church Of Halverson

[Halverson]

Joined

Apparently you're like the first person to follow me, oh my!

[alienman82]

removed.

[Halverson]

Yeeee! Now let all the children spit the fire from within!

[rowdy]

Might be the first alien that has joined.

[Halverson]

Might be the first alien that has joined.

Not the first illegal one! Ohhhhh!

[Halverson]

I'm in Sacramento

[Sifo]

I'm in Sacramento

go to ****ing sleep

[meow a cat]

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/l2OyJ

Please enjoy

Thoroughly enjoyed.

[Halverson]

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/l2OyJ

Please enjoy

Thoroughly enjoyed.

[whmeltonjr]

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/l2OyJ

Please enjoy

Adorable

[digi]

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/l2OyJ

Please enjoy

Adorable

lol @ "anyways inbox whatever you want i guess?(no ****s though)."

[pr0ximity]

This Church is so money, it doesn't even know it.

[Halverson]

This Church is so money, it doesn't even know it.

Dollah dollah bills y'all

[rowdy]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

[Halverson]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

Now Oakland is!

[clacktalk]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

Now Oakland is!

i'll c u @ gp oakland tomare

hope u brought ur deck

[Halverson]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

Now Oakland is!

i'll c u @ gp oakland tomare

hope u brought ur deck

Let's du-du-dudududu-duel

[tp4tissue]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

Now Oakland is!

i'll c u @ gp oakland tomare

hope u brought ur deck

Let's du-du-dudududu-duel

I sit here wondering..   has halverson been murdering the members he's visited,  but only after he's gained access to their GH accounts, such that he could keep imposter posting.. and delay any suspicion....

[Halverson]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

Now Oakland is!

i'll c u @ gp oakland tomare

hope u brought ur deck

Let's du-du-dudududu-duel

I sit here wondering..   has halverson been murdering the members he's visited,  but only after he's gained access to their GH accounts, such that he could keep imposter posting.. and delay any suspicion....

Considering I'm sleeping in an admins bed....Mhahaha

[tp4tissue]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

Now Oakland is!

i'll c u @ gp oakland tomare

hope u brought ur deck

Let's du-du-dudududu-duel

I sit here wondering..   has halverson been murdering the members he's visited,  but only after he's gained access to their GH accounts, such that he could keep imposter posting.. and delay any suspicion....

Considering I'm sleeping in an admins bed....Mhahaha

Oh.. i seee... what a great plan..  you only need to kill jwaz.. and then you have access to all the accounts...

I bet all the would be murderers are writing this one down for their playbook.. 

[Halverson]

I'm in Sacramento

Sacramento is outside you!

Now Oakland is!

i'll c u @ gp oakland tomare

hope u brought ur deck

Let's du-du-dudududu-duel

I sit here wondering..   has halverson been murdering the members he's visited,  but only after he's gained access to their GH accounts, such that he could keep imposter posting.. and delay any suspicion....

Considering I'm sleeping in an admins bed....Mhahaha

Oh.. i seee... what a great plan..  you only need to kill jwaz.. and then you have access to all the accounts...

I bet all the would be murderers are writing this one down for their playbook..

Hah, I best watch out for copy cat killers!

[tp4tissue]

I sit here wondering..   has halverson been murdering the members he's visited,  but only after he's gained access to their GH accounts, such that he could keep imposter posting.. and delay any suspicion....

Considering I'm sleeping in an admins bed....Mhahaha

Oh.. i seee... what a great plan..  you only need to kill jwaz.. and then you have access to all the accounts...

I bet all the would be murderers are writing this one down for their playbook..

Hah, I best watch out for copy cat killers!

Gotta kill the copy cat first..

[Halverson]

I sit here wondering..   has halverson been murdering the members he's visited,  but only after he's gained access to their GH accounts, such that he could keep imposter posting.. and delay any suspicion....

Considering I'm sleeping in an admins bed....Mhahaha

Oh.. i seee... what a great plan..  you only need to kill jwaz.. and then you have access to all the accounts...

I bet all the would be murderers are writing this one down for their playbook..

Hah, I best watch out for copy cat killers!

Gotta kill the copy cat first..

Murder she wrote, murder I did....

[digi]

Halv, step your pipe game bro

[Halverson]

Halv, step your pipe game bro

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Oh my

[Halverson]

Who wants to bunk with me tonight?

[CPTBadAss]

Just being a good acolyte of the Church

[Halverson]

Love you bb

[sth]

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Just being a good acolyte of the Church

have you heard the Good News?

[Halverson]

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Just being a good acolyte of the Church

have you heard the Good News?

He's spreading it, yo

[rowdy]

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[Halverson]

Hi, I'm Michael Halverson, welcome to the church.

It's been quite quiet in here these days, but it's always here.

Life has its ups, life has its downs. Sometimes you're happy, sometimes your sad. We're always here for any of these times.

It's 2016, make it your year. Don't hold back, do what you need to do. Chase that happiness, follow your gut.

Always feel free to pm for any needs as well.

Love, peace, and chicken grease!

[Air tree]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

[Halverson]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

[Air tree]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

[Halverson]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

[Air tree]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

[Halverson]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

And what year of school are you in?

[Air tree]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

And what year of school are you in?

10th grade

But since I'm home schooled (Online) and with a mixture of procrastination and depression, I'm a bit behind on my studies, so I'm just trying to catch up to what I should be.

Life has been chaotic and my family isn't really what you'd call normal, so it's a bit difficult at times.

[Halverson]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

And what year of school are you in?

10th grade

But since I'm home schooled (Online) and with a mixture of procrastination and depression, I'm a bit behind on my studies, so I'm just trying to catch up to what I should be.

Life has been chaotic and my family isn't really what you'd call normal, so it's a bit difficult at times.

Oh man, at least you're not deeply ingrained at a high school. Home school must be interesting and id imagine hard at times.

Between moving and abnormal family, must be pretty rough on ya. You need some solid friends yo, and us Internet folk can't fully cut it.

[Air tree]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

And what year of school are you in?

10th grade

But since I'm home schooled (Online) and with a mixture of procrastination and depression, I'm a bit behind on my studies, so I'm just trying to catch up to what I should be.

Life has been chaotic and my family isn't really what you'd call normal, so it's a bit difficult at times.

Oh man, at least you're not deeply ingrained at a high school. Home school must be interesting and id imagine hard at times.

Between moving and abnormal family, must be pretty rough on ya. You need some solid friends yo, and us Internet folk can't fully cut it.

Socializing is a bit difficult at the moment, considering we're staying somewhere that is 13 miles to the closest town.


Plus I'm pretty inept at starting conversation.


Current situation is why I'm going to really put an effort to get finish school and move out. I have a hard time living the way we do.

[Halverson]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

And what year of school are you in?

10th grade

But since I'm home schooled (Online) and with a mixture of procrastination and depression, I'm a bit behind on my studies, so I'm just trying to catch up to what I should be.

Life has been chaotic and my family isn't really what you'd call normal, so it's a bit difficult at times.

Oh man, at least you're not deeply ingrained at a high school. Home school must be interesting and id imagine hard at times.

Between moving and abnormal family, must be pretty rough on ya. You need some solid friends yo, and us Internet folk can't fully cut it.

Socializing is a bit difficult at the moment, considering we're staying somewhere that is 13 miles to the closest town.


Plus I'm pretty inept at starting conversation.


Current situation is why I'm going to really put an effort to get finish school and move out. I have a hard time living the way we do.

Without a vehicle, yea that friggen sucks. Even with one, that's a bit of driving.

Oh man, I'm very shy. That's why I like drinking or being with at least one person. That's when I can work some magic. Then again, it's 2016 now so no worries and no regrets.

Yea dude, can you go beyond the normal curriculum and finish earlier time wise? I know it'd be hard but that would probably put you in a better place sooner than later.

[Air tree]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

And what year of school are you in?

10th grade

But since I'm home schooled (Online) and with a mixture of procrastination and depression, I'm a bit behind on my studies, so I'm just trying to catch up to what I should be.

Life has been chaotic and my family isn't really what you'd call normal, so it's a bit difficult at times.

Oh man, at least you're not deeply ingrained at a high school. Home school must be interesting and id imagine hard at times.

Between moving and abnormal family, must be pretty rough on ya. You need some solid friends yo, and us Internet folk can't fully cut it.

Socializing is a bit difficult at the moment, considering we're staying somewhere that is 13 miles to the closest town.


Plus I'm pretty inept at starting conversation.


Current situation is why I'm going to really put an effort to get finish school and move out. I have a hard time living the way we do.

Without a vehicle, yea that friggen sucks. Even with one, that's a bit of driving.

Oh man, I'm very shy. That's why I like drinking or being with at least one person. That's when I can work some magic. Then again, it's 2016 now so no worries and no regrets.

Yea dude, can you go beyond the normal curriculum and finish earlier time wise? I know it'd be hard but that would probably put you in a better place sooner than later.

Yeah I'm either going to just steamroll through the regular curriculum or if it's possible just do a GED test or something of that nature.

And after I have moved out head off the college so I can actually do what I want to do. 


I mean if I actually put effort into it, I can finish high school before I'm 18.

[Halverson]

So is 2016 the year where we start up the Church of Halverson public access Television  show? Speaking the gospel of Girlshark?

Ain't nobody got time for that! Let's just love one another. And people should just talk more. And we should hang with friends more.

Good point. Instead lets start up the a geekhack commune. Love and good times, all the time.

So dude, you recently moved right?

Yeah, Mississippi. But everything is a bit up in the air at the moment, so I could be somewhere different in a few months. Probably the deep south still, but who knows.

And what year of school are you in?

10th grade

But since I'm home schooled (Online) and with a mixture of procrastination and depression, I'm a bit behind on my studies, so I'm just trying to catch up to what I should be.

Life has been chaotic and my family isn't really what you'd call normal, so it's a bit difficult at times.

Oh man, at least you're not deeply ingrained at a high school. Home school must be interesting and id imagine hard at times.

Between moving and abnormal family, must be pretty rough on ya. You need some solid friends yo, and us Internet folk can't fully cut it.

Socializing is a bit difficult at the moment, considering we're staying somewhere that is 13 miles to the closest town.


Plus I'm pretty inept at starting conversation.


Current situation is why I'm going to really put an effort to get finish school and move out. I have a hard time living the way we do.

Without a vehicle, yea that friggen sucks. Even with one, that's a bit of driving.

Oh man, I'm very shy. That's why I like drinking or being with at least one person. That's when I can work some magic. Then again, it's 2016 now so no worries and no regrets.

Yea dude, can you go beyond the normal curriculum and finish earlier time wise? I know it'd be hard but that would probably put you in a better place sooner than later.

Yeah I'm either going to just steamroll through the regular curriculum or if it's possible just do a GED test or something of that nature.

And after I have moved out head off the college so I can actually do what I want to do. 


I mean if I actually put effort into it, I can finish high school before I'm 18.

Yea man, do it! We always here to support ya! If you ever need help, send me a pm.

And ima get you drunk regardless of age someday!

[sth]

I'm Michael Halverson

no you're not

[Halverson]

I'm Michael Halverson

no you're not

Who am I

[sth]

I'm Michael Halverson

no you're not

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Who am I

"a model, idiot"

hey you have the same weird facial hair pattern as me. or do you shave your stache so it doesn't connect?!

[Halverson]

I'm Michael Halverson

no you're not

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Who am I

"a model, idiot"

hey you have the same weird facial hair pattern as me. or do you shave your stache so it doesn't connect?!

Mustache doesn't connect, chin hair is weak until my beard gets nice and big.

[sth]

eyyyyy

[Halverson]

Guess we'll get along great! I'll see you soon in the bay, dude. I'll buy us a couple bottles of fernet.