The Church Of Halverson

[ygor]

The floors have really gotten filthy in here, fk.

[Halverson]

This church is decrepit


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[rowdy]

The fire has gone out.

[romevi]

Last one there's a penis pump.

[rowdy]

Last one there's a penis pump.

What's the first one there?

[Halverson]

Tomorrow a badass goes home, tp always so wrong about me killing folks

[tp4tissue]

Tomorrow a badass goes home, tp always so wrong about me killing folks

What was that movie.. suspect 0, where they had that serial killer trucker, who just randomly picks up victim on his route..

Does halverson drive a freezer truck ?

[Halverson]

Tomorrow a badass goes home, tp always so wrong about me killing folks

What was that movie.. suspect 0, where they had that serial killer trucker, who just randomly picks up victim on his route..

Does halverson drive a freezer truck ?

Currently a Golf

[tp4tissue]

Tomorrow a badass goes home, tp always so wrong about me killing folks

What was that movie.. suspect 0, where they had that serial killer trucker, who just randomly picks up victim on his route..

Does halverson drive a freezer truck ?

Currently a Golf

with a freezer trunk powered by lithium ion batteries ?

[Halverson]

Tomorrow a badass goes home, tp always so wrong about me killing folks

What was that movie.. suspect 0, where they had that serial killer trucker, who just randomly picks up victim on his route..

Does halverson drive a freezer truck ?

Currently a Golf

with a freezer trunk powered by lithium ion batteries ?

Keeps the beers real cold

[tp4tissue]

Tomorrow a badass goes home, tp always so wrong about me killing folks

What was that movie.. suspect 0, where they had that serial killer trucker, who just randomly picks up victim on his route..

Does halverson drive a freezer truck ?

Currently a Golf

with a freezer trunk powered by lithium ion batteries ?

Keeps the beers real cold

right next to the pilfered organs.... ??

[Halverson]

Tomorrow a badass goes home, tp always so wrong about me killing folks

What was that movie.. suspect 0, where they had that serial killer trucker, who just randomly picks up victim on his route..

Does halverson drive a freezer truck ?

Currently a Golf

with a freezer trunk powered by lithium ion batteries ?

Keeps the beers real cold

right next to the pilfered organs.... ??

I like amiibos

[xtrafrood]

[Halverson]

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RAWR!!

[rowdy]

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RAWR!!

Which brings up an interesting question - do sharks actually make any noise?  Have they got vocal cords?  Or do they just glide silently through the inky blackness of their domain seeking out the unwary trespasser who transcends upon their sacred territory?

[Halverson]

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RAWR!!

Which brings up an interesting question - do sharks actually make any noise?  Have they got vocal cords?  Or do they just glide silently through the inky blackness of their domain seeking out the unwary trespasser who transcends upon their sacred territory?

If a shark falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

[ander]

Natalie Portman.

[Halverson]

Natalie Portman.

Shark bait, ohh ah ah

[rowdy]

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RAWR!!

Which brings up an interesting question - do sharks actually make any noise?  Have they got vocal cords?  Or do they just glide silently through the inky blackness of their domain seeking out the unwary trespasser who transcends upon their sacred territory?

If a shark falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

What would a shark be doing in the woods in the first place?

And is a shark in the hand safer than one overhead?

[Halverson]

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RAWR!!

Which brings up an interesting question - do sharks actually make any noise?  Have they got vocal cords?  Or do they just glide silently through the inky blackness of their domain seeking out the unwary trespasser who transcends upon their sacred territory?

If a shark falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

What would a shark be doing in the woods in the first place?

And is a shark in the hand safer than one overhead?

Sharks get lost sometimes

No shark is safe, rawr

[Halverson]

I GUESS YOU'RE JUST WHAT I NEEDED!!

[rowdy]

I learned today that sharks cannot swim backwards, nor can they stop suddenly.

I guess if a shark decides to commit to something, then it WILL come to pass, no matter what gets in the way.

[Halverson]

I learned today that sharks cannot swim backwards, nor can they stop suddenly.

I guess if a shark decides to commit to something, then it WILL come to pass, no matter what gets in the way.

Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming

[rowdy]

I learned today that sharks like listening to AC/DC.

Agree/disagree?

Comments?

[rowdy]

Yes, it's another productive day at work )

[Halverson]

Work hard
Play hard

Don't let the dragon, drag on

[rowdy]

Does sleeping in the train on the way home count as commuting hard?

[Halverson]

Does sleeping in the train on the way home count as commuting hard?

You could get shanked, hard games

[tp4tissue]

Does sleeping in the train on the way home count as commuting hard?

You could get shanked, hard games

The outside is too scary.

[rowdy]

Does sleeping in the train on the way home count as commuting hard?

You could get shanked, hard games

Only shunted, while on a train.

[xtrafrood]

rawr

[Halverson]

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rawr

Aquatic hedgehogs, sharks are dooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!

[Sifo]

ezz

[Halverson]

Hold
Me
Closer
Tony Tony
Chopper

[Halverson]

Think Ima sell clacks

[xtrafrood]

  Are you turnt?

[absyrd]

Teach me the ways of the amiibo, oh powerful one!

[tp4tissue]

buy m0ar..  that's all u need to know..

[rowdy]

End of the world if those HOs go

[Halverson]

It's the end of the world as we know it

[rowdy]

We must bravely face the consequences, or die trying!

[rowdy]

Do sharks have non-Christian rendezvous?

[Halverson]

Do sharks have non-Christian rendezvous?

Generally with much booze

[rowdy]

Do sharks have non-Christian rendezvous?

Generally with much booze

Is that a poem?

[Halverson]

Do sharks have non-Christian rendezvous?

Generally with much booze

Is that a poem?

My life is so romantic, every line is a verse from my halls

[rowdy]

Do sharks have non-Christian rendezvous?

Generally with much booze

Is that a poem?

My life is so romantic, every line is a verse from my halls

Initially read that as "balls" </snigger>

[Halverson]

Do sharks have non-Christian rendezvous?

Generally with much booze

Is that a poem?

My life is so romantic, every line is a verse from my halls

Initially read that as "balls" </snigger>

After I posted it, I kind of though I should have said "balls" hehe

[rowdy]

Do sharks have non-Christian rendezvous?

Generally with much booze

Is that a poem?

My life is so romantic, every line is a verse from my halls

Initially read that as "balls" </snigger>

After I posted it, I kind of though I should have said "balls" hehe

Would have been more poetic too.

[ander]

So this is a hockey thing?

[rowdy]

So this is a hockey thing?

If you want, but your balls would get wet.

Unless it's ice hockey, in which case your pucks would get wet.