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Re: Internet explorer 6 will never die
« Reply #350 on: Tue, 19 December 2017, 14:16:02 »
ONLY STUPID PEOPLE USE GOOGLE CHROME. BOYCOTT GOOGLE!
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Re: CATS & HOT DOGS
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GOP TAX REFORM BILL
« Reply #352 on: Tue, 19 December 2017, 16:44:35 »
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE TAX REFORM BILL THAT IS GOING THROUGH CONGRESS NOW? SOME ECONOMISTS PROJECT THAT IT COULD LEAD TO 4% GDP GROWTH NEXT YEAR. DO YOU THINK THEIR PREDICTIONS ARE ACCURATE? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE REPEAL OF THE INDIVIDUAL HEALTH CARE MANDATE? ANY CHANGES YOU WISH WERE MADE TO THE BILL? POST YOUR THOUGHTS HERE.
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Re: GOP TAX REFORM BILL
« Reply #353 on: Tue, 19 December 2017, 16:52:42 »
your insanity does not deserve to be dignified with a response, but
"The Trump campaign announced in a letter that Republican candidates and committees are now expected to pay “a minimum of 5% of all fundraising solicitations to Trump National Committee JFC” for using his “name, image, and likeness in fundraising solicitations.”
“Any split that is higher than 5%,” the letter states, “will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump's campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations.”"

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Re: GOP TAX REFORM BILL
« Reply #354 on: Tue, 19 December 2017, 16:55:06 »
your insanity does not deserve to be dignified with a response, but

YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO CALL ANYONE INSANE!

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Re: GOP TAX REFORM BILL
« Reply #355 on: Tue, 19 December 2017, 16:57:46 »
Seriously, what is America's obsession with ultra-low taxes?
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« Reply #356 on: Tue, 19 December 2017, 18:20:48 »
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Re: GOP TAX REFORM BILL
« Reply #357 on: Tue, 19 December 2017, 19:05:47 »
Seriously, what is America's obsession with ultra-low taxes?

Only the ultra-wealthy are obsessed with paying no taxes, and they realized decades ago that millions paid to members of Congress in bribes was an investment that would return billions in taxes that they would not have to pay.

Only when common Americans come to understand that the "elites" have crippled our society and permanently squandered our previously formidable standing in the world community will they remove them from office, but it will be too late.

Already, many of the architects of this abomination, most notably Paul Ryan, have announced that they will not even attempt to seek re-election, taking their riches and riding off into the sunset.
"The Trump campaign announced in a letter that Republican candidates and committees are now expected to pay “a minimum of 5% of all fundraising solicitations to Trump National Committee JFC” for using his “name, image, and likeness in fundraising solicitations.”
“Any split that is higher than 5%,” the letter states, “will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump's campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations.”"

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TUCK FRUMP
« Reply #358 on: Wed, 20 December 2017, 10:42:57 »
BECAUSE WE ALL LIKE LITERALLY KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP IS LIKE LITERALLY HITLER!

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Re: TUCK FRUMP
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Re: A Message from the President
« Reply #360 on: Wed, 20 December 2017, 12:16:24 »
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Re: TUCK FRUMP
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« Reply #362 on: Wed, 20 December 2017, 12:43:21 »
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WHY AUTOMATICALLY UPDATE WHEN YOU COULD BE A HAPPIER PERSON ON WINDOWS 98'

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Re: A Message from the President
« Reply #363 on: Wed, 20 December 2017, 12:50:51 »
While my using Apple products (I hate myself for that) may disqualify me from service in your cabinet, I would still like to offer up my MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, Mr. President.

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WHY AUTOMATICALLY UPDATE WHEN YOU COULD BE A HAPPIER PERSON ON WINDOWS 98'

THAT'S RIGHT! WINDOWS 98 IS THE FUTURE OF COMPUTING!
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Re: A Message from the President
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MERRY CHRISTMAS


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Re: A Message from the President
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While my using Apple products (I hate myself for that) may disqualify me from service in your cabinet, I would still like to offer up my MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, Mr. President.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #367 on: Wed, 20 December 2017, 16:02:54 »
SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DOUGHNUTS? DO YOU LIKE TO EAT THEM WHEN YOU ARE POSTING ON GEEKHACK? OR HOW ABOUT WHEN LOOKING AT EBAY OR THE NEWS? POST YOUR THOUGHTS HERE.

I LIKE TO EAT DOUGHNUTS WHENEVER I GO ON THE COMPUTER.




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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #370 on: Thu, 21 December 2017, 16:27:19 »
ANY DONUT EATERS?
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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #371 on: Thu, 21 December 2017, 16:30:29 »
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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #372 on: Thu, 21 December 2017, 17:07:41 »
No. I like eating donuts while drinking coffee. That requires both hands.
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DID YOU GENERATE THAT IN PHOTO SHOP?

No, it is a simple screen capture of your post.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Windows 98
« Reply #374 on: Thu, 21 December 2017, 20:02:35 »
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WINDOWS 98 IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS 10. IT DOESN'T SEND YOUR DATA TO BIG BROTHER! YET ANOTHER REASON TO ADOPT THAT FINE OPERATING SYSTEM.

Except for shiny "Active Desktop"..

DO YOU USE WINDOWS 98?

DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE?
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #375 on: Thu, 21 December 2017, 21:56:09 »
have you ever had a boner when taking a **** and tried to piss in your mouth while sitting on the toilet?

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« Reply #376 on: Thu, 21 December 2017, 23:14:20 »
sharing a video from a dude called "Fash Forever"  :))

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #377 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 00:01:46 »
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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #379 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 11:41:41 »
have you ever had a boner and tried sticking a donut on it

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #380 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 12:07:15 »
Unglazed donuts are disgusting.

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #381 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 12:48:44 »
Apple fritter is where it's at.
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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #382 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 12:51:06 »
Custard long john, NOT cream long john.
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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #383 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 12:59:09 »
Custard long john, NOT cream long john.

U guys have gone dat dark side.

Classic jelly w/ granulated sugar top.. none of that new-age powdered sugar nonsense.

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #384 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 13:29:25 »
Unglazed donuts are disgusting.

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #385 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 13:32:37 »
Custard long john, NOT cream long john.

U guys have gone dat dark side.

Classic jelly w/ granulated sugar top.. none of that new-age powdered sugar nonsense.

Gtfo, donuts aren't vegan.
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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #386 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 13:38:18 »
Real doughnuts are roughly spherical. "Donuts", thought tasty, are an abomination :p .
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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #387 on: Fri, 22 December 2017, 13:42:11 »
Real doughnuts are roughly spherical. "Donuts", thought tasty, are an abomination :p .

Unlike you, I don't discriminate on my donuts, or "doughnuts" as you call them, based on their size or shape.  Instead, I choose to discriminate based on what's inside, as that is what really matters.
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Re: A Message from the President
« Reply #388 on: Sat, 23 December 2017, 11:53:24 »
TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

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Re: Windows 98
« Reply #389 on: Sat, 23 December 2017, 11:53:58 »
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WINDOWS 98 IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS 10. IT DOESN'T SEND YOUR DATA TO BIG BROTHER! YET ANOTHER REASON TO ADOPT THAT FINE OPERATING SYSTEM.

Except for shiny "Active Desktop"..

DO YOU USE WINDOWS 98?

DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE?

DO YOU?
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Re: Windows 98
« Reply #390 on: Sat, 23 December 2017, 13:06:25 »
Why not Windows 98 SE  :eek:

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Re: Windows 98
« Reply #391 on: Sat, 23 December 2017, 16:39:18 »
Why not Windows 98 SE  :eek:

WINDOWS NINETY EIGHT SECOND EDITION IS A SUITABLE OPERATING SYSTEM. I THINK IT IS EXCELLENT. IT ALSO IS GOOD FOR SURFING THE NET WITH INTERNET EXPLORER 6. DO YOU USE INTERNET EXPLORER 6? IF YOU DON'T, YOU SHOULD START USING IT RIGHT NOW.
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Re: A Message from the President
« Reply #392 on: Sun, 24 December 2017, 19:07:59 »
ONE MORE DAY!
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Re: Windows 98
« Reply #393 on: Mon, 01 January 2018, 23:46:22 »
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WINDOWS 98 IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS 10. IT DOESN'T SEND YOUR DATA TO BIG BROTHER! YET ANOTHER REASON TO ADOPT THAT FINE OPERATING SYSTEM.

Except for shiny "Active Desktop"..

DO YOU USE WINDOWS 98?

DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE?

DO YOU?

I probably would if he was real.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

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Re: Internet explorer 6 will never die
« Reply #394 on: Mon, 01 January 2018, 23:59:02 »
IE (or Edge) might become a fantastic browser one day, but no-one will ever know.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

Ị̸͚̯̲́ͤ̃͑̇̑ͯ̊̂͟ͅs̞͚̩͉̝̪̲͗͊ͪ̽̚̚ ̭̦͖͕̑́͌ͬͩ͟t̷̻͔̙̑͟h̹̠̼͋ͤ͋i̤̜̣̦̱̫͈͔̞ͭ͑ͥ̌̔s̬͔͎̍̈ͥͫ̐̾ͣ̔̇͘ͅ ̩̘̼͆̐̕e̞̰͓̲̺̎͐̏ͬ̓̅̾͠͝ͅv̶̰͕̱̞̥̍ͣ̄̕e͕͙͖̬̜͓͎̤̊ͭ͐͝ṇ̰͎̱̤̟̭ͫ͌̌͢͠ͅ ̳̥̦ͮ̐ͤ̎̊ͣ͡͡n̤̜̙̺̪̒͜e̶̻̦̿ͮ̂̀c̝̘̝͖̠̖͐ͨͪ̈̐͌ͩ̀e̷̥͇̋ͦs̢̡̤ͤͤͯ͜s͈̠̉̑͘a̱͕̗͖̳̥̺ͬͦͧ͆̌̑͡r̶̟̖̈͘ỷ̮̦̩͙͔ͫ̾ͬ̔ͬͮ̌?̵̘͇͔͙ͥͪ͞ͅ

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Re: VHS or Betamax: Which do you prefer?
« Reply #395 on: Tue, 02 January 2018, 00:01:51 »
Betamax is the superior technology, but VHS has porn so I'm going with that

+1
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

Ị̸͚̯̲́ͤ̃͑̇̑ͯ̊̂͟ͅs̞͚̩͉̝̪̲͗͊ͪ̽̚̚ ̭̦͖͕̑́͌ͬͩ͟t̷̻͔̙̑͟h̹̠̼͋ͤ͋i̤̜̣̦̱̫͈͔̞ͭ͑ͥ̌̔s̬͔͎̍̈ͥͫ̐̾ͣ̔̇͘ͅ ̩̘̼͆̐̕e̞̰͓̲̺̎͐̏ͬ̓̅̾͠͝ͅv̶̰͕̱̞̥̍ͣ̄̕e͕͙͖̬̜͓͎̤̊ͭ͐͝ṇ̰͎̱̤̟̭ͫ͌̌͢͠ͅ ̳̥̦ͮ̐ͤ̎̊ͣ͡͡n̤̜̙̺̪̒͜e̶̻̦̿ͮ̂̀c̝̘̝͖̠̖͐ͨͪ̈̐͌ͩ̀e̷̥͇̋ͦs̢̡̤ͤͤͯ͜s͈̠̉̑͘a̱͕̗͖̳̥̺ͬͦͧ͆̌̑͡r̶̟̖̈͘ỷ̮̦̩͙͔ͫ̾ͬ̔ͬͮ̌?̵̘͇͔͙ͥͪ͞ͅ

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #396 on: Tue, 02 January 2018, 00:37:15 »
have you ever had a boner and tried sticking a donut on it

"A" donut?  Singular?
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

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Re: Geekhack Logo
« Reply #397 on: Tue, 02 January 2018, 02:25:26 »
I really think it's time to put this logo on the site. The current one is so boring.

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You should make that a gif where the IEs fly around.

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Re: DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DONUTS WHILE USING THE COMPUTER?
« Reply #398 on: Tue, 02 January 2018, 02:31:07 »
If that's how you "glaze" your donuts, I don't want to know ...

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Sorry, it's true.  Here's another one from Safari (Apple browser) on macOS.

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"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

Ị̸͚̯̲́ͤ̃͑̇̑ͯ̊̂͟ͅs̞͚̩͉̝̪̲͗͊ͪ̽̚̚ ̭̦͖͕̑́͌ͬͩ͟t̷̻͔̙̑͟h̹̠̼͋ͤ͋i̤̜̣̦̱̫͈͔̞ͭ͑ͥ̌̔s̬͔͎̍̈ͥͫ̐̾ͣ̔̇͘ͅ ̩̘̼͆̐̕e̞̰͓̲̺̎͐̏ͬ̓̅̾͠͝ͅv̶̰͕̱̞̥̍ͣ̄̕e͕͙͖̬̜͓͎̤̊ͭ͐͝ṇ̰͎̱̤̟̭ͫ͌̌͢͠ͅ ̳̥̦ͮ̐ͤ̎̊ͣ͡͡n̤̜̙̺̪̒͜e̶̻̦̿ͮ̂̀c̝̘̝͖̠̖͐ͨͪ̈̐͌ͩ̀e̷̥͇̋ͦs̢̡̤ͤͤͯ͜s͈̠̉̑͘a̱͕̗͖̳̥̺ͬͦͧ͆̌̑͡r̶̟̖̈͘ỷ̮̦̩͙͔ͫ̾ͬ̔ͬͮ̌?̵̘͇͔͙ͥͪ͞ͅ