Author Topic: What happend last night? (Read 4961 times)

Tym · « **on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 03:53:50 »

So I woke up, came downstairs and noticed the widow had been smashed. First thought "Oh ****, we've been robbed". All the cars were still there, tele was there so we were all good on that front, went outside to look at the window noticed it was covered in ****, I mean the entire wall was just covered in ****.

Oh great we were robbed by a guy with diarrhea ?

But the other option is that a cow came up our drive and just **** everywhere which is okay, but if you know where I live its not exactly a cow highway so what the **** happened last night I have no idea.

Also my sunglasses on the inside of the window got sprayed with ****, any thoughts as to what happened ?

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BunnyLake · « **Reply #1 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 04:42:26 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 03:53:50

So I woke up, came downstairs and noticed the widow had been smashed. First thought "Oh ****, we've been robbed". All the cars were still there, tele was there so we were all good on that front, went outside to look at the window noticed it was covered in ****, I mean the entire wall was just covered in ****.

Oh great we were robbed by a guy with diarrhea ?

But the other option is that a cow came up our drive and just **** everywhere which is okay, but if you know where I live its not exactly a cow highway so what the **** happened last night I have no idea.

Also my sunglasses on the inside of the window got sprayed with ****, any thoughts as to what happened ? .

tym should quit drinking

rowdy · « **Reply #2 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 05:22:05 »

Aliens!

snoopy · « **Reply #3 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 05:24:04 »

pics?

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #4 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 05:38:51 »

Sorry, was in the neighborhood and thought I would stop by your place. Got a little startled, and well, you know the rest.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #5 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 05:58:26 »

HAHAHAHAHHAA......

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #6 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:20:15 »

it's a warning from the zombies to get out and get out now.

time to get the shotguns ready!

vun · « **Reply #7 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:23:20 »

Someone with a tractor and one of those tanks-that-spray-****-that-I-can't-recall-the-name-of?

baldgye · « **Reply #8 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:34:28 »

Quote from: vun on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:23:20

Someone with a tractor and one of those tanks-that-spray-****-that-I-can't-recall-the-name-of?

muck spreader?

Tym · « **Reply #9 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:36:59 »

Quote from: BunnyLake on Sat, 10 August 2013, 04:42:26

tym should quit drinking

Probably Should

Quote from: snoopy on Sat, 10 August 2013, 05:24:04

pics?

Well I have already cleaned up most of it and patched the window but I took a picture of one of the turss and the window

Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Sat, 10 August 2013, 05:38:51

Sorry, was in the neighborhood and thought I would stop by your place. Got a little startled, and well, you know the rest.

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:20:15

it's a warning from the zombies to get out and get out now.

time to get the shotguns ready!

Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 10 August 2013, 05:22:05

Aliens!

Maybe

)

Quote from: vun on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:23:20

Someone with a tractor and one of those tanks-that-spray-****-that-I-can't-recall-the-name-of?

I'm too far back for one of those, unfortunatly (or maybe thats a good thing)

vun · « **Reply #10 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:43:43 »

That does look like cow dung.

baldgye · « **Reply #11 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:45:00 »

probably some stray lost cows or something, surprised it didn't wake you up though lol

Tym · « **Reply #12 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:46:45 »

Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:45:00

probably some stray lost cows or something, surprised it didn't wake you up though lol

Me too :3 My dog didn't bark either which is kinda worrying.

snoopy · « **Reply #13 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:19:21 »

drunken english hooligans

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #14 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:20:06 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:46:45

Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:45:00
probably some stray lost cows or something, surprised it didn't wake you up though lol
Me too :3 My dog didn't bark either which is kinda worrying.

Is your dog OK??

Thimplum · « **Reply #15 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:55:45 »

Thimplum · « **Reply #16 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:56:17 »

This is why we don't live in england!

Tym · « **Reply #17 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:57:29 »

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:20:06

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:46:45
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:45:00
probably some stray lost cows or something, surprised it didn't wake you up though lol
Me too :3 My dog didn't bark either which is kinda worrying.

Is your dog OK??

Dog's fine just a lazy mofo.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #18 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:58:57 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:57:29

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 10 August 2013, 07:20:06
Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:46:45
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 10 August 2013, 06:45:00
probably some stray lost cows or something, surprised it didn't wake you up though lol
Me too :3 My dog didn't bark either which is kinda worrying.

Is your dog OK??

Dog's fine just a lazy mofo.

Just making sure it wasn't responsible for the mess.

Tym · « **Reply #19 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 08:07:37 »

If the dog did that I would take him to the vet, haha.

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #20 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 08:33:45 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 08:07:37

If the dog did that I would take him to the vet, haha.

*exorcist

Tym · « **Reply #21 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 08:36:14 »

HaHa!

Techno Trousers · « **Reply #22 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:39:30 »

My first thought was something gone wrong with a neighbor who was pumping out their septic system, but I expect you would have heard that racket in the middle of the night.

How close is that wall to a road? Maybe you were hit by drive-by dung flingers.

I'd be interested to hear what really happened if you figure it out.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #23 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:42:06 »

Perhaps it was the toilet of an airliner being evacuated and your home was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Tym · « **Reply #24 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:45:25 »

We had about a 10-15meter drive, so we're not on the road dont think it was a passer by. The cow thing was my genuine conclusion. Some farmer was herding his cattle at earlyAM and one got lose, it happens people more cattle down the roads here.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #25 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:48:15 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:45:25

We had about a 10-15meter drive, so we're not on the road dont think it was a passer by. The cow thing was my genuine conclusion. Some farmer was herding his cattle at earlyAM and one got lose, it happens people more cattle down the roads here.

I like my version better.

Glad you got it sorted however, some free milk for the window perhaps?

Tym · « **Reply #26 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:49:43 »

I do like your idea, and mine is still only a theory. So no free milk

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #27 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:51:18 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 09:49:43

I do like your idea, and mine is still only a theory. So no free milk

Oh I thought you pow-wowed with the neighbors and they too had poo.

iri · « **Reply #28 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 10:03:11 »

so, just one piece of s**t on the ground and one broken glass of 6? not that much of a disaster.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #29 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 10:06:31 »

Quote from: iri on Sat, 10 August 2013, 10:03:11

so, just one piece of s**t on the ground and one broken glass of 6? not that much of a disaster.

I think he had already cleaned up the rest of the mess.

Techno Trousers · « **Reply #30 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 10:11:06 »

He said the entire wall was bedunged!

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #31 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 11:46:34 »

poor tym
LOL i am laughing so hard

)

Tym · « **Reply #32 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 11:55:50 »

Quote from: iri on Sat, 10 August 2013, 10:03:11

so, just one piece of s**t on the ground and one broken glass of 6? not that much of a disaster.

Not sure what you do in Russia but when the place is covered in **** we generally clean it up, the **** on the soil i just noticed so showed you a picture.

Also just noticed some hoof prints so probably a cow.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #33 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 13:25:25 »

This guy makes enough enemies online,

He's now so stupid that he's making enemies AFK.

No sympathy.... Hahahaha

Tym · « **Reply #34 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 13:34:17 »

What enemies do I make online?

iri · « **Reply #35 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 15:51:48 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 11:55:50

Not sure what you do in Russia but when the place is covered in ****

i'll report back when i find a place covered in s**t here. not sure if it happens in my lifetime.

seriously, a cow taking a s**t on your house wall? did it climb on your roof and make a s**tfall?

Photekq · « **Reply #36 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 15:56:17 »

Hahahaha

Tym · « **Reply #37 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 15:59:28 »

Sorry I was rude

Guessing youve not seen a cow ****? (Understably if you dont love in the country) They project it, it goes flying everywhere. Like I said if you saw my drive you'd be a lot more confused as to how a cow got there.

Thimplum · « **Reply #38 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:07:17 »

We need more pictures.

iri · « **Reply #39 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:13:42 »

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 15:59:28

Guessing youve not seen a cow ****? (Understably if you dont love in the country) They project it, it goes flying everywhere.

i have. i actually have spent a lot of time in the country. what you posted looks (surprisingly!!) pretty much like a cow s**t to me. i just can't imagine a wall covered in it. it can't happen here: we traditionally have fences around country houses. also i wonder why a cow would break your window. did it drink in a local pub? or... you sure you didn't try to bring it home youself?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #40 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:16:07 »

Quote from: iri on Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:13:42

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 15:59:28
Guessing youve not seen a cow ****? (Understably if you dont love in the country) They project it, it goes flying everywhere.
i have. i actually have spent a lot of time in the country. what you posted looks (surprisingly!!) pretty much like a cow s**t to me. i just can't imagine a wall covered in it. it can't happen here: we traditionally have fences around country houses. also i wonder why a cow would break your window. did it drink in a local pub? or... you sure you didn't try to bring it home youself?

HAHAA. accused of cow theft.

Dang, lol, back in da'day that stuff used to really happen.

snoopy · « **Reply #41 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:18:56 »

Maybe it was a moose?

Tym · « **Reply #42 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:19:41 »

Quote from: iri on Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:13:42

Quote from: Tym on Sat, 10 August 2013, 15:59:28
Guessing youve not seen a cow ****? (Understably if you dont love in the country) They project it, it goes flying everywhere.
i have. i actually have spent a lot of time in the country. what you posted looks (surprisingly!!) pretty much like a cow s**t to me. i just can't imagine a wall covered in it. it can't happen here: we traditionally have fences around country houses. also i wonder why a cow would break your window. did it drink in a local pub? or... you sure you didn't try to bring it home youself?

Think it turned around just put its head through the window although I dont remember rustling a cow last night maybe I did 0.0

Findecanor · « **Reply #43 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:35:24 »

Someone used a vacuum cleaner to clean up after his dog, but accidentally put the vacuum cleaner in reverse?

Nah, that is not plausible ...

jonathanyu · « **Reply #44 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 19:57:17 »

that's look like a tone of bull **** combine together

rowdy · « **Reply #45 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 22:47:36 »

Quote from: snoopy on Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:18:56

Maybe it was a moose?

You could be on to something here.

Was there a trail of empty beer bottles, MY keyboards and graffitied Clacks on the ground?

funkymeeba · « **Reply #46 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 23:31:19 »

Tym, are you sure you aren't that same guy who posted about cleaning fecal matter out of a Filco?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #47 on:** Sun, 11 August 2013, 08:55:56 »

Quote from: Findecanor on Sat, 10 August 2013, 16:35:24

Someone used a vacuum cleaner to clean up after his dog, but accidentally put the vacuum cleaner in reverse?

Nah, that is not plausible ...

from the description of the extreme volumn of $h17 on tym's wall, there would have to be at least 30 dogs.

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Author Topic: What happend last night? (Read 4961 times)