Kim Jong Un

[microsoft windows]

So how do you feel about Kim Jong Un, the purported leader of North Korea? He's been in the news quite a bit lately.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/10/north-koreas-kim-jong-uns-absence-fuels-speculation-about-health-coup/

[paicrai]

lol

[tp4tissue]

So how do you feel about Kim Jong Un, the purported leader of North Korea? He's been in the news quite a bit lately.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/10/north-koreas-kim-jong-uns-absence-fuels-speculation-about-health-coup/

he's gonna die and come back in a wizard hat and rob..

[digi]

whew, he's still ok. I was worried.

[SpAmRaY]

He's looking for more cheese.

[tp4tissue]

whew, he's still ok. I was worried.

It would be so badass...  if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat,  and eats a big block of cheese.. 

[Lain1911]

I thought for sure he was going to nuke someone that Christmas a couple years back.

[digi]

whew, he's still ok. I was worried.

It would be so badass...  if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat,  and eats a big block of cheese.. 

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lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.

[tp4tissue]

I thought for sure he was going to nuke someone that Christmas a couple years back.

Nuke is problematic because unless you have FOLLOWUP nukes.. you can't shoot one, and be like.. well i'm all out..

that's when someone will come to your country and just take it... probably China..

[dante]

I thought for sure he was going to nuke someone that Christmas a couple years back.

I keep waiting for them to launch a missle and have it accidentally end up in China.

[tp4tissue]

whew, he's still ok. I was worried.

It would be so badass...  if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat,  and eats a big block of cheese.. 

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lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.

they should make a new video.. where DR trains him to be gangster..

then he can be everything Obama isn't enough of..

[tp4tissue]

I thought for sure he was going to nuke someone that Christmas a couple years back.

I keep waiting for them to launch a missle and have it accidentally end up in China.

that's probably why he hasn't done it..   if that happens.. then China can reclaim korea..

[digi]

whew, he's still ok. I was worried.

It would be so badass...  if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat,  and eats a big block of cheese.. 

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lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.

they should make a new video.. where DR trains him to be gangster..

then he can be everything Obama isn't enough of..

haha for reals, his balls are huge..if only his nukes were real.

[tp4tissue]

whew, he's still ok. I was worried.

It would be so badass...  if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat,  and eats a big block of cheese.. 

Show Image

lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.

they should make a new video.. where DR trains him to be gangster..

then he can be everything Obama isn't enough of..

haha for reals, his balls are huge..if only his nukes were real.

You know what's a good film.. "the dictator 2012"

missiles must be pointy.

[Novus]

[paicrai]

kim fat ass is going to eat himself to death harr harr

[tp4tissue]

What I don't get is.. how crummy North Korea is despite having Slave labor in a Modern society..

I mean... Give me slave labor... 

first thing I would do...   Mining... then coal plant, then use that power to refine nuclear fuel...

Then Force evict all people from fertile land..   Then slave labor + mechanized agriculture..

It'd be so easy to move people and efficiently appropriate land given How powerful he is..




Why does Kim epic suck at country building...

[JPG]

What I don't get is.. how crummy North Korea is despite having Slave labor in a Modern society..

I mean... Give me slave labor... 

first thing I would do...   Mining... then coal plant, then use that power to refine nuclear fuel...

Then Force evict all people from fertile land..   Then slave labor + mechanized agriculture..




Why does Kim epic suck at country building...

He must suck at motivation. Even a slave needs some sort of motivation to have good performance. He should go read some Dilbert for some inspiration.

[tp4tissue]

What I don't get is.. how crummy North Korea is despite having Slave labor in a Modern society..

I mean... Give me slave labor... 

first thing I would do...   Mining... then coal plant, then use that power to refine nuclear fuel...

Then Force evict all people from fertile land..   Then slave labor + mechanized agriculture..




Why does Kim epic suck at country building...

He must suck at motivation. Even a slave needs some sort of motivation to have good performance. He should go read some Dilbert for some inspiration.

Slaves don't need Serious motivation (will to live is enough) as long as you keep a steady supply of them... that's the whole point of slaves..

I think what may have happened is too many slaves have died.. and they are lacking human capital, so their slaves are not reproducing quickly enough...  the Upper echelon must be consuming too many resources..  and they're not maintaining their slave population properly..

[Novus]

wut

[RED-404]

He is probably just playing WoW or CoD.

[tp4tissue]

He is probably just playing WoW or CoD.

Dude.. If you have a whole country to yourself.

There are way funner-things you can do..   

I'm not gonna say what.. as guys,  you're already all thinking it.. ...

[SpAmRaY]

He is probably just playing WoW or CoD.

Dude.. If you have a whole country to yourself.

There are way funner-things you can do..   

I'm not gonna say what.. as guys,  you're already all thinking it.. ...

mini-golf?

[tp4tissue]

He is probably just playing WoW or CoD.

Dude.. If you have a whole country to yourself.

There are way funner-things you can do..   

I'm not gonna say what.. as guys,  you're already all thinking it.. ...

mini-golf?

well ur married.. ur wifey probably polices ur internet activity and statements...

it's ok fellow compatriot..  we understand you perfectly.. camouflage continues

[noisyturtle]

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[Karura]

whew, he's still ok. I was worried.

It would be so badass...  if he came out on tv, totally fine, Not fat,  and eats a big block of cheese.. 

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lol... everyone needs to watch that documentary when Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, **** is hilarious.

Just watched it. Wow, definitely worth it. Love how the Vice reporter was easily able to tag along without any suspicions.

[noisyturtle]

Do you think when he dies, they are going to lie to the rest of the world to keep up 'appearances?'

[tp4tissue]

Do you think when he dies, they are going to lie to the rest of the world to keep up 'appearances?'

It wouldn't be about appearance, stability of governance is important, so... it's possible they'd replace him with a double..

and it'd be much easier than replacing a more popular leader, because fewer people actually know the guy.

[microsoft windows]

Do you think when he dies, they are going to lie to the rest of the world to keep up 'appearances?'

It wouldn't be about appearance, stability of governance is important, so... it's possible they'd replace him with a double..

and it'd be much easier than replacing a more popular leader, because fewer people actually know the guy.

You never know. Perhaps Kim Jong Un is already dead?

[noisyturtle]

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[tp4tissue]

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hahaha.. yea that's the currents speculation.. kim's probably not happy with peace talks because external influence will inevitably lead to the disintegration of his dynastic rule... 


I think South Korea is in grave danger


Here's what The Generals are probably planning to strengthen North Korea and maintain power and stability... (not kim j u, the Generals, the guys who are holding him)

They will probably kill Kim J U,  put in a double..

THEN--

Increase importation of technology in trade for narcotics export. (yes, they already have some of this in place, but that would be expanded)

-- realistically, you can get a huge portion of mining and agriculture completed this way, because those technologies are generally not regulated and deemed non threatening..   


THEN-- continue strengthening their military industrial complex


THEN--


Once the Generals have stabilized population growth and health..

They'd use Kim J U in name to start a war with South Korea...   Commit genocide

Blitzkreg style...   Fire everything they have @ soeul...


Once Soeul is done..  South Korea is more/less gone, since that's all their eggs in one basket.. (quite literally)


The Americans sure as hell wouldn't get there fast enough...

So....  China will probably step in and shake hands with whoever's currently in charge...

They'd arrest and Trial the FAKE Kim J U for war crimes..   


The Generals who were actualllly behind the war, will be fully installed and recognized as the replacement leader..


And that's how they're probably planning to get away with Genocide..    and to Rob South Korea of their economic infrastructure..


The Aggressor always comes out ahead (game theory)...  since South Korea is too damn complacent, it will probably lose this one..

[noisyturtle]

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hahaha.. yea that's the currents speculation.. kim's probably not happy with peace talks because external influence will inevitably lead to the disintegration of his dynastic rule... 


I think South Korea is in grave danger


Here's what The Generals are probably planning to strengthen North Korea and maintain power and stability... (not kim j u, the Generals, the guys who are holding him)

They will probably kill Kim J U,  put in a double..

THEN--

Increase importation of technology in trade for narcotics export. (yes, they already have some of this in place, but that would be expanded)

-- realistically, you can get a huge portion of mining and agriculture completed this way, because those technologies are generally not regulated and deemed non threatening..   


THEN-- continue strengthening their military industrial complex


THEN--


Once the Generals have stabilized population growth and health..

They'd use Kim J U in name to start a war with South Korea...   Commit genocide

Blitzkreg style...   Fire everything they have @ soeul...


Once Soeul is done..  South Korea is more/less gone, since that's all their eggs in one basket.. (quite literally)


The Americans sure as hell wouldn't get there fast enough...

So....  China will probably step in and shake hands with whoever's currently in charge...

They'd arrest and Trial the FAKE Kim J U for war crimes..   


The Generals who were actualllly behind the war, will be fully installed and recognized as the replacement leader..


And that's how they're probably planning to get away with Genocide..    and to Rob South Korea of their economic infrastructure..


The Aggressor always comes out ahead (game theory)...  since South Korea is too damn complacent, it will probably lose this one..

You should start a YouTube channel. I'd watch it 

[tp4tissue]

haha... maybe internet radio.. ..

The North Koreans have a very large Cultural problem and a National Identity issue.

As a north-korean, you can't really hold your head high.. and we also no longer live in a world that forgets.

The prejudice against north-koreans will continue among the lower educated population of the world..

The cultural conundrum is most heavily derived from their leadership and brainwashing government..

You can't get away with straight up lying to everyone for 20 years, then change tunes as easily in modernity.


The only way they can get out of that as a nation,  is to scapegoat the current leadership (The Kim Jongs )  and distance themselves from their past...


I don't see an out other than that to establish a new identity for them..


You and I know, the herded masses are innocent and that any and all such prejudice against them is wrong..

But, there are those who will leverage that prejudice in malicious ways to squeeze north-korea for profit.. if they do fully enter the world market..

[DWawa]

Chubby little rich kid with muffin top hair, plus nukes.

[tp4tissue]

Chubby little rich kid with muffin top hair, plus nukes.

haha.. still, his life is awesome....

[baldgye]

Chubby little rich kid with muffin top hair, plus nukes.

haha.. still, his life is awesome....

True, I wish I was an overweight heavy smoker...

[tp4tissue]

Chubby little rich kid with muffin top hair, plus nukes.

haha.. still, his life is awesome....

True, I wish I was an overweight heavy smoker...

I don't think ur seeing the big picture..  he gets to be a dictator.. 

The only reason you and I have to work out and eat healthy to get chix is explicitly due to how little political efficacy we possess..

[baldgye]

What are 'chix' and why can't I get them by eating what I like?

[VesperSAINT]

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[iri]

i'm so glad i wasn't born in north korea