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Offline Tym

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Anyone speak french?
« on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 05:33:52 »
Strange request, need soneone to translate a single line of text into french, but properly not just google translated, will pay $1 :D

unless they have some unforeseeable downside (like they're actually made of cream cheese cunningly disguised as ABS)


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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 05:41:36 »
will $10000 Hazardous Industry compensation be included?
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 07:03:48 »
Native french speaker , will do it for free .
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 07:20:35 »
Is this to get a girls attention?? :eek:

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 07:23:22 »
Is this to get a girls attention?? :o

It seems... :thumb:

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 07:31:55 »
For girls attention try this :
"Mademoiselle vous êtes bien charmante , puis-je remplir votre fente ? "

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 07:44:05 »
For girls attention try this :
"Mademoiselle vous êtes bien charmante , puis-je remplir votre fente ? "

Lovely !

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 07:48:03 »
For girls attention try this :
"Mademoiselle vous êtes bien charmante , puis-je remplir votre fente ? "
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 07:54:28 »
No, but I ate a croissant once.
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 08:08:20 »
Is this to get a girls attention?? :eek:
Damn right.

Well its a Christmas present actually :P
Something about the thought counting?
 
You're not jealous are you Ray? Wont be as nice a gift as you got :))
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 08:09:47 »
Wont be as nice a gift as you got :))

Actually the gift you got should get every girls attention. ;) :D
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 09:01:13 »
For girls attention try this :
"Mademoiselle vous êtes bien charmante , puis-je remplir votre fente ? "
:spitout:

hahahahahahahah that should "get attention" alright

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 09:31:43 »
I'm a crass individual who can only think of the 1 line of french from aguilera "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir"

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 10:01:57 »
For girls attention try this :
"Mademoiselle vous êtes bien charmante , puis-je remplir votre fente ? "
Bwahaha so straight to the point!
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 10:08:05 »
I can help if you still need help.


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Re: Anyone speak french? (Solved)
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 10:44:31 »
Sorted, thank you very much to azhdar, good guy :)
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 07 November 2014, 12:02:06 »
dude, all you need is this:

"Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?"

Oh, and it helps to have a large penis.
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #17 on: Sat, 08 November 2014, 10:12:34 »
dude, all you need is this:

"Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?"

Oh, and this shows you are a large penis.
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Re: Anyone speak french?
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 09 November 2014, 13:12:39 »
For girls attention try this :
"Mademoiselle vous êtes bien charmante , puis-je remplir votre fente ? "
Very classy and to the point.