Buy softcore pr0n dvd..
And say.. here's ur womens rights, right here...
/shock, awe, and silence sweeps over your classmates..
/drop dvd on ur recipient's desk.. hopefully female, remark, You're welcome..
OH man... wish I did this as a kid.. just to see everyone's reactions.. AT WORST. you get detention.. don't even gotta go.. just get a note from ur parents.